shrek is a true chad.

[iloveyouall]

makes fun of lord farquaad's height constantly
mogs everyone in height. at least 8+ ft tall
knocks the fuck out of 20 dudes w/o a weapon when he meets farquaad
eats nothing but bugs and eyeballs but has incredibly built physique and inhumane speed(as shown in the castle action scenes). could kill in nfl.
steals a status-maxxed chad's girl at the end of the movie within 2 days of meeting her
everyone loves him at the end of movie unconditionally b/c he is chad

 

[jet112]

yeah shrek is running a wicked charisma game

 

[Deleted member 1983]

forget to mention that he took fionas virginity too because she was locked in a castle to remain pure.

 

[GoonCel]

shrek...

 

[Insomniac]

 

[lurker45]

Shrek was a brutal movie because the main folly of the villain was that he was short

 

[Reprobus]

Never liked the movie tbh

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Shrek bloatmaxxed and ascended. We should take notes boyos

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Its ogre for non Shrekcels

 

[Spider-Man]

I actually look like Shrek a lot. I wish I was taller

 

[Hunter]

shrek runs BOC(Big Ogre Cock) game.

 

[FaceandHFD]

Its ogre for non Shrekcels

 

[Lord Byron]

Its ogre for non Shrekcels

You magnificent bastard, you beat me to it!

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You magnificent bastard, you beat me to it!

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Shrek is a jew propaganda movie which brainwashes young girls into having sex with bbc thugs

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

He always gets his way, has several hundred friends by the second movie, and had the option to become a king. Shrek 2 recognizes the blackpill because when he drinks the potion and becomes a Greek god level Chad, every woman he meets wants to have sex with him.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

@FiveFourManlet

 

[Cuyen]

Shrek bloatmaxxed and ascended. We should take notes boyos

 

[Pinpoint]

Because he is a big strong laidbacker who just whatevers at struggle and proving himself. Makes him feel self assured and projects an image/ impression of feeling complete without striving or working.

It's a bad habit. Beta-minded, but alpha-substance warmachines are superior.

Being ugly but chill with it creates an "unconditional self assurance" quality .Where you don't need to hide behind privilege or promise (that LMS status loftily/ comfortably supplies). And being chill at the expense of negativities that will head your way from your indolence talks of self assurance, and implies they never lived with incompetence or anxiety that made them have to scramble for value.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

If he was Chad he could do better than Fiona.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Shrek is the true love.

 

[PersonalityChad]

Brutal shrekpill

 

[Timecel]

forget to mention that he took fionas virginity too because she was locked in a castle to remain pure.

Brutal shrekpill

 

[Unzöl]

And he's blackpilled as fuck

 

[Septembercel]

Lord farquaad is the manlet king.

 

[Tension]

Lord farquaad is the manlet king.

FINALLY, SOMEONE IN THIS THREAD MENTIONED FARQUAAD. THANK YOU.

 

[TomathonClancy]

It's ogre bros

 

[averageblokecel]

Shrek was a brutal movie because the main folly of the villain was that he was short

Brutal heightpill

Shrek is part of the cause of inceldom because instead of settling for a looksmatch he dates lower, making Fionna thinking she's a 10 like Shrek when in reality she's not

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Fiona was out of his league and he just straight-up turned her into an ogre. I wish I could bring qt foids down to my level and fuck them.