SuicideFuel Small Rice Penis

[SlayerSlayer]

I read @jerrycan dan and his post putting your dick in a toilet roll:

https://incels.is/threads/can-you-fit-your-penis-into-a-toilet-paper-roll.146028/

I didn't stick my dick in a toilet roll immediately after reading the thread, because I was more upset about my own mediocrity at the time. But when I was hard and horny in my habitually ritualistic sort of way, I thought to myself, I might as well stick it in. And boy. It fit like Kate Moss in a MooMoo. I knew I had a small dick, I just had no idea, it was that small.

Ever since then, I just can't get hard. Too depressed. I wish some white supremacist would just put me out of my misery with an AR-15.

 

[jerrycan dan]

Is your dong at least longer than the toilet paper roll?

 

[Monk of Failure]

What's the genetic reason behind mongoloids having small deek?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Is your dong at least longer than the toilet paper roll?

HELL NO. It fails epically. There's enough room to stir a soup. I am borderline micropenis

 

[thebuddhacel]

 

[SlayerSlayer]

My dick is so small, if this were Ancient Greece, I would be a GREEK GOD.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

autism

 

[SlayerSlayer]

What's the genetic reason behind mongoloids having small deek?

It sort of makes sense in a reproductive efficiency sort of way. Smaller dicks maintain erections easier. Penetrates in and out of vaginas easier. Once you shoot a load in there, the load is in there. Small penises are biologically more pragmatic, yet are completely useless in modern society, where sex is mostly done for pleasure.

 

[Monk of Failure]

It sort of makes sense in a reproductive efficiency sort of way. Smaller dicks maintain erections easier. Penetrates in and out of vaginas easier. Once you shoot a load in there, the load is in there. Small penises are biologically more pragmatic, yet are completely useless in modern society, where sex is mostly done for pleasure.

Makes sense. Unfortunately, penis is biggest and first reason, mongoloid guys get rejected.

 

[thebuddhacel]

Man, if penis is the only problem forbidding you to ascend or this bothers you too much, do PE.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Makes sense. Unfortunately, penis is biggest and first reason, mongoloid guys get rejected.

Women aren't just whores. They're worst. They're eugenicists.

 

[Monk of Failure]

Women aren't just whores. They're worst. They're eugenicists.

True, they have wiped out race without bloodshed.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Man, if penis is the only problem forbidding you to ascend or this bothers you too much, do PE.

When I get out of this rut, I might as well. There's obviously a lot of snake oil. Can anyone guide me on penis enlargement that legitimately works?

 

[thebuddhacel]

When I get out of this rut, I might as well. There's obviously a lot of snake oil. Can anyone guide me on penis enlargement that legitimately works?

Just search on google JP90 routine, will be the best thing that you can do by now.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

idk what kind of toilet paper rolls you have where you live, but where I'm from, your dick would have to be superhumanly thick to not fit in one. Or maybe we're thing of something totally different. I'm thinking of this:

 

[SlayerSlayer]

idk what kind of toilet paper rolls you have where you live, but where I'm from, your dick would have to be superhumanly thick to not fit in one. Or maybe we're thing of something totally different. I'm thinking of this:
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I don't think you understand your penis is below average too.

Dude, don't use toilet paper rolls for measurement. Get a measuring tape.

Toilet rolls are actually a better form of measurement. It's a lot more symbolic. It's a 1:1 comparison. Also it's way too easy to cheat with measuring tape. With a toilet roll, the starting point at the pubis is consistent across the board.

 

[FinnCel]

idk what kind of toilet paper rolls you have where you live, but where I'm from, your dick would have to be superhumanly thick to not fit in one. Or maybe we're thing of something totally different. I'm thinking of this:
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You have small dick like me and OP

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

I don't think you understand your penis is below average too.

You have small dick like me and OP

Yes I do. Thanks for the suicidefuel reminder. But I don't understand how anyone's dick can be thick enough to not fit there. That's like the girth of a bong basically. Unless you were talking about the length and I misunderstood. I'm too low iq to explain the physics of it but I think you know what I mean.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Yes I do. Thanks for the suicidefuel reminder. But I don't understand how anyone's dick can be thick enough to not fit there. That's like the girth of a bong basically. Unless you were talking about the length and I misunderstood. I'm too low iq to explain the physics of it but I think you know what I mean.

I know. I know. I know. It's hard. It's as bad as your dad dying or something. You just don't believe it. You don't believe how much bigger everyone else's is. This entire thread reads like a medical soap opera or something. This is probably the funniest thread IT has ever seen.

 

[FinnCel]

Yes I do. Thanks for the suicidefuel reminder. But I don't understand how anyone's dick can be thick enough to not fit there. That's like the girth of a bong basically. Unless you were talking about the length and I misunderstood. I'm too low iq to explain the physics of it but I think you know what I mean.

Big dicks genuinely cannot get inside a toilet paper.
We have space there because we weren't blessed

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

I know. I know. I know. It's hard. It's as bad as your dad dying or something. You just don't believe it. You don't believe how much bigger everyone else's is.

Oh come on, that's like a bionic cock to be thick as a TP roll. I'd search for some nsfw cock pics for demonstration, but I'm not gay.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Oh come on, that's like a bionic cock to be thick as a TP roll. I'd search for some nsfw cock pics for demonstration, but I'm not gay.

I'd imagine you'd have a similar reaction if you got diagnosed with cancer.

This entire thread made me realize why we even wear clothes. It's to protect a few decent men from the shame of exposing their small penises to society for their entirety of their lives.

 

[Glokta]

I tried it out recently. I put my dick through a toilet paper roll and I was staggered how much empty space there was left. I think I could fit another small dick like mine there and there would still be some room left.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I tried it out recently. I put my dick through a toilet paper roll and I was staggered how much empty space there was left. I think I could fit another small dick like mine there and there would still be some room left.

There's probably enough room for a fucking gerbil. If that wasn't suicide fuel enough. The average man's penis is larger than a gerbil.

 

[Monk of Failure]

idk what kind of toilet paper rolls you have where you live, but where I'm from, your dick would have to be superhumanly thick to not fit in one. Or maybe we're thing of something totally different. I'm thinking of this:
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Yes their circumference differs. Just searched that and found they have different circumference. Some can have 4 inches while some can have 5.5 inches(which is above average). So, it is not good for measuring and knowing your girth well.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Yes their circumference differs. Just searched that and found they have different circumference. Some can have 4 inches while some can have 5.5 inches(which is above average). So, it is not good for measuring and knowing your girth well.

Well I definitely tested with the smaller 4" roll.

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

Gay as fuck thread. Porn has really damaged the minds of nearly every moron here who continues watching it despite it being incredibly harmful to the body and mind. Stop watching porn, lol.

If you think you can’t please a woman without a massive 6 inch girth cock, kill yourself right now. An entire lifetime of beating off to images of other men’s huge dicks has damaged you beyond repair.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Gay as fuck thread. Porn has really damaged the minds of nearly every moron here who continues watching it despite it being incredibly harmful to the body and mind. Stop watching porn, lol.

If you think you can’t please a woman without a massive 6 inch girth cock, kill yourself right now. An entire lifetime of beating off to images of other men’s huge dicks has damaged you beyond repair.

What's weird is it's not porn that really awoken me to how tiny my dick is. If you just look at your own small dick in isolation it seems normal. Having huge ass hands does not help. It's only actually measuring it that awakens you to the literal dick measuring contest that is life.

 

[Monk of Failure]

Well I definitely tested with the smaller 4" roll.

Oh shit you have less 4 inch when erect. The average girth size is 3.6 inches for a flaccid penis.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Just google “toilet paper roll dick” if you want some suicidefuel. Lots and lots of men have super thick and long dicks. Only good thing about being a incel is that you will never have to worry about being dick shamed because no one will ever see it.

Mine is probably adequate, but no foid is ever going to have her jaw drop when she sees it. I’m below average in girth even, 6.5” long and 4.5” girth, average girth is 4.9” and over 5” for white men.

 

[landlessincel]

Gay as fuck thread. Porn has really damaged the minds of nearly every moron here who continues watching it despite it being incredibly harmful to the body and mind. Stop watching porn, lol.

If you think you can’t please a woman without a massive 6 inch girth cock, kill yourself right now. An entire lifetime of beating off to images of other men’s huge dicks has damaged you beyond repair.

Im ADICCTDed.

 

[masterwizard]

It sort of makes sense in a reproductive efficiency sort of way. Smaller dicks maintain erections easier. Penetrates in and out of vaginas easier. Once you shoot a load in there, the load is in there. Small penises are biologically more pragmatic, yet are completely useless in modern society, where sex is mostly done for pleasure.

Interestingly different apes have different sexual strategies and it results in the variation in genitals amongst us despite the close evolutionary difference.

Chimps aren't really monogamous, one chimp hoe sleeps with all the men at one point or another. Having a big dick isn't going to help, so they evolved HUGE nutsacks instead so they can shoot massive quantities of sperm to drown out their competitiors.

Gorillas maintain harems and gorillafoids only mate with the dominant silverback, so they have small penis and small testicles because there is no competition and thus no need for bigger stuff.

Humans evolved bigger dongs primarily from standing upright and women selecting by visual appearance (cant really see a dong if you are both on all fours).

HELL NO. It fails epically. There's enough room to stir a soup.

Same and I am white. Yet there are guys out there with shafts thicker than their bellends, wtf is up with that

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

But is just meme. My dick 11cm, and fits into all those papers, but dickpill is just meme, no way problem

 

[Deleted member 19236]

But is just meme. My dick 11cm, and fits into all those papers, but dickpill is just meme, no way problem

size doesnt matters

 

[Ropemaxx]

I read @jerrycan dan and his post putting your dick in a toilet roll:

https://incels.is/threads/can-you-fit-your-penis-into-a-toilet-paper-roll.146028/

I didn't stick my dick in a toilet roll immediately after reading the thread, because I was more upset about my own mediocrity at the time. But when I was hard and horny in my habitually ritualistic sort of way, I thought to myself, I might as well stick it in. And boy. It fit like Kate Moss in a MooMoo. I knew I had a small dick, I just had no idea, it was that small.

Ever since then, I just can't get hard. Too depressed. I wish some white supremacist would just put me out of my misery with an AR-15.

Sorry to hear man

 

[RopeMaXXer]

Sorry to hear man

Change your name or ill go er

 

[Ropemaxx]

Change your name or ill go er

Hello brother

 

[TheNEET]

micropenis-mogs me

 

[vic624]

Penis is like height where you need to be in the right half of the bell curve. The numbers in U.S. units even mimic height, where "5.9" (5 and 11/12ths) inches for dick is about the average like "5.9" (5ft 11in) for height is.

In both cases, you need to be a little better than average to have the broadest probability of attractiveness to women. It's the average folks who are most prone to coping, when they're really sliding every more into inceldom.