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jakehansen1297

jakehansen1297

Greycel
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couldnt get laid in high school so everyone said join the military. bitches cant resist uniforms right? lol yeah right. couldnt get into the marines but the navy took me, and i wear camoflage every day and cant even get the boat ho's to look at me. the chicks that fuck every dude on the boat? not this guy. only hope i have is a disease rittled slut in a port when the ship goes out. fuck my life.
 
Welcome. I'm glad I found this place too.
 
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.
 
Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.

so why are you here? fuck off dude
 
dem troll accounts 24/7
 
Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.

Including you mentalcel? You look like you could slay judging from your photos.


Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.

Also you don't have any room to tell others they're retarded.
 
I hope that you're sincerely serving not for women, but for your country.

Welcome.
 
jakehansen1297 said:
so why are you here? fuck off dude

Because incels.is is like a drug, you know it's shit and bad for your health but you come back becomes its addicting.
 
Bushladen008 said:
Because incels.is is like a drug, you know it's shit and bad for your health but you come back becomes its addicting.

Going outside and experiencing blackpills is bad for my health.
 
jakehansen1297 said:
couldnt get laid in high school so everyone said join the military. bitches cant resist uniforms right? 

Even when I was bluepilled I knew that was bullshit
 
How did you ind the forum?
 
KyloRen said:
I hope that you're sincerely serving not for women, but for your country.

Welcome.

dude everyone i work with enlisted for either free college or the paycheck. and i'm here for those too plus the pussy. nobodys here for anything noble.
 
Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.

Says one of the biggest fakecels in existence.
 
Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.

stfu mentalcel.
 
KilluminoidBR said:
stfu mentalcel.

I'm invisible, not mentacel because I didn't reject any girl.
 
Damn, it's over.
 
Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.

Lmao, this is gold coming from the idiot mentalcel
 
Nautica1983 said:
Lmao, this is gold coming from the idiot mentalcel

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
 
Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.

If you drop your standard from 7/10 to 4/10 you can get some bitches, son.
 
Most of the soldiers get cucked hard, right?
 
jakehansen1297 said:
KyloRen said:
I hope that you're sincerely serving not for women, but for your country.
Welcome.
dude everyone i work with enlisted for either free college or the paycheck. and i'm here for those too plus the pussy. nobodys here for anything noble.
I have family that joined the Reserves because they actually give a shit about our country.

I've always been of the opinion that people shouldn't get military benefits unless they've actually been to war. Giving free college just because you went through the training is bullshit

edit: there are like 0 benefits to joining the reserve and even if they can get discounts off of things, they don't.
 
jakehansen1297 said:
couldnt get laid in high school so everyone said join the military. bitches cant resist uniforms right?  lol yeah right. couldnt get into the marines but the navy took me, and i wear camoflage every day and cant even get the boat ho's to look at me. the chicks that fuck every dude on the boat? not this guy.  only hope i have is a disease rittled slut in a port when the ship goes out. fuck my life.

Hey man good to have ya here. Militarycels are welcome anytime brah
 
ArtoriasWolf said:
If you drop your standard from 7/10 to 4/10 you can get some bitches, son.

I have very low standards, not deformed and not very fat, that's it.
 
[font=Arial, sans-serif]Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.[/font]
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.
Says one of the biggest fakecels in existence.
 
Pasteleiro said:
Most of the soldiers get cucked hard, right?

oh yeah. half the guys in my section are married to dependa landwhales who fuck all the other dudes on base. there cucked and i cant even get with their ugly bitch wives. fuck this.
 
Kointo said:
Welcome. I'm glad I found this place too.

as someone who was desperately trying to join r\incels the last time they went private and then banned by reddit, I had faith in the staff and found this place

'nuff said
 
alsalsk said:
I have family that joined the Reserves because they actually give a shit about our country.

I've always been of the opinion that people shouldn't get military benefits unless they've actually been to war. Giving free college just because you went through the training is bullshit

edit: there are like 0 benefits to joining the reserve and even if they can get discounts off of things, they don't.

who says i havent been to war? dude i do my job. doesnt matter why i joined as long as i do my job. theres always someone who thinks there better than everyone else because they joined to be all noble and shit, and they dont do there job any better than i do mine. you do your job for a paycheck. so do i. i picked the navy because i didnt have anything else going for me and thought 4 years would be worht it to get me college and pussy. now i've been in almost 8 and at least i'm getting college out of it because there sure as shit aint no pussy coming my way.


QuantumDummy said:
[font=Arial, sans-serif]Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.[/font]

had enough of boats, wheres the damn hoes? oh yeah married to the guys i work with and giving it to all the chads and tyrones on base when theyre not crapping out babies.
 
Haha, I wasn't calling you out specifically, only that I know there are plenty of people that join, get all the benefits without really doing anything other than the training and some work from it. This is in Australia though where we don't really have much conflict
 
Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.

legit
ngl
 
alsalsk said:
Haha, I wasn't calling you out specifically, only that I know there are plenty of people that join, get all the benefits without really doing anything other than the training and some work from it. This is in Australia though where we don't really have much conflict

the worst are the bitches who enlist, get knocked up as soon as there done with basic, and spend their whole contract on light duty while they crap out babies on the navy's dime. there even worse than the dependas because there basically getting paid to breed and never have to deploy because they cant be deployed while knocked up. soon as there off maternity leave and light duty and shit, they do it again. chick i went to basic with had two kids while she was enlisted and was preg with the 3rd when she got out. never did any heavy lifting or went to sea or anything in 4 years. fucking leech.
 
Bushladen008 said:
Get out bro this place is cancer. Most of these guys are legit mentally ill and retarded.
Someone should have said that to me months ago, stuck here now
 
This place is a rope deterrent
 
jakehansen1297 said:
couldnt get laid in high school so everyone said join the military. bitches cant resist uniforms right?  lol yeah right. couldnt get into the marines but the navy took me, and i wear camoflage every day and cant even get the boat ho's to look at me. the chicks that fuck every dude on the boat? not this guy.  only hope i have is a disease rittled slut in a port when the ship goes out. fuck my life.

how difficult was the prone float?
 
How did you find this place, op?

Also lol@defending a society in which you are a disposable male incel.
 
IronMike said:
how difficult was the prone float?

not hard at all long as you dont panic.


FACEandLMS said:
How did you find this place, op?

stumbled across inceltears on reddit and saw them making fun of it. there a bunch of dicks but they got me to this place.

Also lol@defending a society in which you are a disposable male incel.

yeah it sucks but hey free college and medical and i get paid.
 

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