In Minecraft, I fantasize about feeding a foid to sharks.
I’d have the foid tied up, like in the movies. Then she would say something rude like, “I don’t speak Dorkenese.”
Then I would give her a dark look, and command my goons to take off the foid’s shoes and socks. Then I would take a nail, like you would use with a hammer, then I would walk over to the foid.
“Place her feet over the shark tank,” I would command.
“Foid, sharks can smell blood in the water from a mile away,” I’d say.
Next, I would take the nail, and plunge the nail into the foid’s toe.
“Which means that this won’t take long,” I’d tell her.
I would take out the nail from her toe.
“Put her feet in the shark tank!” I’d command my goons.
After the foid’s feet are turned into shark food, I’d say, “Looks like your dreams of becoming a professional soccer player are over.”
Kek!