News Simp: The slang teenagers use to insult boys

[Soystein]

"Shannon was used to her socially awkward son being bullied by other boys at the private school he attends.
But when she picked him up from school and he told her he was being called a “simp,” Shannon, who’s only using her first name to protect her son’s identity, didn’t know what to think."

Say what? You're calling my kid a simp?

Many parents might be unfamiliar with the word "simp," but chances are your tween or teen has used or at least heard the term. Simp is slang for a person (typically a man) who is desperate for the attention and affection of someone else (typically a woman).

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[Starfish Vs Koala]

cuck boy being called out

 

[starystulejarz]

Simps gotta cry over the internet that their pathetic behaviour got exposed

 

[Soystein]

"If someone is being called out for always “simping the girls,” Capinas said, “he could turn it around and say, ‘It’s tough being the lone soldier simp nice guy, who wants to join me?’”

“Telling the bully, ‘That’s right,’ while holding your head up high and walking away can help, as bullies usually give up if they don’t succeed in tearing the other person down,” he said. “And you can tell yourself that being bullied is simply the price a revolutionary has to pay for standing up for what’s right.”

This oozes reddit-soy, that kid is so screwed. Just-tell-yourself-you-are-a-revolutionary-when-you-get-bullied-theory

 

[TheRotKing]

"If someone is being called out for always “simping the girls,” Capinas said, “he could turn it around and say, ‘It’s tough being the lone soldier simp nice guy, who wants to join me?’”

“Telling the bully, ‘That’s right,’ while holding your head up high and walking away can help, as bullies usually give up if they don’t succeed in tearing the other person down,” he said. “And you can tell yourself that being bullied is simply the price a revolutionary has to pay for standing up for what’s right.”

This oozes reddit-soy, that kid is so screwed. Just-tell-yourself-you-are-a-revolutionary-when-you-get-bullied-theory

How to get Bullied even harder 101

 

[senseimorimotto]

"Her son had told her he had recently been put in the “friend zone” by one of the girls, who made it clear she wasn’t interested in dating him. They had continued to be friendly."

Imagine going to an employer/girl (the slash shows how comparable the conversation is).

"I want a full time job/I want a girlfriend"

"Sorry, we don't think you are good enough. But you can continue to do work experience/be in the friend zone".

"No thank you, I will prefer to find someone else who will offer what I want".

"We like you, just not that much. Lets just be friends".

"If I am not good enough to be your employee/boyfriend why would I do that. I need someone who will give me that position".

The guys calling him a simp are saving his life. Spending decades being rejected but still feeling obligation to these girls is the most pointless endeavour ever. Get some self respect man. If its over its over.

 

[Pancakecel]

‘It’s tough being the lone soldier simp nice guy, who wants to join me?’”

Soy overdose JFL

 

[ShadowSenpai]

"If someone is being called out for always “simping the girls,” Capinas said, “he could turn it around and say, ‘It’s tough being the lone soldier simp nice guy, who wants to join me?’”

“Telling the bully, ‘That’s right,’ while holding your head up high and walking away can help, as bullies usually give up if they don’t succeed in tearing the other person down,” he said. “And you can tell yourself that being bullied is simply the price a revolutionary has to pay for standing up for what’s right.”

This oozes reddit-soy, that kid is so screwed. Just-tell-yourself-you-are-a-revolutionary-when-you-get-bullied-theory

It’s unbelievable, they think their advice is amazing