Some positive advice I think.

[il autisimo]

I am fat(245 pounds), ugly and have bad social skills. I am also a huge manchild(cant even do my own dishes properly). I have been in a relationship with a girl for over a year now. She doesn't care about my looks(Although she looks way better than me, not even close), she does care about my health though(which is why i started going to the gym). Basically: If I can do it, anyone can Instead of going through life angry and bitter at people, why not try to make the best out of it? Im still a virgin btw, but I don't care tbh.


inb4 banned or something

 

[Minjaze]

FAKECELS GET OUT

REEEEEEEEE

 

[il autisimo]

FAKECELS GET OUT

REEEEEEEEE

Wubbalubbadubdub. Seriousily though

 

[Framecel222]

Hahahaha maybe it's just because I'm high but this is the fucking funniest thing I've read. Good satire, I actually thought it was serious until I reread it a couple of times. The manchild part gave it away.

 

[modus_coperandi]

Im still a virgin btw, but I don't care tbh.

inb4 banned

No need to ban him, he's just a delusional incel. Being her most generous patreon won't make you her actual bf.

 

[il autisimo]

Hahahaha maybe it's just because I'm high but this is the fucking funniest thing I've read. Good satire, I actually thought it was serious until I reread it a couple of times. The manchild part gave it away.

I'm actually serious, despite how retarded I sound.

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No need to ban him, he's just a delusional incel. Being her most generous patreon won't you her actual bf.

She literally can't have sex, so yeah. We are both virgins.

 

[Framecel222]

I'm actually serious, despite how retarded I sound.

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She literally can't have sex, so yeah. We are both virgins.

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No dude. Please no. This is too funny I'm actually LOLing hard right now. Literally everything about this post is too perfect. The only way it could've been better is if you somehow worked in a way to mention that your girlfriend has a BBC fetish.

Please post more, you're a god.

 

[il autisimo]

No dude. Please no. This is too funny I'm actually LOLing hard right now. Literally everything about this post is too perfect. The only way it could've been better is if you somehow worked in a way to mention that your girlfriend has a BBC fetish.

Please post more, you're a god.

I guess you think a relationship is only about sex. I get handjobs nearly every day if that helps

 

[modus_coperandi]

I'm actually serious, despite how retarded I sound.

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She literally can't have sex, so yeah. We are both virgins.

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Elaborate pls? She can't have sex bc she's asex until some chad derivative appears?

 

[il autisimo]

Elaborate pls? She can't have sex bc she's asex until some chad derivative appears?

We may both just be extremely autistic, but I cant even fit a finger there.

 

[blickpall]

We may both just be extremely autistic, but I cant even fit a finger there.

That's the urethra.

 

[il autisimo]

That's the urethra.

LOL

 

[Framecel222]

We may both just be extremely autistic, but I cant even fit a finger there.

That's a built-in mechanism of the vagina. It's there to ensure that no subhuman cuck DNA gets inside of her.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

I am fat(245 pounds), ugly and have bad social skills. I am also a huge manchild(cant even do my own dishes properly). I have been in a relationship with a girl for over a year now. She doesn't care about my looks(Although she looks way better than me, not even close), she does care about my health though(which is why i started going to the gym). Basically: If I can do it, anyone can Instead of going through life angry and bitter at people, why not try to make the best out of it? Im still a virgin btw, but I don't care tbh.


inb4 banned or something

sounds like a cucktears post

 

[il autisimo]

That's a built-in mechanism of the vagina. It's there to ensure that no subhuman cuck DNA gets inside of her.

She had never masturbated either, probably doesn't help. Also I am much bigger than her, I'm 6'2 while she is 5'1 xd

 

[Framecel222]

She had never masturbated either, probably doesn't help. Also I am much bigger than her, I'm 6'2 while she is 5'1 xd

You are really committed to this character.

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

That's a built-in mechanism of the vagina. It's there to ensure that no subhuman cuck DNA gets inside of her.

 

[il autisimo]

You are really committed to this character.

Im serious

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

Im serious

 

[il autisimo]

Do you guys honestly refuse to believe that someone as unattractive as me can get a girlfriend

 

[modus_coperandi]

Im serious

To prove that someone is serious here, one has to upload his pic first. No exceptions sry.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Just fell off my chair laughing at this thread.

Keep up the jokes, guys!

 

[il autisimo]

To prove that someone is serious here, one has to upload his pic first. No exceptions sry.

I'm not posting a picture. Why would I lie about this? Me and her actually discussed between each other before posting here. She really feels sorry for you guys, but also thinks most of you have a huge attitude problem

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

Just fell off my chair laughing at this thread.

Keep up the jokes, guys!

Good personality matters when trying to attract a woman.

 

[il autisimo]

Good personality matters when trying to attract a woman.

I'm very nice to her, which she claims is the reason she is in love with me.

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Incidentally 245lb and 6'2" isn hardly fat. Maybe 20lb overweight, and it probably doesn't even show when you're that height.

Of course, you're not even real so it doesn't matter.

 

[Deleted member 236]

So your girlfriend is an asexual fatty. Congrats. We're all super envious.

 

[il autisimo]

Incidentally 245lb and 6'2" isn hardly fat. Maybe 20lb overweight, and it probably doesn't even show when you're that height.

Of course, you're not even real so it doesn't matter.

'Doesn't even show' What. The thing is, I basically have no muscles, all that weigth is fat. I am massive. My BMI is obese.

 

[modus_coperandi]

I'm very nice to her, which she claims is the reason she is in love with me.

Honest question: are you mentally retarded maybe both of you? That could be an explanation.

 

[il autisimo]

So your girlfriend is an asexual fatty. Congrats. We're all super envious.

She is 5'2 and 105 punds(These american units are so retarded, I have to convert everything via google). If that is fat, I must be blind. If anything she is a bit too thin.

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Honest question: are you mentally retarded maybe both of you? That could be an explanation.

Nope, just not all that good in english. We both study physics at a university level, pretty sure that rules out mental retardation.

 

[vancha986]

Not Sure if Satire or "le Cucktear" or just a plain Retard on drugs/alcohol.

 

[Deleted member 236]

She is 5'2 and 105 punds(These american units are so retarded, I have to convert everything via google). If that is fat, I must be blind. If anything she is a bit too thin.

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Nope, just not all that good in english. We both study physics at a university level, pretty sure that rules out mental retardation.

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Pics or ban.

Fakecel, Fatcel = volcel, University-age = too early to be Incel. GTFO.

 

[il autisimo]

Not Sure if Satire or "le Cucktear" or just a plain Retard on drugs/alcohol.

I'm just a normal person who is fascinated by the people on this forum. Not satire, not a cuck. We love each other very much, and cuddle maybe 6 hours a week.

 

[Tempus Edax Rerum]

She is 5'2 and 105 punds(These american units are so retarded, I have to convert everything via google). If that is fat, I must be blind. If anything she is a bit too thin.

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Nope, just not all that good in english. We both study physics at a university level, pretty sure that rules out mental retardation.

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Okay, then you are familiar with the scientific method.

We distinguish truth from wild claims by supporting our claims with evidence. The claims that gets supported by evidence, can be further investigated, claims that do not get supported by evidence, are dismissed.

 

[il autisimo]

Pics or ban.

Fakecel, Fatcel = volcel, University-age = too early to be Incel. GTFO.

'University age' is not a very concrete term

 

[vancha986]

I'm just a normal person who is fascinated by the people on this forum. Not satire, not a cuck. We love each other very much, and cuddle maybe 6 hours a week.

That's it. Fuck off with your trolling. Never come back faggot and get a life.

 

[il autisimo]

That's it. Fuck off with your trolling. Never come back faggot and get a life.

I should be reading for my exams now anyway. This wasn't to make fun of you guys, just so you know. If you want to improve your life, stay away from depressive echo-chambers like this.

 

[vancha986]

ban this fag @Ryo_Hazuki

 

[il autisimo]

ban this fag  @Ryo_Hazuki

Why are you so angry

 

[Deleted member 236]

'University age' is not a very concrete term

How old are you?

 

[QuantumDummy]

E for effort.

 

[Framecel222]

No why did the mods ban him? This was the fucking funniest thread I've ever read! The part about how he's not a cuck because they cuddle 6 hours a week sent my sides into orbit.