After a few weeks of knowing Fiona on discord Shrek decides to show her his face after she asks
Shrek posts his face
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Fiona ghosts him and leaves him with 0 reply for weeks
A month later Shrek receives a discord notification. Fiona sends him a video of her with Prince charming and tells him she found her soulmate
Years pass. Shrek falls into a depression. His only friend donkey hasn't communicated with him for years. He hears a knock on the door. It's donkey!
"HEY SHREK CAN YOU LOAN ME SOME MONEY N SHIT"
Shrek sighs. So donkey just wanted to use him for money? Suddenly Shrek hears something. It's Fiona's voice! "Fiona!" He cries out. Fiona appears before him. Now more bloated and disgusting than ever.
"Hey Shrek" she responds
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"How have things been, Fiona?" Shrek asks. A surge of hope traveling throughout his body
"Things have been good!" *She replies excitedly* "turns out prince charming was a narcissistic manipulative gaslighting sociopath, but after he left me I found my dream guy! Meet Rumpelstiltskin! He makes six figures and really cares about me. He's accepted my asexuality and takes care of the kids!"
Shrek posts his face
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Fiona ghosts him and leaves him with 0 reply for weeks
A month later Shrek receives a discord notification. Fiona sends him a video of her with Prince charming and tells him she found her soulmate
Years pass. Shrek falls into a depression. His only friend donkey hasn't communicated with him for years. He hears a knock on the door. It's donkey!
"HEY SHREK CAN YOU LOAN ME SOME MONEY N SHIT"
Shrek sighs. So donkey just wanted to use him for money? Suddenly Shrek hears something. It's Fiona's voice! "Fiona!" He cries out. Fiona appears before him. Now more bloated and disgusting than ever.
"Hey Shrek" she responds
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"How have things been, Fiona?" Shrek asks. A surge of hope traveling throughout his body
"Things have been good!" *She replies excitedly* "turns out prince charming was a narcissistic manipulative gaslighting sociopath, but after he left me I found my dream guy! Meet Rumpelstiltskin! He makes six figures and really cares about me. He's accepted my asexuality and takes care of the kids!"
