Some of the most autistic things you have done

[ArtoriasWolf]

Arguing with homeless people and watching someone watch porn on the train for 6 minutes.

 

[Deleted member 818]

Being born.

 

[kaykay]

A foid I didn't knew messaged me on facebook and I told her about privacy protection. Yes I regret

 

[Colly]

Shave off a piece from my right eyebrow thinking I'd look cool

 

[metal]

several things

 

[narcissist]

The other day I went to shake someone's hand hand half way through I aborted, fuck I hope he didn't realize.

Also I have a borderline speech autism and struggle to string sentences together.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Shave off a piece from my right eyebrow thinking I'd look cool

lol who the fuck do you think you are, a gang member

 

[narcissist]

lol who the fuck do you think you are, a gang member

I've met so many people who have done it irl

 

[whogivesafucc]

I've met so many people who have done it irl

in my town/area, that means you're in a gang and is really taken seriously

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

all of them

 

[DyingInside]

stabbed myself in the thumb with a dull pencil

 

[Richard spencer]

Joined this forum.

 

[Colly]

lol who the fuck do you think you are, a gang member

Give me a break it was 6th grade

 

[IsolationHurts]

- Trying to impress a girl by talking about philosophy and history of religion during a party
- Trying to impress a girl by showing her my meditation skills
- Trying to impress a girl by bragging about the fact that most college professors like what i write to them
- Trying to make a girl feel pity about me by telling her that im, indeed, a vigin
- Going to a demonstration and trying to socialize

Joined this forum.

Also, probably this :trepidation:

 

[theultimate341]

I did a lot of autistic things can’t remember

 

[D.O.A.]

In an elective class in high school I tried asking this girl out, got denied, then skipped the class until I failed it. Been laughing at myself ever since.

 

[Indari]

im not that autistic im just looser

 

[TheGoat]

I used to watch Sonic vore videos on YouTube when I was in the 3rd grade

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

choked on my own saliva.
multipe times.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Joined this forum.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

Joined this forum.

 

[Ser0]

Checking how certain people are doing this time. Based on my personal importancy/curiousity

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Countless things

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Joined this forum.

This one is quite autistic, I agree.

 

[EthnicelNL]

- Trying to impress a girl by talking about philosophy and history of religion during a party
- Trying to impress a girl by showing her my meditation skills
- Trying to impress a girl by bragging about the fact that most college professors like what i write to them
- Trying to make a girl feel pity about me by telling her that im, indeed, a vigin
- Going to a demonstration and trying to socialize

We have a winner here. Never go full autismo boyos

 

[deadman123]

Hide under tables in school

 

[Richard spencer]

Hide under tables in school

Did they find you?

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Countless things

 

[GreenBull]

I've done many things but I think when I calleda femoid "roastie" on it's face, that was the autismus maximus.

 

[Sturmgeist]

Sniffing chairs after girls have been sat in them back in high school

 

[IsolationHurts]

We have a winner here. Never go full autismo boyos

Thanks

 

[Anger]

Joined this forum.

 

[Nemo9065]

Joined this forum.

 

[WarriorSkull]

- Trying to impress a girl by showing her my meditation skills

Kek, what does this even look like? Were you like "watch this!" and then proceeded to sit down, close your eyes and remain silent?

 

[Modus Coperandi]

Joined this forum.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

Sniffing chairs after girls have been sat in them back in high school

Just like Zyros

 

[acnescarcel]

going to a group job interview and then becoming so awkward and self conscious that i mumbled something and ran out

 

[TheLivingFailure]

I was an angry sperg back in primary school.

 

[IsolationHurts]

Kek, what does this even look like? Were you like "watch this!" and then proceeded to sit down, close your eyes and remain silent?

kek
Usually, i convinced the foid (that i was orbiting) that meditation is very relaxing and stuff, and that i could teach the foid to meditate for free, so she was sitting like me. Then, i tried to guide the meditation, (posture, relaxing every muscle, focusing the breathing, etc...) while i was myself meditating (eyes closed, ignoring everything around...) Usually, the girl could not stand even ten minutes before realizing that I was really an absolute loser, and that meditating is only useful to autistic and socially retarded people like me. I realized that no foid wanted to even see me again after those sesions and stopped even talking about it lol
But yes, the main objective was to impress her with my skills of not moving, not reacting to anything.... Im retarded i know

 

[Murdoch89]

By biting my right hand was 8 or 9 last time I did it

 

[DyingInside]

Joined this forum.

also this

 

[Futurecel2.0]

Probably not the most autistic thing i've done, but very autistic none the less. My first oneitis was bitching at me about something in school while I had few sheets of photocopier paper in my hand, I can't remember what she was bitching at me about but it really ended up hurting me and something inside me just went "shut the fuck up". so without thinking, quickly and austisticly tapped her in the face with the corner on the few sheets of paper to get her to be quiet. Unfortunately at the time, very fortunately nowadays, the corner of the sheets didnt hit her face, they got her straight in the eye. Man did she fucking scream, crying for a good hour too. Main downside was having her fucking friends bitch at me for doing it. Good memory too look back on now.

Lol I threw a ball really hard at a girls head by accident during dodgeball. She started crying then had to have everyone bitch at me for not going easy on a girl.