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Discussion Should I try going to a strip club?

KillNiggers

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I really want to some intimacy at the very least, touch a toilet, etc. Can't get any escorts so I have to resort to this.
 
You have nothing to lose. Try it and tell us about it
 
I wouldn't go unless you could pay to fuck them
 
Yeah atleast I have to see what it's like. I have been to night clubs and actually got turned on somewhat by toilets dancing.

Maybe if you pay them enough.
Let me know how it goes. I want to take a trip to Nevada to legally fuck prostitutes. Shame it's not legal around here though
 
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Let me know how it goes. I want to take a trip to Nevada to legally fuck prostitutes. Shame it's not legal around here though
I heard prostitutes there are giga expensive
 
Yeah atleast I have to see what it's like. I have been to night clubs and actually got turned on somewhat by toilets dancing.

Maybe if you pay them enough.
Definitely update us might go well if you pay enough
 
Go for it bro and update us
 
I heard prostitutes there are giga expensive
They are, but I don't have anywhere else legal to go. I'd only do it a few times anyway just so I wasn't a virgin anymore. I'm too autistic to find one around here, lol.
 
i myself would not, but if you aren't really that socially anxious i think it might be worth of try
 
They are, but I don't have anywhere else legal to go. I'd only do it a few times anyway just so I wasn't a virgin anymore. I'm too autistic to find one around here, lol.
It's a sad state of affairs. I was trying hard to look for legitimate escorts online but fail to find any in my area. I have no clue where to look at this point. I even asked people IRL but they gave the same old advice of: "just look online bro":soy:

Really makes me want to just go to Netherlands at this point.
 
i myself would not, but if you aren't really that socially anxious i think it might be worth of try
I am only autistic. Of course they are going to sense it. I might feel embarrassed going there since I doubt many my age even go there.
 
I am only autistic. Of course they are going to sense it. I might feel embarrassed going there since I doubt many my age even go there.
it's not worth of try then
 
It's a sad state of affairs. I was trying hard to look for legitimate escorts online but fail to find any in my area. I have no clue where to look at this point. I even asked people IRL but they gave the same old advice of: "just look online bro":soy:

Really makes me want to just go to Netherlands at this point.
Yeah, it shouldn't be so fucking hard to find an escort when most women are whores. It's absurd, and prostitution should be legal everywhere
 
It's not worth it unless you plan to spend a lot of money and even then, it's not guaranteed they'll let you touch them let alone fuck them
 
It's not worth it unless you plan to spend a lot of money and even then, it's not guaranteed they'll let you touch them let alone fuck them
I researched the club I want to go to andit does seem that they allow to touch. Fucking is most likely off limits.
 
I researched the club I want to go to andit does seem that they allow to touch. Fucking is most likely off limits.
I plan to go to a strip club once I turn 21 because most of them require you to be 21 to go
 
I researched the club I want to go to andit does seem that they allow to touch. Fucking is most likely off limits.
Vegas you MIGHT have a chance of finding one that allows sex
 
I plan to go to a strip club once I turn 21 because most of them require you to be 21 to go
Atleast I meet that requirement. Thank god.
 
Atleast I meet that requirement. Thank god.
In a few months I will which is fucking mindblowing we are already halfway through 2024 which is brutal af, I plan to go on my birthday for my brother to take me to vacation
 
In a few months I will which is fucking mindblowing we are already halfway through 2024 which is brutal af, I plan to go on my birthday for my brother to take me to vacation
Mogs me for having someone who is willing to go with you. I'll have to all of this shit on my own.
 
Mogs me for having someone who is willing to go with you. I'll have to all of this shit on my own.
My parents wont let me go on my own as they restrict where I drive so I gotta have someone take me and because I live under their roof so I gotta respect the rules sadly because they pay the bills and I dont pay shit.
 
I would go but not pay foids money. Giving money to femoids is always bad
 
I would go but not pay foids money. Giving money to femoids is always bad
It's a transactional relationship. You give them money for their services. Atleast you get something in return personally unlike with OnlyFans bs.

If your touch deprived like me, this is the only thing you can do.
 
It's a transactional relationship. You give them money for their services. Atleast you get something in return personally unlike with OnlyFans bs.

If your touch deprived like me, this is the only thing you can do.
you have to pay foids in strip clubs? I thought you just pay to get in
 
Im also touch deprived but would still never give money to foids it feels cucked.
I think you are missing out for not trying atleast once. Even if it's cucked, doesn't hurt to try.
 
It's not worth it unless you plan to spend a lot of money and even then, it's not guaranteed they'll let you touch them let alone fuck them
Indeed, they have strict rules against grabbing
 
Rather go to a whore house. You will know how much you'll pay before, while at the strip club the costs can be unpredictable
 
Rather go to a whore house. You will know how much you'll pay before, while at the strip club the costs can be unpredictable
There are none in my city. Or maybe I am unaware. And I know my city pretty well.
 
Do you really wanna kill yourself? Because uou are basically gonna pay to get giga blueballed and your ability to not rope will literally vanish.
 
Do you really wanna kill yourself? Because uou are basically gonna pay to get giga blueballed and your ability to not rope will literally vanish.
I am delaying the inevitable anyways by not going.
 
Nope. Strip clubs are retarded. For the amount I spend on alcohol and then barely get touched I'd rather go to my old habit of mongering.

Tell me a big enough city and I'll probably find a few well known ways to get sex. But you'll be fucking some 30 year old Asian milf with barely any English.

Found one advertising Chinese hookers and was legit since I go to their locations often, I asked for Colombian and they actually hooked me up with one of their cities nearby that had one. They also had a Romanian girl once.

Funnest of the women was the Colombian from last week for sure. The guy after me was looking down at his phone but he was a skinny young Indian guy.

As long as you aren't afraid of getting caught you can usually get a decent hooker. Got a few not so pretty ones but I fucked anyways. Just needed some practice and I usually just go harder on them with aggressive sex.

Even tried street hookers a few times. Youngest pussy I've had claimed she was some 22 year old. Picked her up off the street. For some reason more expensive in my area than secret motel hookers 160-180 hr 1 pop. But cheaper than independent hookers charging 300 for 30m 1 pop

Just have high risk tolerance and you'll find out why it's so rampant. It's so easy to get paid sex. Only issue is it drains the wallet fast if you do not have good income.

Better to spend the money on getting a house or duplex to fill with a single mom slut that wants to pay using pussy. Working on achieving this. Sex just had to be at least 10 times a month to break even vs looking for whores. Otherwise trying to get cashflow from investments so I can go to Colombia or Thailand and fuck like a pornstar for a month straight and go back to the states to focus on building my investments by throwing ever dollar into investments that I can.
 
I really want to some intimacy at the very least, touch a toilet, etc. Can't get any escorts so I have to resort to this.
strip clubs are the most scammy places dont ever go there. go to an escort to fuck or buy an of or something, strip clubs are literal scam factories designed to make you spend all (and I mean literally all that you have in your bank account) of your money without even getting sex in return
 
watch this vid, there are subtitles you can translate. she literally admits that her goal was to fuck over as many men as possible and shes happy about it, fuck those strippers and strip clubs worst places ever ever ever never go there

 
strip clubs are the most scammy places dont ever go there. go to an escort to fuck or buy an of or something, strip clubs are literal scam factories designed to make you spend all (and I mean literally all that you have in your bank account) of your money without even getting sex in return
 
A decade or so ago, me and some friends used to always go to this strip club in our town. It was cheap, like you could get unlimited drinks for like 40 bucks for the night and then you just needed to get a bit of funny-money to give to the foids when they came around - like 20 dollars would suffice. So basically it was equivalent to going to the pub money wise (and cheaper than a nightclub), but you had naked girls dancing in the background and could play pool (for free) etc.

Also there were WAY less moggers around compared to a pub/club, and you could talk to older rich dudes and make connections/business, e.g., I got some excellent recommendations for a builder to use for the house I was renovating... no way a young chad tallfag at a pub would've given me any useful advice. Often the strippers would come down for a chat and cigarette during their breaks, and sometimes they would play pool with us (which was a bit distracting as they still had their tits out). Few of my normie friends even got laid with these strippers (obvs not me, best I got was an odd hug or kiss on the cheek).

TLDR that strip club was 100x better than a pub and 1000x better than a nightclub. It got shutdown after the gang that operated it got busted for drug smuggling or some shit.
 
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Tldr; hard to get them due to how cucked my country is.
what country?

I can't think of any country where getting a prostitute poses an insurmountable problem. Not North Korea, not Iran, not Iraq, not Syria... maybe Saudi Arabia, don't know about prostitution situation there. but most islamic countries have so called one-hour marriages (= prostitution).
 
Dbdr has taught me that that's not a good idea
 

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