Serious Should I pick up a part time job as a lifeguard this summer

[Substitute Subhuman]

I can swim and have my first aid certification and was wondering about applying for a job as a lifeguard at the local beach. But I know I'll be mogged brutally by the fit, white Chads and Stacies while I'm short,bald, brown and ethnic. What do my fellowcels think?

 

[CroatianManlet]

If you are ugly Stacies will rather drown than be saved by you

 

[Incelius Savage]

Go for it

 

[Ika-Sama]

If you are ugly Stacies will rather drown than be saved by you

Lmao, I would be a lifeguard just to see Stacies drown.

 

[ilieknothing]

Mogs me, can’t swim

 

[Deleted member 42077]

Lmao, I would be a lifeguard just to see Stacies drown.

I'd like to stare them dead in the eyes while they look at me in pure horror as I do nothing.

 

[Truckzo]

you can mouth to mouth foids now

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

If you are ugly Stacies will rather drown than be saved by you

So Stacy would rather rope than have physical contact with me?

 

[epillepsy]

why do you want to save lives of chads and stacies?

 

[Ika-Sama]

So Stacy would rather rope than have physical contact with me?

They'd rather get touched by fido

 

[Ika-Sama]

why do you want to save lives of chads and stacies?

So I can get cucked

 

[racoon4]

Lmao, I would be a lifeguard just to see Stacies drown.

Exactly

 

[Claude]

suifuel job for an incel tbh
Why not warehousing or something

 

[Pandaemonium]

If you are ugly Stacies will rather drown than be saved by you

Why save them anyhow?

 

[Pandaemonium]

Lmao, I would be a lifeguard just to see Stacies drown.

 

[Deleted member 42309]

Yes and stare at stacy ass by wearing sunglasses

 

[Substitute Subhuman]

suifuel job for an incel tbh
Why not warehousing or something

I worked in a warehouse and was mogged by a 6'3 Chad hi-lo driver