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Sonic is overated slop

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I really cannot understand why anyone would like these games. The design for the original trilogy is absolutely horrid. Brainless loopy loops, clunky platforming, occasionally slowing down so you don't bump into an enemy and lose rings. There's nothing satisfying about sonic outside of memorizing levels and setting records. Even that isn't unique to sonic.

Sonic adventure 1 & 2 the closest sonic came to being enjoyable for me. The speed based gameplay worked better in 3d than it did 2d. However, even then the controls still felt horrible and the gimmick characters basically ruined the games pacing.

The "boost" sonic games were horrible. Some of the most brainless gameplay there is. It really is just moving the stick right and left to avoid hazards and occasionally jumping. Something that works better as a mobile game than a console game.

Those games had to add filler just like sonic adventure did. However the filler in this case was even worse. Incredibly clunky "classic" sonic gameplay or a shitty GOW clone in regards to unleash.

I played a demo of the newest game and it was a generic ubislop game but with SAAANNIC.

Holy shit this is an overated series. One of the most cringe too. Feels especially dated because it was basically created solely to pander to westerners in the 90s. They need to ensure sonic never talks again.
 
Also... Why do so many adults shill those shitty sonic movies? I've never watched them because I have a pair of fully developed testicles. However, from what I've seen from trailers they're filled with unfunny pop culture references targeting Gen alpha. No wonder so many troons like sonic. If someone is willing to see something like that in theaters as an adult without embarrassment , then it's no wonder that they'd be willing to pretend to be an anime girl without embarrassment.
 
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Brainless loopy loops, clunky platforming, occasionally slowing down so you don't bump into an enemy and lose rings.
I never played any sonic games, but yeah I recently saw gameplay from one of the first sonic games and it looked awkward + the newer sonic games all look barren and technologically backward, reminds me a of newer pokemon games.
I like soundtrack from Sonic: Frontiers though, especially the vocal tracks and the "cyberspace" ones:



But overall I'm happy that sonic exists as a franchise, because otherwise we'd never get autismeralds like these:






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Sonic is fucking shit. I only ever played a few on gamecube at a friend's house back in highscool. They were fun. I was never drawn to sonic for some reason.
 
Never played any sonic games
 
sonic games may be overrated, clunky, brainless slop, but we love them anyway.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go buy 10 more copies of shadow generations.
 
Aren't Sonic games considered total trash outside its giga autistic fan base? They are just objectively terrible games. Soundtrack is solid at least.
 
Of the classic ones I only truly enjoyed 2 and maybe 3d, and then adventure 1st. Sonic games in general have been sucking ass since time immemorial and cant catch a break from sucking
 
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Sonic Adventure was alright tbqh
but as a kid i tried playing the OG ones and they loved to break up the fun fast parts of the game with tedious boring platforming
 
Aren't Sonic games considered total trash outside its giga autistic fan base? They are just objectively terrible games. Soundtrack is solid at least.
Basically. It was cool to normie kids in the 90s and then lost relevance. I guess the movies are popular among kids now .

Of the classic ones I only truly enjoyed 2 and maybe 3d, and then adventure 1st. Sonic games in general have been sucking ass since time immemorial and cant catch a break from sucking
Sonic team is incompetent. It's been twenty years and they still can't make a good game based on speed.

Every few years they're on to a new gimmick/trend chasing.


Sonic is fucking shit. I only ever played a few on gamecube at a friend's house back in highscool. They were fun. I was never drawn to sonic for some reason.
The worst thing about sonic is the cringe and clunky gameplay

sonic games may be overrated, clunky, brainless slop, but we love them anyway.

now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go buy 10 more copies of shadow generations.
To each their own I guess
 
Sonic adventure 1 & 2 the closest sonic came to being enjoyable for me. The speed based gameplay worked better in 3d than it did 2d. However, even then the controls still felt horrible and the gimmick characters basically ruined the games pacing.
You are damn right i started playing SA1 recently it was the first Sonic game that was somewhat enjoyable to play but once you go from the designers intended path you will drop into the abyss without way to recover most of the time it's a shame that those games are extremely on rails and once you miss some collectibles you won't be able to go back without restarting.

I played a demo of the newest game and it was a generic ubislop game but with SAAANNIC.
Actually it was an PSO2 NGS asset flip everything was copied from that dogshit troonified game (that killed the Phantasy star franchise) including engine and it's graphic effects, biomes (and assets) and even enemy design was similar. Only music in hyperspace was good like
I like soundtrack from Sonic: Frontiers though, especially the vocal tracks and the "cyberspace" ones:
just showed us. I gave up after 1h of playing it and just listened to OST :lul: as it was way more enjoyable than playing that garbage.
 
Sonic Adventure 2 is my third favourite video game ever and I thought the Sonic 3 movie was excellent so I guess I have a different take lol
 
There's nothing satisfying about sonic outside of memorizing levels and setting records.
>There is nothing satisfying about eating food besides the taste and satiating your hunger
 
You
I really cannot understand why anyone would like these games. The design for the original trilogy is absolutely horrid. Brainless loopy loops, clunky platforming, occasionally slowing down so you don't bump into an enemy and lose rings. There's nothing satisfying about sonic outside of memorizing levels and setting records. Even that isn't unique to sonic.

Sonic adventure 1 & 2 the closest sonic came to being enjoyable for me. The speed based gameplay worked better in 3d than it did 2d. However, even then the controls still felt horrible and the gimmick characters basically ruined the games pacing.

The "boost" sonic games were horrible. Some of the most brainless gameplay there is. It really is just moving the stick right and left to avoid hazards and occasionally jumping. Something that works better as a mobile game than a console game.

Those games had to add filler just like sonic adventure did. However the filler in this case was even worse. Incredibly clunky "classic" sonic gameplay or a shitty GOW clone in regards to unleash.

I played a demo of the newest game and it was a generic ubislop game but with SAAANNIC.

Holy shit this is an overated series. One of the most cringe too. Feels especially dated because it was basically created solely to pander to westerners in the 90s. They need to ensure sonic never talks again.
I like the boost games play sonic generation and unleashed
 
im more a fan of the characters than the games, i remember trying to play sonic cd and it was forgetable shit that didnt even bother finishing
 
im more a fan of the characters than the games, i remember trying to play sonic cd and it was forgetable shit that didnt even bother finishing

To be fair Sonic CD isn't exactly the best Sonic game!

Overall I think it's quite cool but... I found the level design sloppy and the signposts annoying.

Sonic 2 for example is much better as are most of the other Mega Drive entries.
 
I played Unleashed, it was fun and the music went hard. Youtubers continue to use the tracks on their videos to this day.
 
i love the old 2D sonic games

Yes i have been diagnosed with autism
 
I've only played Sonic Adventure for the SEGA dreamcast
 
I never liked Sonic, too fast for me lol. I can't see where i'm going when i get full speed. Mario was king, much better level design and gameplay. Also donkey kong country games or wario land 4 where better 2d platformers than sonic for my taste. As for 3d sonic i barely played any but don't find it interesting
 
I need to get sonic x shadow generations, never played the original and from what I’ve seen gameplay wise the added expansion looks fire. Although I’m not a fan of the maria/shadow backstory wank
 

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