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Venting Sparklin wine is the best alcocholic beverage one can drink

SecularNeo-Khazar

SecularNeo-Khazar

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  • 11.5% alcochol makes it stronger then a very strong beer and easy to hide the flavour of spirit.
    • Considering the calories relative to the alcochol within, sprakling wine is in a way diet beer but supreme premium +++ XXL version of it.
  • Its fancy (a symbol for parties) and sympathasizes with most of us, because its a drink for the middle class. Also, by drinking it alone you degenerate its status by developing your alcoholism.
  • because it is carbonated it increases he speed with which alcochol is absorbed into your blood stream. We drink alcochol for the effect after all.
    • Being carbonated makes it good by principle
  • It can be any flavour you want, since its a wine, and wine can be made out of anything (fuck you grapes).
  • Ok sparkling wine has most of the times an intelligent price.
  • Since it is mostly white wine (thou red variants are there too) it makes it light for your liver
 
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I drink raw vodka with tasty Bologna and gherkin sandwich.
 
Ayy me too, but I dow ith friends because for a group vodka is far more economic.
Yes, and I prefer to get drunk as quickly as possible. The wine goes down well, but it's not my plan to catch an ethyl coma. :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
Yes, and I prefer to get drunk as quickly as possible. The wine goes down well, but it's not my plan to catch an ethyl coma. :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
You prefer to take shots or do you make pseudo-coktails with some basic ingredients?
 
smirnoff and mikes harder for me :feelsokman:
 
Who asked you GrAYcel?
 

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