Serious smalldickcels, gtfih

[nxdismycope]

well for the first time today since i was 16, i measured my dick. i know its small but i wanted to know how much.
but something pretty weird happened.
theres a 1 cm different beween which side i put the ruler. wtf?
first i measured while putting the ruler to the left of my dick, and i was disappointed. then i decided to check one more time, this time i put the ruler to the right of my dick and it was 1cm+. right away i put it to the left and ithe +1 cm gone.
wtf? i feel like im going insane.
can someone explain?

 

[masterwizard]

can someone explain?

You are mildly retarded.

 

[FukFeminism]

It might be crooked. Also I’m only 2.5 inches so I feel ya

 

[nxdismycope]

You are mildly retarded.

i know but still. how the fuck does it happened? i moved it like 5 times and everytime it was 1cm+ when the ruler was to the right.

It might be crooked. Also I’m only 2.5 inches so I feel ya

wtf bro? you can have operation you know
okay after a quick search i can see the ruler should be on top of the dick.
well, fuck my low iq brain.

 

[Dionysus]

It might be crooked. Also I’m only 2.5 inches so I feel ya

oh fuck man thats gotta feel bad

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Also I’m only 2.5 inches so I feel ya

It's over

 

[littlemanhikicel]

i know but still. how the fuck does it happened? i moved it like 5 times and everytime it was 1cm+ when the ruler was to the right.

wtf bro? you can have operation you know
okay after a quick search i can see the ruler should be on top of the dick.
well, fuck my low iq brain.

What kind of operation OP, I'm dicklet too.

 

[FrothySolutions]

What kind of operation OP, I'm dicklet too.

Every man has several inches of dick inside of him, up in his guts. Like a wound up garden hose. You can have an operation to have some of it spooled out.

 

[gigacel123]

Every man has several inches of dick inside of him, up in his guts. Like a wound up garden hose. You can have an operation to have some of it spooled out.

operations can be life threatening

 

[FrothySolutions]

operations can be life threatening

Many operations can. But does that mean you should never have operations? Surgeries fail, airplanes crash, some cars are lemons, but also sometimes these things don't happen.

 

[FinnCel]

Measuring from top
And measuring from bottom also gives a difference

 

[nxdismycope]

Measuring from top
And measuring from bottom also gives a difference

so how the fuck should i do it lmao
now i see some people saying measuring with a ruler is cheating wtf

 

[FinnCel]

so how the fuck should i do it lmao
now i see some people saying measuring with a ruler is cheating wtf

It isn't if your dick isn't a banana

 

[78980n]

It might be crooked. Also I’m only 2.5 inches so I feel ya

 

[littlemanhikicel]

You have to measure it from the bottom to the top in full erection.

 

[happiless]

You're supposed to measure from your ballsack under your dick to the tip

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Standing up I’m 5 inches, but if I sit down or get on my knees I’m 6 inches.

What makes it 1 inch difference from standing to seated?

 

[Ellsworth]

So what was the measurement dick chad?

 

[zangano1]

Cope, your dick is as long as your shortest side

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Your supposed to measure from the top, not the side. Which means the result for you in reality will be a few cm less than what you thought originally

 

[Haywire]

made in china ruler? you measure on top pressed in slightly for bone pressed length. you measure girth with something that wont stretch like paper you can even use to wrap around then measure it.