Serious Showering and inceldom. HIGH IQ

[AfrikanCel]

We are all familiar with the shower meme but actually showering every morning may be a contributing factor to inceldom. Showering every morning strips you of your pheromones and basically makes you chemically invisible. I would recommend showering at night and sleeping on fresh bedsheets and seeing how that works for you. I have tested this theory and I receive less IOD than when I shower i the mornings.

 

[Weightcel]

Cope

 

[whitebloodcel]

"HIGH IQ"

 

[AfrikanCel]

Cope

"HIGH IQ"

If you think I am lying then put it to the test yourselves. What do you have to lose at this point.

 

[acnescarcel]

just have b.o theory

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I shower every other day during the winter or at night in the summer because I sweat all day.

Guess I'm pheromone-maxxing

 

[Weightcel]

If you think I am lying then put it to the test yourselves. What do you have to lose at this point.

I've showered at night my entire life...

 

[Bagelcel]

Fuck, no wonder i can't get laid... i have two showers a day

It's totally not cause i'm a currycel and perpetually have this natural garam masala odor exhuming from my every pore

 

[AfrikanCel]

I've showered at night my entire life...

Try showering in the morning. It might work. You have nothing to lose.

Shower timing theory.

Fuck, no wonder i can't get laid... i have two showers a day

It's totally not cause i'm a currycel and perpetually have this natural garam masala odor exhuming from my every pore

Start smoking. Better to smell of smoke than curry

 

[Mahlo]

>phermone theory

is that you steve hoca?

 

[Bagelcel]

Try showering in the morning. It might work. You have nothing to lose.

Shower timing theory.

Start smoking. Better to smell of smoke than curry

I already Do hookah

 

[AfrikanCel]

I already Do hookah

Curry is in your DNA. It is over for you.


Seriously: use less spices in your food.

 

[Albero]

I've done it MY ENTIRE LIFE without even knowing about this bullshit you just threw.
You need a JFL tag at this post.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Cope

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

I don't think showering has anything to do with it, I've been through multiple phases such as showering every morning to every couple of days and even once a month during a really dark point in my life. Nothing changes. If you're a smelly tramp but Chad you can still get laid.

 

[L9xddddd]

These copes are getting crazier and crazier

 

[TheCrusader0201]

Did someone say perfume?

 

[Deleted member 1060]

These pheromone shit are PUA scam. Your face is your pheromone.

I shower like once in a month (I like to keep my curry b.o. as staunch as possible) so that I can piss off roasties during the commute. I only shower when I can't stand my b.o. myself.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Just showerminn theory

These pheromone shit are PUA scam. Your face is your pheromone.

I shower like once in a month (I like to keep my curry b.o. as staunch as possible) so that I can piss off roasties during the commute. I only shower when I can't stand my b.o. myself.

Damn nigga u serious? U must reek of a mixture of sweat and masala if ur not larping

 

[Anti_]

tfw you shower twice a day everyday

 

[Evildoer]

No, i don't want to be dirty, once a day isn't enough. Moreover, all that pheromone thing is pure bro science, mammals are too high functioning beings to simply obey to hormones, much like insects do.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

The problem is not the shower but all the shitty chemicals.
Try to find something that preserve your skin.

 

[Deleted member 301]

>phermone theory

is that you steve hoca?

These pheromone shit are PUA scam. Your face is your pheromone.

I shower like once in a month (I like to keep my curry b.o. as staunch as possible) so that I can piss off roasties during the commute. I only shower when I can't stand my b.o. myself.