Small piece from my Carnival Clown memoir (yes, I was a traveling clown). Opinions welcome!

[Lordgoro1]

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The one-armed man seamlessly steps over, takes the giant mallet with a knowing-smirk, and slyly nods to the failed trucker . He says not a word, but swivels himself around to face the tower. ​

With a seemingly casual effort, he swings the hammer around using his one single arm, and hits the rubber pivot to immediately devastating effect. The bell is hit hard, a buzzer starts, and the ringing sound even hurts my ears a bit.​

This one-armed carny showman finally turns and replies to the wowed patron. “You mean rigged like that buddy? Here’s a secret, this one’s on the house, it’s not muscles that count here, but technique. But HEY, wanna try again? It’ll cost another buck.” He drops the mallet to the side and puts out his palm, the only one he has, publically anticipating yet another failed effort.​

The trucker seems charmed despite his earlier irritation. He shakes his head and laughs. Turning his cap back around, he waves off the offer of another game and walks away still laughing. This one-armed showman has skillfully fleeced and circumvented a potential problem with quick wit, skill-and sagacity. Hence, the carnivals of the world are always fun places of interest to closely observe and enjoy the dramas of humanity; As they are played out in all its utter absurdity, vs the offensive places they would be should we be less charming in our acting and deceptions.​

Make no mistake, our various crafts are rare, but they are effective in the cash transference from your pocket to ours. We are masters of our vocations, seemingly wretched as it does seem viewed from the outsider's view. We travel, we laugh, we enjoy the challenge of how much we can get away with. Normal society holds no appeal for many of us, and that’s how and why we end up here, traveling talented misfits, bound together in solidarity and companionships of our very own. ​

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[daydreamER]

An incel clown, brutal.

It seems like an interesting memoir, though I would like to hear some inceldom related experiences that you had while you were a clown.

 

[Lordgoro1]

An incel clown, brutal.

It seems like an interesting memoir, though I would like to hear some inceldom related experiences that you had while you were a clown.

I was certainly incel all my life, but that's not the focus of this tale, and yes, it gets quite brutal. It's about one night cruising the midway as an off-duty clown. Some crazy shit happens. And yes, all true!

 

[Neucher Koala]

An incel clown, brutal

I have a feeling most clowns are not sex havers

 

[Sloth Vs Koala]

How long were you a traveling clown for?

 

[Lordgoro1]

How long were you a traveling clown for?

About 6 months just as a clown. And worked for the traveling carnivals during a few different periods in my homeless years(was homeless for 35 years across 46 states).

 

[daydreamER]

was homeless for 35 years across 46 states

How old are you ? Are you the oldest-cel on this site?

 

[Sloth Vs Koala]

About 6 months just as a clown. And worked for the traveling carnivals during a few different periods in my homeless years(was homeless for 35 years across 46 states).

Damn

 

[Lordgoro1]

How old are you ? Are you the oldest-cel on this site?

Pretty fucking old. My 54th birthday is at the end of this month, and I wasnt supposed to live past 28! Haha. I was destined to die in my timeline in 1998. Instead, my only friend/brother Joseph died in my place.

 

[Lordgoro1]

Damn

ALSO the main reason why I'm the ONLY one on this planet qualified to write the New Bible for outcasts/incels/misfits.

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

Pretty fucking old. My 54th birthday is at the end of this month, and I wasnt supposed to live past 28! Haha. I was destined to die in my timeline in 1998. Instead, my only friend/brother Joseph died in my place.

Rip Joseph

 

[Emba]

Fascinating!

 

[Emba]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51B55OQysj8

 

[Lordgoro1]

Rip Joseph

Yeah, I dedicated volume one of my raw autobiography(the new Bible) to Joseph and his mother Carol, she was like a mother that actually cared, but one I never had, since my own mother was psychotic!
heres the only pic in existence of them both!

 

[Wombles The Roastie]

Yeah, I dedicated volume one of my raw autobiography(the new Bible) to Joseph and his mother Carol, she was like a mother that actually cared, but one I never had, since my own mother was psychotic!
heres the only pic in existence of them both!

Interesting glad u had a female figure that cared about u though

 

[Lordgoro1]

Interesting glad u had a female figure that cared about u though

Yeah, Carol died when I was 16. And she died younger than I am now! Feels weird!