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Sigma's mother has just passed away and is forced to venture into the outside world, Sigma knowing that this could be his final day packs everything he needs with him; a lunchbox, wallet, sleepingbag, gun and laptop to watchdog inkwells. Sigma heads to the local shop but because he never went outside of his basement for over 2 decades, he lost his way and is now deep into the Amazon forest. He copes by posting on IT with his laptop but it's starting to die with only 5% battery left. Upon reaching 1% battery, he posts his final screenshot and prepares to rope. He holds his gun to his head and pulls the trigger, blowing his brains out.
This was not the end of him however... Sigma wakes up at the stairs to Incelhala, after nearly breaking the steps multiple times with his generous weight, he sees a tall gate which separates him from the rest of Incelhala. A strange God- like figure appears before his eyes... it is St. BlackOps2cel, he explains to sigma that he has committed many sins and would be in hell if it wasn't for him. BlackOps2cel gives Sigma a chance to redeem himself and make it to Incelhala; Sigma will be given 12 hours on Earth to find a way to please BlackOps2cel.
Sigma is teleported back into his Fevala home, with no idea what to do, Sigma decides to head out to the USA in order to find guidance from other saints. After 6 hours of illegally crossing borders, Sigma makes it to NYC, but something bad happens. A stacy with her 12 dogs (brutal dogpill) attack ambush Sigma out of nowhere for the crime of being too ugly, Sigma proves powerless against the horde. Right before Sigma accepted his fate, he hears a hellicopter come nearby, with roaring machine guns clearing up the dogs. The helicopter finally lands with St. Bagelcel coming to Sigma's aid. Sigma is loaded up into the helicopter but not without a price, multiple incels had to clear the LZ from soys and foids and most died within the firefight.
With the helicopter finally in a safe distance, Begalcel explains to Sigma that the Incel- Apocolypse is in effect. All incels are being hunted down by soys, foids and chads, very few incels are left. Sigma was saved by Bagelcel as his goal was picking up the remaining survivor-cels for evacuation. They eventually arrived at the secret incel base, meeting up with the remaining incel survivors. Everyone already knew that it was over for them and had a massive group hug before the final battle against the soys. Sigma was not included however, and this greatly saddened him as he never had any friends for his whole life. Right as the base was being attacked, Sigma was praying at a photo of ER, asking how he can save his brocels. A ghostly figure of ER appeared out of nowhere and said to Sigma "You can do it, I believe in you! This is your only chance at redemption. I will meet you in Incelhala."
Sigma knew that he had to overload the soy army with blackpills. Sigma went out to the battlefiled where the battle was lost, the remaining handful of incels had surrendoured are were being rounded up into concentration camps. But in this bleak time, Sigma appears in a BMW to finish the fight, with a blackpill atomic bomb in the boot. Sigma detonates the bomb, destroying all soys and foids across the world. His sacrifice would be remembered for many generations, even having a statue of him built in his memory.
"He was the realist nigger out there" Exclaimed Bagelcel
"We forgive you, Sigma" Said blackops2cel
"He really did it!" Said ER
"Niggerlosus" The plaque on Sigma's statue
@ShadowTheEdgehog
This was not the end of him however... Sigma wakes up at the stairs to Incelhala, after nearly breaking the steps multiple times with his generous weight, he sees a tall gate which separates him from the rest of Incelhala. A strange God- like figure appears before his eyes... it is St. BlackOps2cel, he explains to sigma that he has committed many sins and would be in hell if it wasn't for him. BlackOps2cel gives Sigma a chance to redeem himself and make it to Incelhala; Sigma will be given 12 hours on Earth to find a way to please BlackOps2cel.
Sigma is teleported back into his Fevala home, with no idea what to do, Sigma decides to head out to the USA in order to find guidance from other saints. After 6 hours of illegally crossing borders, Sigma makes it to NYC, but something bad happens. A stacy with her 12 dogs (brutal dogpill) attack ambush Sigma out of nowhere for the crime of being too ugly, Sigma proves powerless against the horde. Right before Sigma accepted his fate, he hears a hellicopter come nearby, with roaring machine guns clearing up the dogs. The helicopter finally lands with St. Bagelcel coming to Sigma's aid. Sigma is loaded up into the helicopter but not without a price, multiple incels had to clear the LZ from soys and foids and most died within the firefight.
With the helicopter finally in a safe distance, Begalcel explains to Sigma that the Incel- Apocolypse is in effect. All incels are being hunted down by soys, foids and chads, very few incels are left. Sigma was saved by Bagelcel as his goal was picking up the remaining survivor-cels for evacuation. They eventually arrived at the secret incel base, meeting up with the remaining incel survivors. Everyone already knew that it was over for them and had a massive group hug before the final battle against the soys. Sigma was not included however, and this greatly saddened him as he never had any friends for his whole life. Right as the base was being attacked, Sigma was praying at a photo of ER, asking how he can save his brocels. A ghostly figure of ER appeared out of nowhere and said to Sigma "You can do it, I believe in you! This is your only chance at redemption. I will meet you in Incelhala."
Sigma knew that he had to overload the soy army with blackpills. Sigma went out to the battlefiled where the battle was lost, the remaining handful of incels had surrendoured are were being rounded up into concentration camps. But in this bleak time, Sigma appears in a BMW to finish the fight, with a blackpill atomic bomb in the boot. Sigma detonates the bomb, destroying all soys and foids across the world. His sacrifice would be remembered for many generations, even having a statue of him built in his memory.
"He was the realist nigger out there" Exclaimed Bagelcel
"We forgive you, Sigma" Said blackops2cel
"He really did it!" Said ER
"Niggerlosus" The plaque on Sigma's statue
@ShadowTheEdgehog