Sluts lusts over stinky homeless Chads

[Melinda]

http://leftbankmanc.blogspot.com/2010/09/sexy-homeless-man.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/handsome-chinese-vagrant-draws-fans-of-homeless-chic-1915812.html

Sexy Homeless Man

She’s rushing, so she has to pound
her feet down heavily as she turns around
the corner, where fellers with matted hair
sit on their furniture and stare
from inside of their outside home,
so she slows down and begins to roam
past the hobo crew, and she tries to look gracious
and honestly, she’s not being salacious
but one of them is quite fit.
She thinks ‘If I was dead rich,
I would definitely
his sugar mammy be
and I’d buy him a real house
where I would obviously de-louse
him first, but then I could pay
him a visit any time of the day
for sexy time.’ But alas and alack,
he’s probably hooked on crack.
He’s just a dirty tramp
who lives in a camp
on the corner of Avenue de Suffren
And then she thinks ‘Oh, stuff them.’
As they throw bottles at her, because they think
It’s funny, but then he winks…
Oh honey…
How bad would it be, really,
to date a homeless person? Clearly
she is quite desperate, but still
where there’s a sexy man, there’s a will.

Suddenly, she looks at her watch face
and it’s time to quicken the pace
so she gathers speed
and takes no heed
of the homeless crew as they yell in French
from their prime position on a broken bench.
But as she crosses over
she looks over her shoulder
and wonders why he lives on the street
and she wishes that she could meet
him in another life
where he has no strife
and instead he had
a rich mum and dad
and a big trust fund
because then if he bummed
round Paris, nobody would care
and his look would be cool, as would his hair.
But as it is, he sleeps on the streets
of the City of Light
And he keeps all the feats
Of his shitty ol' life
To himself.
And you might think it’s strange
That I fancy a man who asks for spare change
But maybe you would see something too
If you took a good look at the man sur les rues
Ha, on second thoughts, I'm sure all you'll see
Is a dirty tramp man who smells like wee.

 

[Mahlo]

Chad can smoke meth, beat whores and piss all over the toilet seat and still be loved by every woman on earth. A woman would quit her job and dump her loving BF for a chance to Fuck chad in an abandoned building

 

[ghostcell]

check it out: [video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmav517MQJc[/video]

 

[mikepence]

>take care of yourself and make yourself look good. then you'll be DROWNING in pussy.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Ricecels should clearly run homeless bum game.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Woman will fuck any man as long as he's good looking.

 

[Zielony4]

It's all about genetics. They would probably go out of their way to get the Chad into a mansion.

 

[soulcell]

Lol, that nasty.

 

[Octopusgun2]

He has to be one of the best looking Asians. He even has a “mysterious” vibe to him.