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Should I try to find a wife in my church community?

tehgymcel420

tehgymcel420

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While I have no gods but Blackops2cel, I'm part of a strict old fashioned christian community from the middle east. The Coptic Orthodox Church, these guys are basically Muslims that pray to Jesus instead of Allah. If I stay in this community I could probably find a wife in a few years. Of course she wouldn't be attracted to me, and I'd have to provide for her. But she'd basically be my property, I think it would even be permissible to beat her.
 
Well you say you have no gods so if you think you can put up with listening to that stuff for however many hours a week, it might not be a bad idea
 
If she's not gonna be attracted to you then why would you want a wife? It's just gonna be a roommate that you pay everything for lol. In the event of pregnancy after starfish sex she'll just manipulate the kids into hating you. If you're richcel just escortcel tbh.
 
They are more slutty
 
Hamdulillah!

Make sure the slut is circumcised so she won't cheat on you
 
eurocel said:
If she's not gonna be attracted to you then why would you want a wife? 

Also this
 
All these "religious" women get doubledoored by Chads. It's over for you.
 
eurocel said:
If she's not gonna be attracted to you then why would you want a wife? It's just gonna be a roommate that you pay everything for lol. In the event of pregnancy after starfish sex she'll just manipulate the kids into hating you. If you're richcel just escortcel tbh.

In the Middle East there is no such thing as marital rape. That's a ridiculous law made up by the degenerate west that wants to use beta males as mules whose only purpose is to work and provide for females while the female goes off to fuck Chad. If you're paying for that bitch then she better open her legs or else...
 
If you have the option to own permanent property, I say go for it.
 
It's the only chance of getting a non-whore.
 
11gaijin said:
They are more slutty

What if she could prove her virginity?
 
tehgymcel420 said:
What if she could prove her virginity?

Go for it then, but make sure she doesn't cuck u later
 
How long can you really pretend to be religious? All your life? really? If you believe so, then go ahead. But remember, No woman would truly love you initially if you are a sub5.
 
Have you ever been to church? It is pretty insufferable...
 
Church girls are notorious for being more slutty because they are repressed. Sex becomes even more thrilling because they're not supposed to be doing it. 

Islam is the only hope we have. 

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTyD1PgYE1Y[/video]
 
Dingus_Incel said:
Church girls are notorious for being more slutty because they are repressed. Sex becomes even more thrilling because they're not supposed to be doing it. 

Islam is the only hope we have. 

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTyD1PgYE1Y[/video]

There's a mosque next to my house, maybe I should make the switch.
 
I've legit tried that.

All the girls over there would ignore me just like the rest and spend most of their time laughing at Chad's jokes.
It's over for us.
 
Find one in the muslim community instead if you are White.
 
Only if she is a virgin. Don't marry a whore.
 

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