Back yonder in the days of old, philosophers ruled. Sageking contemplated up a philosophy with scrolls inscribed with a form of brail only to be read with your feet. The Witch of Gypsystan could cause you split personas arguing each other in solipsistic diatribes until you debate yourself out of existence. The rivers ran upward powering the Sun by keeping it at certain temperatures so the Gnostic Giants could keep refueling it, otherwise guaranteeing Armageddon. All was equally hostile & doclie in the lands with the Modrons obsession with perfect balance of all creation. Minotaurs ascribed the Forunk, a new-found concept at the time that Earthrealm calls Religion. They eventually wiped themselves out discerning their holy books without eating or drinking. Earnest Buckleheim was a Demigod overseeing Spaingland/Casastan, a "country" divided in a civil war of philosophical debates. It was mostly desert. Skorpioms -- not to be confused with our scorpions -- were an arachnoid race with a large tail & two claws. They were often exactly 3ft & asexually reproduced. They started the philosophy of Burgamont, & quickly debated Skonkio a philosopher king into existence, who was extremely nihisiltic & in total, the Skorpioms lasted 3 years existing in the world before becoming extinct. The clouds contoured into faces of bone chilling anguish during storms called Six -- not to be confused with our numerical after Five -- which lasted approximately 5 Hepmongops -- which we in Earthrealm call days -- being the longest Hikbonkop -- what we in Earthrealm call Months.
Eventually the Riddick Bows -- not to be confused with our Earthrealm boxer -- a race of 19ft, bow legged, 6 armed, purple polymorphous prickly penises with appendages ending in the shape, color, texture & taste of pears -- claimed the Threshold Kinggistam -- the Holy Land of Mummentrolls lost tribe, who expelled him :- & Mummentroll eventually traveled back in the 8 part book series summed here to Kinggistam to solve the riddle of existence
Eventually the Riddick Bows -- not to be confused with our Earthrealm boxer -- a race of 19ft, bow legged, 6 armed, purple polymorphous prickly penises with appendages ending in the shape, color, texture & taste of pears -- claimed the Threshold Kinggistam -- the Holy Land of Mummentrolls lost tribe, who expelled him :- & Mummentroll eventually traveled back in the 8 part book series summed here to Kinggistam to solve the riddle of existence
