Should I do this tomorrow?

[MrRogers]

well considering that tomorrow is valentines day, i was wonder if I should buy flowers / chocolates for someone in my class. i’ve already bought the flowers, i just need to get chocolates now. also keep in mind this specific person has never shown interest in me or looked/talked to me. do you think this is a good idea ? i was also thinking maybe i could hug her or try and kiss her by surprise. what do you guys think? will she think i am creepy because im subhuman?

 

[rotting-alone]

LOL...if you're a subhuman incel kissing a woman by surprise is gonna get you ruined. But fucking do it, boyo. We all need a laugh.

 

[Woodvine Twiner]

Don't do it.

 

[Jockcel]

Don't do it.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I think you're setting yourself up for PTSD.

 

[Deleted member 2901]

well considering that tomorrow is valentines day, i was wonder if I should buy flowers / chocolates for someone in my class. i’ve already bought the flowers, i just need to get chocolates now. also keep in mind this specific person has never shown interest in me or looked/talked to me. do you think this is a good idea ? i was also thinking maybe i could hug her or try and kiss her by surprise. what do you guys think?

She will think you're creepy, turn you down and make jokes about it with her friends. Just forget it if you're not Chad, boyo.

 

[Popbob]

Bad idea, just approach her and ask for her number

 

[Cynistic]

well considering that tomorrow is valentines day, i was wonder if I should buy flowers / chocolates for someone in my class. i’ve already bought the flowers, i just need to get chocolates now. also keep in mind this specific person has never shown interest in me or looked/talked to me. do you think this is a good idea ? i was also thinking maybe i could hug her or try and kiss her by surprise. what do you guys think?

She will think you're creepy, turn you down and make jokes about it with her friends. Just forget it if you're not Chad, boyo.

This tbh, if you are not a Chad its creepy.

 

[Leaguecell]

oh yeah, this is a place to look for an advice.... good job!

Give her things, thats OK, she probably wont accept them. Dont touch her by surprise tho, that will get you in trouble unless you are Chad

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

It's a terrible idea.

But there is one altERnative solution

 

[MrRogers]

LOL...if you're a subhuman incel kissing a woman by surprise is gonna get you ruined. But fucking do it, boyo. We all need a laugh.

what if i just tried to hug her by surprise ? i think she might accept that because i will give her chocolates and flowers beforehand and plus i haven’t had physical contact with a female in years

 

[rotting-alone]

LOL...if you're a subhuman incel kissing a woman by surprise is gonna get you ruined. But fucking do it, boyo. We all need a laugh.

what if i just tried to hug her by surprise ? i think she might accept that because i will give her chocolates and flowers beforehand and plus i haven’t had physical contact with a female in years

Are you in high school or college?

In HS, an unwanted hug could get you a principal detention and something. Nothing too bad.

In college, they might call security on your ass and indict you for "sexual harassment" and other stuff.

If you're on this forum, I'm assuming you're too fucking ugly to be loved. So why the fuck are you even asking for girl advice? Just go home and eat your chocolates on your own. If you're really desperate for a woman's touch, pay an escort to cuddle with you.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

gl with that.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Oh. My. Gosh. Please please please please please please please do it and record it.

 

[Cynistic]

Oh. My. Gosh. Please please please please please please please do it and record it.

This tbh, so we can have some laughs.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

Oh. My. Gosh. Please please please please please please please do it and record it.

This tbh, so we can have some laughs.

Are we highschool bullies now?

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Is this supposed to be satire.

 

[MrRogers]

Are we highschool bullies now?

im in college btw

 

[FeminismsCancer]

It's a terrible idea.

But there is one altERnative solution

Lol I had a fleeting thought about doing the same yesterday then cbfb. I'm as bald as Dr Greene btw.

 

[Cynistic]

Oh. My. Gosh. Please please please please please please please do it and record it.

This tbh, so we can have some laughs.

Are we highschool bullies now?

Ppl who are in highschool are fakecels, you cant call yourself incel if you are younger than 20 imo.
Also if OP really is serious then he needs a mental checkup.
If you perform any act of interest towards a women as a non-Chad, its perceived as creepy,
He should know his place.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

It's a terrible idea.

But there is one altERnative solution

Do you have an ultERior motive?

 

[Captvic]

Keep your sanity and don't do it.

 

[QuantumDummy]

You're better off giving the chocolates to your mom and the flowers to your dad.

 

[OTaKu_WarrIOr_N]

Oh. My. Gosh. Please please please please please please please do it and record it.

This tbh, so we can have some laughs.

Are we highschool bullies now?

Ppl who are in highschool are fakecels, you cant call yourself incel if you are younger than 20 imo.
Also if OP really is serious then he needs a mental checkup.
If you perform any act of interest towards a women as a non-Chad, its perceived as creepy,
He should know his place.

Yes, but how could you laugh at a fellow male being rejected when you know that will happen to you?

 

[gamma]

I think you're setting yourself up for PTSD.

 

[Cynistic]

Oh. My. Gosh. Please please please please please please please do it and record it.

This tbh, so we can have some laughs.

Are we highschool bullies now?

Ppl who are in highschool are fakecels, you cant call yourself incel if you are younger than 20 imo.
Also if OP really is serious then he needs a mental checkup.
If you perform any act of interest towards a women as a non-Chad, its perceived as creepy,
He should know his place.

Yes, but how could you laugh at a fellow male being rejected when you know that will happen to you?

Im laughing at his idea to gift a women something for Valentines.
Also im imagining myself doing that and that made me KEK.
A truecel would never propose something like this./

 

[_incelinside]

Ignore the people telling you not to do it OP. You can't call yourself incel if you have never attempted to escape

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Unless this is a troll

 

[KV3]

Bad idea, just approach her and ask for her number

 

[_incelinside]

just read the part about surprise kissing. Nvm theres no hope for you OP

 

[A Good Friend]

Write her a song.

Cartoons taught me that this works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nMK0tR7oxc

 

[Deleted member 677]

Write her a song.

Cartoons taught me that this works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nMK0tR7oxc

I agree with A Good Friend. You should do all that and serenade her. PLEASE SERENADE HER AND RECORD IT.

 

[MrRogers]

just read the part about surprise kissing. Nvm theres no hope for you OP

what about just trying to hug her though or try to hold her hand? it’s just that at this point i am so desperate for any sort of physical contact with a female

 

[theultimate341]

Try it, what can go wrong