Venting Something has just bite me in the Arm

[Ub2w]

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I have already cleaned my second floor twice, yet a got this for distracting myself for like two seconds, i don't see what it was but i sense how it dropped in the floor and fucked off, some day i will be bite by some forbidden animal and my life will finish as pathetically as it was lived.

 

[Ritalincel]

go er

 

[GasserM1870]

That doesn’t look so good, you might wanna go wash it out.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

looks like you got bit by a lizard

 

[Gremlincel]

Dude, hold on a minute, it bit you then escaped? That's a huge bite mark, is there a fucking monster swooping around your room?

 

[acnescarcel]

lol wtf how is that possible

 

[Gremlincel]

lol wtf how is that possible

The wording of this post is beautiful. Just read over it again and savor the sentences, absolutely exquisite.

 

[acnescarcel]

The wording of this post is beautiful. Just read over it again and savor the sentences, absolutely exquisite.

"someday ill be beat by a forbidden animal and my life will finish as pathetically as it was lived."

 

[Gremlincel]

"someday ill be beat by a forbidden animal and my life will finish as pathetically as it was lived."

Holy shit even the title is golden. I adore posts like these, they appeal to my sense of humor perfectly.

 

[Ub2w]

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Cleaned it with some water and else, looks fine, and unlike the last time i was bite in my room i don't feeling nothing wrong so i suppose the animal was not poisonous or even dangerous.

looks like you got bit by a lizard

Impossible, lizards are slow motherfuckers, i hear how the little cunt escaped.

Dude, hold on a minute, it bit you then escaped? That's a huge bite mark, is there a fucking monster swooping around your room?

Considering my luck i starting to believe it, it must also be capable to camouflage since i don't even seen it, it just go to some part of my body, bite, and dissapear.

 

[Gremlincel]

Considering my luck i starting to believe it, it must also be capable to camouflage since i don't even seen it, it just go to some part of my body, beat, and dissapear.

Hell, you're under attack. I'd be extremely spooked in your position.

 

[Deleted member 250]

nuke the house

 

[BoltzmanOscillate]

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Cleaned it with some water and else, looks fine, and unlike the last time i was bite in my room i don't feeling nothing wrong so i suppose the animal was not poisonous or even dangerous.


Impossible, lizards are slow motherfuckers, i hear how the little cunt escaped.


Considering my luck i starting to believe it, it must also be capable to camouflage since i don't even seen it, it just go to some part of my body, bite, and dissapear.

Um clean it with more than water boyo

 

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