Serious Some of my semen accidentally fell on girls toast

[GaelicIrish]

When you are NEET they make you go to these meetings, the girl made a jab at me being an Autist and said she would love to watch me in a job interview, she left the desk for a while and I was feelng horny so I went to masturbate in the toilets, when I came back some of my ogre cream accidentally fell out of my hand on the toast which she then ate in front of me.

 

[AfrikanCel]

Toastsemenmaxxing theory

 

[Zaetheus]

nice LARP,

 

[Bagelcel]

Sounds LARP but if it's true, 10/10

 

[Asianmanletcel]

that's kinda hot... if she's hot

 

[VLÖ]

Big if true

 

[TheNEET]

what country do you live in? I'm not forced to go to any meetings

 

[Richard spencer]

It truly never even began for larpcels.

 

[Felix97]

Big if true

 

[GaelicIrish]

what country do you live in? I'm not forced to go to any meetings

I'm not on disability, just technically unemployed, for one year now though

 

[Newbie17]

It truly never even began for larpcels.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

back in the old days of 4c some guys made it a competition to ejaculate on foids without them noticing it & filming it.
you should do that, too. become the solid snake of stealth fapping.

 

[orchis]

Well done.

 

[cope_over_rope]

We’ll never be able to tell for certain whether it began/ended for LARPcels

 

[Ritalincel]

Well done.

 

[Weightcel]

nice LARP,

 

[thetruecelibate]

that's kinda hot... if she's hot

 

[FACEandLMS]

Meanwhile IRL op hasn't left his house since 2016

 

[Colly]

Meanwhile IRL op hasn't left his house since 2016

 

[NekoStance]

LARPing fantasists are a special brand of pathetic

And many of them came here recently fo one reason

 

[Timecel]

Meanwhile IRL op hasn't left his house since 2016

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

nice LARP,

A weak one at that.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Giga LARP

 

[Deleted member 1252]

It’s over for toastcels

 

[Ritalincel]

Big if true

tbhtbhbhhb

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

and now she has aids, good job OP

 

[SirIncel]

Why do you all think this is a larp?
Some people do that regularly.






Of course not me.

 

[JustNotBeingChad]

1. How the fuck you were carrying around semen in your hands?
2. How the fuck she didn't suspect it
Sounds fake. Nice larp

 

[orchis]

Some people do that regularly.

Actually true.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5773916?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird+News

 

[averageblokecel]

It never began for larpcels, but if true

You are an autist Harry

 

[E.C.C.O]

 

[Incel Prime]

LARP detected

 

[Deleted member 6101]

Already did roast bottle spit, but OP's thing sounds fucking better. It's so outlandish that it wouldn't even cross the whore's mind that it could be cum.

 

[GaelicIrish]

Did any of you read the full post? I said I went to masturbate in the toilets, that's obviously how I got the semen to put in my hands. You are all making it sound like it was some impossible task, she was away from her desk for nearly 20 minutes.

 

[SirIncel]

I believe you bro.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

nice LARP,

 

[Damo the incel]

Jason blaha will find u and end u

 

[Hunter]

this is green text tier shit

 

[virgin4life]

LOL... When leaving you should have said: "Oh by the way... I came on your toast".

 

[Evildoer]

And so you went to fap once more after that?

 

[Deleted member 1039]

and then you woke up

 

[Weirdcel]

that's kinda hot... if she's hot

 

[GreenBull]

IT numales and whores can buy this shit, not high IQ incels.

 

[cope_over_rope]

Did any of you read the full post? I said I went to masturbate in the toilets, that's obviously how I got the semen to put in my hands.

Oh okay never mind — totally 100% realistic story in that case.

 

[Ritalincel]

I believe you bro.

 

[The End]

That's one of things that feels good the first time, but then you need to keep escalating it til you are breaking into her home and jizzing on her face while she sleeps.

 

[Chadani]

back in the old days of 4c some guys made it a competition to ejaculate on foids without them noticing it & filming it.
you should do that, too. become the solid snake of stealth fapping.

that would be quality kek material if you find me a link