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So you want to be a wizard?

Hapalattocel

Hapalattocel

GO GO GADGET KAMEHAME CHEEK BUSTER JUTSU!
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I want to:
*Summon tarantulas to crawl into women's orifices
*Change Chad testicles to red hot iron spheres
*Cause my genitals to transform into a 10 headed hydra
*Open up a lampshade company
*Restart the Holocaust where it left off
*Magic missile
*Blow up the sun
*End the universe
*Use the fabric of space-time to wipe my ass with
*Shit into black holes without becoming spaghetti
*Time travel & rescue Hitler so I can restart the Holocaust where it left off
 
It's crazy that I thought It would never happen to me but I'm probably gonna be a khhv at 30. That's hilarious in a way
 

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