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SRS. How would you theoretically escape from prison?

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Statistically, what are the top 5 strategies?
 
be 6'7 and attract the medic foid
 
PM me if you're interested there are some stuff I can't say here
 
Idk how to escape but if you do make sure to go to a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with yours
 
Use a rock hammer to make a hole in my cell wall.
 
Be Chad or use Violence and Sabotage
 
Matsugane family, Tojo Clan Lieteunant, Koijiro Ozaki!
Matsugane family, Tojo Clan wannabe Patriarch , Ichinose Kengo!
 
Learn to teleport
 
Are you posting this from the prison computer OP?
 
No other way expect use prison labor and sneak on the truck.

Ik this, sk Pee Wee Gaskins escaped the same way.
 
Use my medical conditions to get put in hospital, then try to escape from there. I'm a dwarf so perhaps I have opportunities to hide that all you tall bastards don't. :feelzez:
 
Use my medical conditions to get put in hospital, then try to escape from there. I'm a dwarf so perhaps I have opportunities to hide that all you tall bastards don't. :feelzez:
:feelskek:
clever use of your genes :feelsthink:
 
Being stabbed to death by a tyrone
 
Here's one I'm waiting to see on a tv show.

Hack the computer database,and schedule you're own release.
 

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