
erenyeager
Taking a big huge fucking Crap
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- Jan 18, 2021
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when i die ill engrave a picture of my rotting corpse along with 5 curses. the first plague, uglyness, this plague will affect any normie and slut whoever has my slab in the first place, second plague, sickness. any normies loses their hair, and becomes fat and slow and infertile and loses their dick size and boob size and ass size all at once, all at once, third plague, ear-rape. this plague blasts based music jams throughout the environment. the fourth plague spontaneous human combustion, the fifth plague locust. he or she who does not turn in my slab will in fact have me in their yard 24/7 bombarding them for my slab. they will shriek in agony if they do not follow my orders. my final counterattack on this universe. retards better not rob my tomb
. this is revenge on this reality. my will is absolute, this is a warning.