So you want to be a wizard?

[Hapalattocel]

I want to:
*Summon tarantulas to crawl into women's orifices
*Change Chad testicles to red hot iron spheres
*Cause my genitals to transform into a 10 headed hydra
*Open up a lampshade company
*Restart the Holocaust where it left off
*Magic missile
*Blow up the sun
*End the universe
*Use the fabric of space-time to wipe my ass with
*Shit into black holes without becoming spaghetti
*Time travel & rescue Hitler so I can restart the Holocaust where it left off

 

[Renegade#1]

So you want to be a wizard?​

Already am since i'm over 30

 

[curryboy420]

It's crazy that I thought It would never happen to me but I'm probably gonna be a khhv at 30. That's hilarious in a way