Serious so ill be going to Amsterdam very soon

[Fuckmyexistence]

will i get mogged to oblivion? i know dutch people are very tall but im 6 foot so do i still have to worry about getting heightmogged?

im gonna get so fucking high with my cousin and im worried about getting high and my high getting fucked with because of the amount of chads and stacies that will be there.

hey the upside is that im meeting my rich uncle whos probably gonna give me a fuckton of money.

should i get an escort while im there?

 

[PaulSmenis]

Dutch males average around six foot in height, so you should be about fine.

 

[Insomniac]

Smoke some weed while you’re there.

 

[Unzöl]

Have fun escortcelling. And don't rope if you feel frustrated of being height mogged too much.

 

[Deleted member 11318]

will i get mogged to oblivion?

Yes you will

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

Smoke some weed while you’re there.

yes absolutely, its the main reason im excited to go, that and the money that my uncle will give me

 

[Ignas]

6 ft is acceptable there. Fyi the red district are well known there, should be of good quality

 

[Blackpilled_Normie]

Have fun in the red light district.

Smoke a lot of weed. It's one of the best copes.

If you're feeling adventurous, buy legal magic mushrooms (truffles), and trip to them.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Yes, you will.

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

yes. you should also visit the red light district. ive also heard Amsterdam's drug scene is big, with the likes of mdma, coke, etc.

 

[RopeMaXXer]

tfw no tall Dutch leggy qt to sit on my face

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

tfw no tall Dutch leggy qt to sit on my face

the dutch qt's are top tier, imma still try fucking one

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

Amsterdam is over-rated. I went expecting XXX and Weed.

I got the Weed (threw up in a flowerpot and was carried back to my room by hotel staff as a travel alone-cel) I even got a window girl prostitute.

Amsterdam was very quiet, arty and grey overcast skies. Its not quite Disneyland for adults everyone expects.

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

Amsterdam is over-rated. I went expecting XXX and Weed.

I got the Weed (threw up in a flowerpot and was carried back to my room by hotel staff as a travel alone-cel) I even got a window girl prostitute.

Amsterdam was very quiet, arty and grey overcast skies. Its not quite Disneyland for adults everyone expects.

im used to overcast skies, the weather there is the same as here in london and its just as cold, my cousin is driving me there, just so you know ive been there like 4 times before as a kid, now im going as a (almost) adult i can experience the good shit.

im gonna get high as fuck

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Don't buy any coke or mdma off the lookie lookies in the street. Best asking a dutch person in a bar if they can score for you. Brilliant city. Enjoy the smoke, you'll have a blast.

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

Don't buy any coke or mdma off the lookie lookies in the street. Best asking a dutch person in a bar if they can score for you. Brilliant city. Enjoy the smoke, you'll have a blast.

I got accosted and mugged by those twats, as I was high as fuck and couldn't come around to tell them to fuck off. Luckily I'd left my wallet hidden back at the hotel and only took enough for weed and a few beers.

The dodgy guy reached in his pocket like he had a knife. Amsterdam tourism office claims it to be safe; but its full of criminal immigrants at night.

Op will be with his Uncle so I'm sure he has the benefit of "local knowledge" and a travel companion.

 

[nxdismycope]

i went there 3-4 times.
1. smoke all the weed u can. 1e hulp, greenshouse are the GOATS.
2. DONT go to the "argentinians steakhouses" those are just stupid arabs that sell shitty food.
3. the famous fries - friends like it, i didnt but u should try it. the famous cookies - really good but a. 5euro for 1 b. 3 stacies own the place so i didnt felt so good giving them such high profit.
4. you will be mogged to death there, sorry.
5. check if theres a AJAX game when u visit. if yes - go, its a must.
enjoy.

 

[guerillahubris]

You wont be used to all the guys that are at your height and taller and good looking. The weed there is good quality and price and the window hookers are insanely hot and only 50euro to fuck (i asked)

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

the window hookers are insanely hot and only 50euro to fuck (i asked)

They are Slavic that's why they are hot.

As for 50 Euros that is true but be aware of scams where sometimes they often rip off stoned or stupid tourists "Oh baby its 50 Euro for the suck and 50 Euro for the fuck, 100 Euro yes?"

50 Euros total for a 15-20 minute suck and fuck (both with condom). If you negotiate at the door or get on with the girl you can haggle an upgrade.

 

[Marquis de Sade]

I got accosted and mugged by those twats, as I was high as fuck and couldn't come around to tell them to fuck off. Luckily I'd left my wallet hidden back at the hotel and only took enough for weed and a few beers.

The dodgy guy reached in his pocket like he had a knife. Amsterdam tourism office claims it to be safe; but its full of criminal immigrants at night.

Op will be with his Uncle so I'm sure he has the benefit of "local knowledge" and a travel companion.

I remember being a bit para when i was walked about stoned. The streets are all narrow and they feel like your aways walking down a back alley.

 

[masterwizard]

but its full of criminal immigrants at night.

.

Its a European city, wtf did you expect. Every city is full of criminal immigrants now, London is probably as dangerous as 1980s dystopian new york.

 

[tight&shiny-hotpants]

Its a European city, wtf did you expect. Every city is full of criminal immigrants now, London is probably as dangerous as 1980s dystopian new york.

Its one thing to be in a dangerous city, its another to be stoned out of your mind and unable to fight back.

The experience of being ""mugged" while stoned was like those bad dreams where you try to run away but are fixed to the spot with your "footsteps" unable to gain traction.

Only this was reality. As I said I had foresight to only take the money I needed that night, with some "mugging cash".

Overall though two caveats.

- Don't go to Amsterdam alone and don't get stoned at night-time
- My hotel was cheap as fuck BUT explains why I got accosted trying to find my way back.

In hindsight I wish I'd paid more for a more centralised hotel so the experience didn't happen.

 

[Fuckmyexistence]

Its a European city, wtf did you expect. Every city is full of criminal immigrants now, London is probably as dangerous as 1980s dystopian new york.

nah im a pretty big guy i can take care of myself, so is my cousin, ill be staying at my uncles house in a nice part of amsterdam so i shouldnt really need to worry about this.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Smoke some weed while you’re there.

Tbh. Too bad i missed this.
Try rotterdam. Better than Amsterdam. Amsterdam was boring af. There is a torture museum but it may be boring.