So, I met this girl...

[Sans]

I was walking back home for the Thanksgiving break from school, when I dropped my shit (I was carrying a lot) and it wouldn’t all fit in my bag - I didn’t have a car either so I had to walk with it. While looking around to see if there was anything I could use to carry, this one girl showed up from one of the houses, and she was fucking beautiful, and she invited me in. She was petite and blonde and around the same age as me, but I don’t remember a lot of the details. And then she invited me in and we really hit it off - she seemed to genuinely like me! She showed me around her house, and it was just her and I because her family wasn’t there. And I actually had a really good time with her.

AND THEN I WOKE UP.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

Why do you carry your feces with you?

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Brutal as fuck.
But see things positive. At least you ascended in your dreams...

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Brutal driver license pill even in your dreams

 

[builderseed]

Why do you carry your feces with you?

everyone carries feces in their rectum

 

[Damo the incel]

Brutal driver license pill even in your dreams

@LastGerman suicide fuel for him

 

[Sans]

Why do you carry your feces with you?

 

[LastGerman]

Brutal driver license pill even in your dreams

This is indeed brutal.

 

[Sans]

Brutal as fuck.
But see things positive. At least you ascended in your dreams...

Bro I didn’t even get to fuck her or even kiss or hug her

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Bro I didn’t even get to fuck her or even kiss or hug her

Damn, your mind is playing some crazy psycho games with you

 

[Beta_Le_Pew]

Knew this was too good to be true from the start

 

[FinnCel]

AND THEN I WOKE UP.

Brutal words

 

[Guest2]

everyone carries feces in their rectum

do you carry around your 3 stones, roughly 3 inches in diameter which work fine despite not being entirely identical, in your rectum?

 

[Dionysus]

i like having good dreams tbh

 

[builderseed]

do you carry around your 3 stones, roughly 3 inches in diameter which work fine despite not being entirely identical, in your rectum?

yes (pls no ban)

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

AND THEN I WOKE UP.

fuck

 

[Vermilioncore]

goddamn incel piece of shit

 

[2340922]

Why u woke up

 

[Capable_Onion]

I've had a few dreams like that, and I wish I hadn't woken up either

 

[Monk of Failure]

I don't even remember my dreams, nowadays.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Never wake up theory.

 

[bananapile69]

AND THEN I WOKE UP.

 

[startcel]

Sad shit man