TeeHee So I went to the escort.

[NEETAndTidy]

Not going to go into to much detail to avoid bragging...

So heres a run down


>Got there and talked for a few mins about what I wanted and whatnot
>Told her to call me NEET
>Called her Tatsumaki a couple times "during"
>Called her a roastie once (she didnt get it)
>Didn't last the whole hour but managed to go twice
>She was asian btw if anyones curious

Not sure what else id he able to safely post here so ask questions here or PM me for any more details.

 

[Indari]

mogs me

 

[NeetSupremacist]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Did you record it?

 

[Insomniac]

Better remove “unfuckable” from your title.

Hope you enjoyed it. You are one low inhib autist tbh..

 

[NEETAndTidy]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Did you record it?

I didn't :/ she was sketched out when i took my phone out in the room so i didnt try anything.

Better remove “unfuckable” from your title.

Hope you enjoyed it. You are one low inhib autist tbh..

If I could figure out how to escortcel I would. It's the best cope.

Depends where you live i guess

 

[NeetSupremacist]

Did you enjoyed cumming in her? Was it better than fapping?

 

[GoonCel]

told her to call me neet

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Good for you man.

How would you rate the experience?

Would you recommend it to other incels?

Sounds like she treated you nice.

 

[ValiantThor2]

Mariana trench level inhibition

 

[FrothySolutions]

You don't seem to be doing cartwheels or anything. I guess it wasn't that great.

 

[wasted12years]

I wish escorts were available where i live.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Did you enjoyed cumming in her? Was it better than fapping?

WAY better than fapping.

Good for you man.

How would you rate the experience?

Would you recommend it to other incels?

Sounds like she treated you nice.

It was 10/10 but i have nothing to compare it to.

Would definately reccomend ti prevent permavirgin status.

She treated me well but i got the feeling she hated me which i really didnt mind

 

[NeetSupremacist]

WAY better than fapping.

It was 10/10 but i have nothing to compare it to.

Would definately reccomend ti prevent permavirgin status.

She treated me well but i got the feeling she hated me which i really didnt mind

Are you going again escortcelling after this experience?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You don't seem to be doing cartwheels or anything. I guess it wasn't that great.

Believe me im ecstatic, just autistic.

I wish escorts were available where i live.

Theyre available everywhere if you know where to look id assume

Are you going again escortcelling after this experience?

I might do it again. But its not something id pay for often as it just doesnt last long enough

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Respect Mofo.

You're going to be 1 of the users I miss when I bow out eventually.

Stay Cool NEET.

 

[Albocel]

Believe me im ecstatic, just autistic.


Theyre available everywhere if you know where to look id assume

I might do it again. But its not something id pay for often as it just doesnt last long enough

I hope that you still hate Foids after your visit with an escort

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Respect Mofo.

You're going to be 1 of the users I miss when I bow out eventually.

Stay Cool NEET.

I hope that you still hate Foids after your visit with an escort

Absolutely. I mean she even gave off the vibe that she hates me.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

WAY better than fapping.

It was 10/10 but i have nothing to compare it to.

Would definately reccomend ti prevent permavirgin status.

She treated me well but i got the feeling she hated me which i really didnt mind

Awesome bro. I still haven't gotten there yet but I'm planning on it. Good for you for not caring about what she was thinking. ie. Just enjoying it.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Awesome bro. I still haven't gotten there yet but I'm planning on it. Good for you for not caring about what she was thinking. ie. Just enjoying it.

Thats the only way i could do it. Therea no way i could have lied to myself to think she genuinely liked me tbh

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Did you use condom? I've heard sex without condom is MUCH better.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Did you use condom? I've heard sex without condom is MUCH better.

She insisted i use one. And tbh id be worried about an std if i didnt use one.

Oral was without a rubber though and that was fantastic

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Degenerate!

 

[Incellectual]

I wish escorts were available where i live.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Degenerate!

 

[KingOfRome]

You're lucky your first escort experience was nice. Mine was awful.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You're lucky your first escort experience was nice. Mine was awful.

What happened?

 

[Villain]

Escortceling = my cope, my will, my future

 

[1984cel]

Inhibition mogs most of this forum

 

[owly]

Did you stay for the full hour you paid for?
Did she push you to leave after the fuck?

 

[SilentSoup]

Did she put the condom on? Did she put it on with her mouth?

If not, there's a suggestion for if you ever have a next time.

Hope you had fun OP.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Inhibition mogs most of this forum

I think its my autism tbh

Did you stay for the full hour you paid for?
Did she push you to leave after the fuck?

I stayed about 45 minutes. She didnt kick me out but i couldnt keep going

Did she put the condom on? Did she put it on with her mouth?

If not, there's a suggestion for if you ever have a next time.

Hope you had fun OP.

Nah i put it on. Wasnt difficult

 

[owly]

When i had time left over i got the knee pillow service or hand holding

 

[tiredofthisshit]

man I wanna go to an escort now as well

 

[HarvesterOfInceldom]

Not going to go into to much detail to avoid bragging...

So heres a run down


>Got there and talked for a few mins about what I wanted and whatnot
>Told her to call me NEET
>Called her Tatsumaki a couple times "during"
>Called her a roastie once (she didnt get it)
>Didn't last the whole hour but managed to go twice
>She was asian btw if anyones curious

Not sure what else id he able to safely post here so ask questions here or PM me for any more details.

>escortcelling
>choosing an asian
omfg if you're gonna do it, do it right. Get a white blonde girl or something

 

[Juxtaposition6]

mogs me

can't say i disagree with indaro right here.

 

[OverIt]

Nice, glad she wasnt a complete bitch and at least did her job.... I've heard stories when escorts will reject the guy and laugh while leaving.

Seems like it's worth it. Might give it a try eventually...

 

[Indari]

You're lucky your first escort experience was nice. Mine was awful.

 

[KingOfRome]

What happened?

She scammed me out of hundreds of dollars and treated me like shit. Funnily enough, she also gave me her personal cell number after it was done, probably because she wanted to keep scamming me.

I tossed out the number and saw other escorts. Most of the sessions weren't really worth the money or the trouble, but I've had very few experiences as bad as my first.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

>escortcelling
>choosing an asian
omfg if you're gonna do it, do it right. Get a white blonde girl or something

I prefer Asians.

man I wanna go to an escort now as well

Do it bro.

Nice, glad she wasnt a complete bitch and at least did her job.... I've heard stories when escorts will reject the guy and laugh while leaving.

Seems like it's worth it. Might give it a try eventually...

Same i was kinda worried.

She scammed me out of hundreds of dollars and treated me like shit. Funnily enough, she also gave me her personal cell number after it was done, probably because she wanted to keep scamming me.

I tossed out the number and saw other escorts. Most of the sessions weren't really worth the money or the trouble, but I've had very few experiences as bad as my first.

Shoulda reported her. Also how did she scam you?

 

[blackcel]

Good job mein nigga. I knew you would enjoy it. There really is no reason to not escortcel if you can afford it.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Good job mein nigga. I knew you would enjoy it. There really is no reason to not escortcel if you can afford it.

I mean youre not wrong. I dont feel pathetic like i thought i would. All in all she made it a good experience. Idk when ill be doing it again. But ill likely be doing it again

 

[KingOfRome]

Shoulda reported her. Also how did she scam you?

Reported her to who? The most a client who gets scammed can really do is leave bad reviews on escort review sites, which I didn't know about at the time.

She scammed me with a standard bait-and-switch. I paid an initial fee for the time plus extra costs for "more". Nervous and desperate to lose my v-card, I ran over to the ATM and grabbed the cash, missing out on the full hour I paid for because of the time spent on getting the extra cash.

Only one other escort I saw ran that scam. Every other one was honest about their rates and didn't make fun of me for being bad at sex. (Because fuck me for being bad at sex as a virgin, right?)

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Reported her to who? The most a client who gets scammed can really do is leave bad reviews on escort review sites, which I didn't know about at the time.

She scammed me with a standard bait-and-switch. I paid an initial fee for the time plus extra costs for "more". Nervous and desperate to lose my v-card, I ran over to the ATM and grabbed the cash, missing out on the full hour I paid for because of the time spent on getting the extra cash.

Only one other escort I saw ran that scam. Every other one was honest about their rates and didn't make fun of me for being bad at sex. (Because fuck me for being bad at sex as a virgin, right?)

Report to IRS/Cops

 

[KingOfRome]

Report to IRS/Cops

Lol the cops? "Uhuh, yeah officer, I paid this slut for sex but she made me pay extra! Go arrest her." That would've ended well.

 

[Guest2]

Low inhib slayer. Glad to see it went well.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Lol the cops? "Uhuh, yeah officer, I paid this slut for sex but she made me pay extra! Go arrest her." That would've ended well.

"Hi i found a prostitute advertising her servises"

 

[Albocel]

I mean youre not wrong. I dont feel pathetic like i thought i would. All in all she made it a good experience. Idk when ill be doing it again. But ill likely be doing it again

It's one thing if you wanted to lose your virginity but it's another thing if you want to continue with it
You know it's pretty damn pathetic if the only way you can get sex through Escorts, right? I mean other guys get girlfriends and wives while you have to pay a whore in order to sleep with you. How can you live with that? That you will never have any relationship build on an emotional band based on feelings and someone to love and be loved, but continue to to use Escorts instead. That's so god damn humilating. But whatever it's your life, do what you want. I would find it very humiliating to do such a thing and live with myself when others have someone to be with and love. You will become an empty soul as you continue on

 

[NEETAndTidy]

It's one thing if you wanted to lose your virginity but it's another thing if you want to continue with it
You know it's pretty damn pathetic if the only way you can get sex through Escorts, right? I mean other guys get girlfriends and wives while you have to pay a whore in order to sleep with you. How can you live with that? That you will never have any relationship build on an emotional band based on feelings and someone to love and be loved, but continue to to use Escorts instead. That's so god damn humilating. But whatever it's your life, do what you want. I would find it very humiliating to do such a thing and live with myself when others have someone to be with and love. You will become an empty soul

I thought id be ashamed of it. But im not. I got off and it felt better than fapping. Its only embaressing if you let yourself be embarrassed

 

[Weed]

slayer tbhtbh ngl

mogs me

 

[Albocel]

I thought id be ashamed of it. But im not. I got off and it felt better than fapping. Its only embaressing if you let yourself be embarrassed

But how are you going to explain to normies if they ask you(you know how fucking annoying they are) about your personal life?