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Based Sonic is better than Mario

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Because Mario just wants to white knight and simp for a foid Peach while Sonic actually cares about his fellow animals
 
That may be true but movie Mario is a hero who wins with the starman and movie Sonic is a bumbling idiot who jobs in his invincible form.
 
That may be true but movie Mario is a hero who wins with the starman and movie Sonic is a bumbling idiot who jobs in his invincible form.
Mario literally got heightshamed and betabuxxed to Peach in the movie lol
 
Mario literally got heightshamed and betabuxxed to Peach in the movie lol
ok bro, I'm a few boosters short of outautisming a Sonic fan.
 
@Stupid Clown
 
mario and zelda games are both simp simulators
 
Could Mario be considered a simp if he actually gets laid? Prior to Mario Odyssey making peach a cunt, Mario would almost always get kisses at the end of each game


View: https://youtu.be/8EzcfBvaLLg?si=kfCZmd1da0lTkp8O


Mario also had stacy girlfriends prior to peach such as Pauline.

Mario is more of a mogger than a simp.

sonic is a volcel MSTOW too, amy, rouge and blaze all want to ascend with him, but he friendzones them all
 
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