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Should I escortmaxx?

Should I escortmaxx?


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_wifebeater_

_wifebeater_

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Can't decide. Post pro's and con's for escorts. (It's legal in my country)

21yrs KHHV.
 
It is betabuxxing for all intensive purposes.
 
Go for it mofo.

Copenhardon all the way :bluepill::feelshmm::feelsokman::feelzez::cool:;):fire:

Remember to tell Officer Krupke oops I meant Officer Simple Haggstrom that you're not paying for sex. You're paying for an artificial sex demonstration with a condom which is a live demonstration of what you learned in biology class in school between homosapiens reproduction. Just doing a practical research class now. 10 years later.

Also you're paying for a gamer girl to cum and play your game & work your joystick.

You're paying for a sexual therapist or "missile technician" to cum & inspect your manhood to see if your "Scud" with biological warhead is fully operational.

Also you're learning about the birds and the bees in real time.

So no such thing as escortmaxing or Escortcelling. Just Copenhardon.

:bluepill::feelshmm::feelsokman::feelzez::cool:;):fire:
 
i'd say, if it's legal, do it only when you feel you need it, and don't make it regular, cuz an addiction to something that expensive is out of most of our reach
 
If you wanna do it then sure
 
yeah the girl will be hot and it will be fairly cheap if its legal there
 
I would never do it because it would be embarrassing, but if you don´t feel that way, go for it, I mean try it once to know how it´s like
 
Pros: Get laids
Cons: Get aids
 
Just use a condom and all you'll have to lose is your dignity assuming you still have some left
 
I don't have any experience when it comes to the sex thing. However, I heard from friends and forums that SEAmaxxing is perfect for situations like this.

You are more low inhib when you make out with SEA whores because they are a) cheaper and b) you will never see them again. They also offer stuff like massage with happy end, so even if you are terribly at performing the nougthy thing you will get something (a really good massage and oxytocin) for your money.
 
If it will make you happy then why not.
 
I never go with an escort tbh
 
Better than trying to ascend since Ascension doesnt exist.
 

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