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So you match this girl on tinder and arrange a date

What happens next?


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Homosapicuckus

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Things go well, she likes your weirdness and even make compliments on you.

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So you two get home and she takes her clothes off

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I would run away
 
I wouldnt mind because it would mean that atleast one person feels sexual attracted to me.
 
Way bigger dick than mine wtf
 
I KNEW IT BEFORE OPENING THE SPOILER
 
Jockcel said:
I KNEW IT BEFORE OPENING THE SPOILER

Ye, just obvious that she is a tranny
 
For free, even a needle to the head.
 
I would begrudgingly accept my fate.
 
I'd become suspicious way before she/he/it ended up at my place.
 
Stop with the fag shit bros.
 
Deepthroat it and then beat him up afterwards for being a fag.





And then deepthroat it again.
 
Alright honestly, this thread is REALLY FUNNY, Like REALLY REALLY FUNNY and I appreciate the joking around, but I'd be sad if this board became /r9k/, so gonna have to sage this thread.

REALLY REALLY FUNNY Thread though, and if we escape not only will it be ok, but I look forward to joshing around with you.
 
this is when you bail.
 
I reported you, OP. That gay trap stuff isn't relevant to inceldom, because it means having a sexual preference other than straight. Our whole issue is we can't get laid by willing women as straight men. Go to r9k. They'll welcome you with open arms.
 
vargstrike said:
I reported you, OP. That gay trap stuff isn't relevant to inceldom, because it means having a sexual preference other than straight. Our whole issue is we can't get laid by willing women as straight men. Go to r9k. They'll welcome you with open arms.

It contains NSFW and it's not meant to worship.
 
No.

OP lives up to the "homo" of his username.
 
It still has a mouth, doesn't it? ;)
 
Neck yourself.
 
dickmogged by a tranny, its over
 

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