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LuciferTakeMySoul
Greycel
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- Mar 17, 2018
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In 2019, resumes will require a gf section. No gf or wife? Get the fuck out.
*Billy walks into an interview*
"Hey Billy we really liked your technical skills and your communication prowess is off the charts! But... we couldn't help but notice you had no gf. Could you explain this?"
"Uhh.. I'm a virgin"
*jaws drop...*
"Tyrone get in here! Martha, send in Tyrone to kick this kid out!"
*Chad walks in*
"Hey Chad we couldn't help but notice that your technical skills are complete donkey ass and you were busy receiving nude texts from Stacy this interview, but your gf section on your resume is rocking..... we need a guy like you... hired!"
Welcome to 2019. Companies will start failing as they implement mandatory gf/waifu checks. There will be services offered to incels to offer to be a fake temp gf in order to get a job. Some jobs will require a gf thats an 8, some a 9/10. If you and another applicant both have the same qualifications, the deciding factor will be the hotness of your temp gf.
Welcome to dystopia.
*Billy walks into an interview*
"Hey Billy we really liked your technical skills and your communication prowess is off the charts! But... we couldn't help but notice you had no gf. Could you explain this?"
"Uhh.. I'm a virgin"
*jaws drop...*
"Tyrone get in here! Martha, send in Tyrone to kick this kid out!"
*Chad walks in*
"Hey Chad we couldn't help but notice that your technical skills are complete donkey ass and you were busy receiving nude texts from Stacy this interview, but your gf section on your resume is rocking..... we need a guy like you... hired!"
Welcome to 2019. Companies will start failing as they implement mandatory gf/waifu checks. There will be services offered to incels to offer to be a fake temp gf in order to get a job. Some jobs will require a gf thats an 8, some a 9/10. If you and another applicant both have the same qualifications, the deciding factor will be the hotness of your temp gf.
Welcome to dystopia.