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[Lonelyus]

I smoke crack
them bitches be like
"Oh, crap!"
I like biking and dry cleaning
my friend Dennis is so black
(Oh yeah)

Kim Jong Un Song - Lyrics and Music by Rucka Rucka Ali arranged by Upswung

Kim Jong Un Song by Rucka Rucka Ali - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app

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Ching chang chong!
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
for you!
(Goddamit!)


I got a missile now,
I'm gonna blow you up! (Yea!)
Gonna blow u up! (DJ Not Nice)
(Oh Herro!)

I got a missile now, (woo)
I'm gonna blow you up!
Gonna blow you up! (yee)

Hehh, I got some sorta

big missile for ya
It goes so far
it hits California
The whole wide world's
gonna go up in flames,
when Obama calls up,
I take the phone and say

Ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
for you!
You're a Black Man

gimme all your fried watermelon
and ur chicken right now!
uhuu

I got a small little penis

and my missile is large,
you won't think my dick's little
when I'm dropping it! (Cmon!)
So, ching chang chong!
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
for you!

I got a missile now,

I'm gonna blow you up!
Gonna blow you up!

Yeah, I got a couple nunchuckers,

theme park for torture,

I SAID NUKE THE CHINESE!
I MEANT MICROWAVE SUPPER!

I bomb China
but the button got stuck,

AH FUCK!
BETTER DUCK!
HERE, FORTUNE COOKIE 4 LUCK!

Ching chang chong!
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
for you!
Gonna bomb ur city

while ur sitting there
shitting out a Chicken Wonton
uhuu

Got a small Phillipenis

and my missile is Large!
you would think my
dick's bigger when I'm
dropping it (Cmon!)

So, ching chang chong!

I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
for you!

Yeah, I'm showing up,
I'm blowing up,
I'm throwing out
all night!
Some would say
I'm acting out
'coz my daddy died.
I touch a girl, I touch a boy,
It's North Korean pride!
I eat dog with my young
13 year old bride.

Drink my cognac

I smoke crack
them bitches be like
"Oh, crap!"
I like biking and dry cleaning
my friend Dennis is so black
(Oh yeah)

Hillary, you're a

pretty little fat dyke.
I wanna see you on my
penis with a flashlight.

Looking 4 my daughter

on South Korean border.

'coz, Ching chang chong
I'm Kim Jong Un
Gonna BLOW U, BLOW U,

G GOD DAMMIT!
MOM!!!!!!!!

Ching chang chong!
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
for you!
I'm a black ass nigga,

everybody sing with me
let's get jiggy right now,
uhuu

I'm gonna rape these women,

while the rest of you
STARVE!!!!
If I had some more dinner,
I'd give you None of it!
(H Heh)

Ching chang chong!
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Got a mushroom cloud
for you!

I got a missile now,

I'm gonna blow you up!
Gonna blow you up!
(mushroom cloud for you)


I got a missile now,

I'm gonna blow you up!
Gonna blow you up!
(mushroom cloud for you)

I got a missile now,
I'm gonna blow you up!
Gonna blow you up


I am the Chinese Cartman