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Blackpill Snape's Worst Memory, Brutal Bullying Scene From Harry Potter

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Snape is basically an incel he has huge nose, sallow skin, greasy hair and considered unattractive, realistically maybe an LTN. James Potter is described as handsome, popular, athletic and is basically a Dark Triad bully. Reddit link, a foid analyzes how brutally Snape was bullied.

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/eq77qs/the_marauders_vs_snape_was_bullying_not_a_rivalry/\


Snape's wand is removed he's forced on the ground unable to move, then he's waterboarded, flipped upside down in front of a crowd who all laughs and cheers his underpants show up, he's again paralyzed and then finally he's flipped over again and this time James Potter removes snape's underwear pants= underwear in British English and he's exposed in front of his peers.

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Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at. Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between his eyebrows. Wormtail was looking from Sirius and James to Snape with a look of avid anticipation on his face.

“All right, Snivellus?” said James loudly.

Snape reacted so fast it was as though he had been expecting an attack: Dropping his bag, he plunged his hand inside his robes, and his wand was halfway into the air when James shouted, “Expelliarmus!

Snape’s wand flew twelve feet into the air and fell with a little thud in the grass behind him.
Sirius let out a bark of laughter.

“Impedimenta!” he said, pointing his wand at Snape, who was knocked off his feet
, halfway through a dive toward his own fallen wand.

Students all around had turned to watch. Some of them had gotten to their feet and were edging nearer to watch. Some looked apprehensive, others entertained.

Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, wands up, James glancing over his shoulder at the girls at the water’s edge as he went.
Wormtail was on his feet now, watching hungrily, edging around Lupin to get a clearer view.

“How’d the exam go, Snivelly?” said James.

“I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment,” said Sirius viciously. “There’ll be great grease marks all over it, they won’t be able to read a word.”
Several people watching laughed; Snape was clearly unpopular. Wormtail sniggered shrilly. Snape was trying to get up, but the jinx was still operating on him; he was struggling, as though bound by invisible ropes.

“You — wait,” he panted, staring up at James with an expression of purest loathing. “You — wait...”

“Wait for what?” said Sirius coolly. “What’re you going to do, Snivelly, wipe your nose on us?
Snape let out a stream of mixed swearwords and hexes, but his wand being ten feet away, nothing happened.

“Wash out your mouth,” said James coldly. “Scourgify!”

Pink soap bubbles streamed from Snape’s mouth at once; the froth was covering his lips, making him gag, choking him

“Leave him ALONE!”

James and Sirius looked around. James’s free hand jumped to his hair again.

It was one of the girls from the lake edge. She had thick, dark red hair that fell to her shoulders and startlingly green almond-shaped eyes — Harry’s eyes. Harry’s mother.
“All right, Evans?” said James, and the tone of his voice was suddenly pleasant, deeper, more mature.

“Leave him alone,” Lily repeated. She was looking at James with every sign of great dislike. “What’s he done to you?

“Well,” said James, appearing to deliberate the point, “it’s more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...”

Many of the surrounding watchers laughed, Sirius and Wormtail included, but Lupin, still apparently intent on his book, didn’t, and neither did Lily.

“You think you’re funny,” she said coldly. “But you’re just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave him alone.”
I will if you go out with me, Evans,” said James quickly. “Go on... Go out with me, and I’ll never lay a wand on old Snivelly again.

Behind him, the Impediment Jinx was wearing off. Snape was beginning to inch toward his fallen wand, spitting out soapsuds as he crawled.

“I wouldn’t go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid,” said Lily.
“Bad luck, Prongs,” said Sirius briskly, turning back to Snape. “OY!”

But too late; Snape had directed his wand straight at James; there was a flash of light and a gash appeared on the side of James’s face, spattering his robes with blood.

James whirled about; a second flash of light later, Snape was hanging upside down in the air, his robes falling over his head to reveal skinny, pallid legs and a pair of graying underpants.

Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter. Lily, whose furious expression had twitched for an instant as though she was going to smile, said, “Let him down!”

“Certainly,” said James and he jerked his wand upward. Snape fell into a crumpled heap on the ground.
Disentangling himself from his robes, he got quickly to his feet, wand up, but Sirius said, “Petrificus Totalus!” and Snape keeled over again at once, rigid as a board.

“LEAVE HIM ALONE!” Lily shouted. She had her own wand out now. James and Sirius eyed it warily.

Ah, Evans, don’t make me hex you,” said James earnestly.

“Take the curse off him, then!”

James sighed deeply, then turned to Snape and muttered the countercurse.

“There you go,” he said, as Snape struggled to his feet again, “you’re lucky Evans was here, Snivellus —
I don’t need help from filthy little Mudbloods like her!

Lily blinked.

“Fine,” she said coolly. “I won’t bother in future. And I’d wash your pants if I were you, Snivellus.”

“Apologize to Evans!” James roared at Snape, his wand pointed threateningly at him.

“I don’t want you to make him apologize,” Lily shouted, rounding on James. “You’re as bad as he is.”

“What?” yelped James. “I’d NEVER call you a — you-know-what!”

“[...], walking down corridors and hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can — I’m surprised your broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it. You make me SICK.”

She turned on her heel and hurried away.

“Evans!” James shouted after her, “Hey, EVANS!” But she didn’t look back.

“What is it with her?” said James, trying and failing to look as though this was a throwaway question of no real importance to him.

“Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate,” said Sirius.

“Right,” said James, who looked furious now, “right —”

There was another flash of light, and Snape was once again hanging upside down in the air.

“Who wants to see me take off Snivelly’s pants?”
 
Yeah I always liked Snape and always hated James Potter cause he reminded me of the bully’s that used to go after me.

This is literally the cruelest cucking in that his oneitis and friend got with his bully. No wonder he is pissed off, he should be going ER
 
Yeah I always liked Snape and always hated James Potter cause he reminded me of the bully’s that used to go after me.

This is literally the cruelest cucking in that his oneitis and friend got with his bully. No wonder he is pissed off, he should be going ER
Joining the death eaters was like him going ER or in this case joining a gang that is trying to take over the government on opposing side of James Potter.

Only problem is the gang boss Voldemort killed his oneitis so he began to protect the kid she had with chad and became a double agent passing intelligence to the light side to kill Voldemort.
 
Joining the death eaters was like him going ER or in this case joining a gang that is trying to take over the government on opposing side of James Potter.

Only problem is the gang boss Voldemort killed his oneitis so he began to protect the kid she had with chad and became a double agent passing intelligence to the light side to kill Voldemort.
Yeah that makes sense, deatheatermaxxing would be a good cope for a wizardcel.

His actions in protecting Harry was next level cucked though and I guess he knew that cause he was bullying Harry
 
@snape thoughts?
 
Yeah that makes sense, deatheatermaxxing would be a good cope for a wizardcel.

His actions in protecting Harry was next level cucked though and I guess he knew that cause he was bullying Harry
If you actually read the quotes the worst part is this line, not the bullying, the crowd laughing and cheering the bully but the way Snape's oneitis and supposed best friend treats him.
James whirled about; a second flash of light later, Snape was hanging upside down in the air, his robes falling over his head to reveal skinny, pallid legs and a pair of graying underpants.

Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter. Lily, whose furious expression had twitched for an instant as though she was going to smile, said, “Let him down!”

Lily's literally struggling to contain her smile or laugh at her best friend being bullied by the handsome, popular dark triad James Potter. Her whole rescuing Snape is just a virtue signaling act.


“There you go,” he said, as Snape struggled to his feet again, “you’re lucky Evans was here, Snivellus —
I don’t need help from filthy little Mudbloods like her!

Lily blinked.

“Fine,” she said coolly. “I won’t bother in future. And I’d wash your pants if I were you, Snivellus.”

“Apologize to Evans!” James roared at Snape, his wand pointed threateningly at him.

“I don’t want you to make him apologize,” Lily shouted, rounding on James. “You’re as bad as he is.”

Snape insults her because James Potter emasculates him which causes him to defend his pride from the humiliation of being saved by his crush. However, instead of even feeling particularly hurt, she insults and humiliates him right back making fun of his unwashed underpants and calling him Snivellus.

Then, she claims he's just as bad as James Potter, who goes around bullying and humiliating other students for fun. Snape was just minding his own business and got attacked, he's the victim nowhere near as bad as the bully just because he called her a slur out of humiliation by accident doesn't make him anywhere near as evil as James.

Same thing with her complaints about him hanging out with Slytherin roommates just because they use Dark Magic and bully a student. Dark magic isn't even clearly defined in the text and you can cause just as much damage with regular spells as Dark Magic. Even more so, Snape never goes around bullying or attacking random people, the most he might have done is witness other people bullying which basically half the school does when he's bullied.

Meanwhile, James actually does attack people for fun and he bullies Snape just because he "exists" not due to any previous action by Snape proving Snape is completely innocent. Afterwards, she starts talking to James Potter, basically paying attention to him, you could even see it as angry flirting when she insults him and leaves Snape to get stripped naked in front of the crowd. JK Rowling implies this basically stating Lily had feelings for James during Snape's Worst Memory.

Afterwards, Snape apologizes and begs for her friendship back, but Lily doesn't care about him, one insult under pressure is enough for her to completely stop being friends with him, she was basically looking for an excuse to ditch his ugly unpopular ass. Meanwhile, she starts dating James a year later, basically forgiving James for being a sadistic narcissist, because he's handsome and popular, after he pretends to change. Even she knows a little about him still bullying Snape and doesn't care.

Meanwhile, Snape's still in love with her and fights Voldemort because he targeted her instead of recognizing she was a shitty friend who never truly cared about him and only preferred hanging around him, when she had no other contacts in the Wizarding world. This is extremely brutal and cucked, she literally marries his bully who's basically a narcissistic sociopath and he protects her son and the son of his evil bully because he feels guilty about indirectly causing her death, completely accidentally, Voldemort would have probably heard the prophecy anyway and killed her, since he assigned Snape to spy on Dumbledore, if he wasn't there some other death eater would have, so really he's not even guilty. On top of that, still loves and worships her, as seen by his patronus which assumes the form of a doe, which is also her patronus. Basically, indicating he's deeply loyal and in love with her, it's so pathetic.

This is what happens to ugly incels/LTNs who orbit foids, don't be like Severus Snape, stay away from woman, even if they tolerate you or act nice sometimes. If they want you they will let you know by going out of their way to talk to you, calling you cute, trying to get you alone with them, basically orbiting you. If women don't do that shit for you, then it's over.
 
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