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Story Short Short Story: Meanwhile, at the Federal Bureau of Investigation

Iamnothere000

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Hey Chief, nice to have you back at the helm.

Sure thing Bob, you guys wouldn’t now how to wipe your ass without me.

Pretty much… so… how is your divorce going?

Well, she took the kids and tells them that I´m an absolute bastard while I have to pay her halve my income.

Happens to the best of us.

It does Bob. And your girl? She still cheating on you?

Yep.

With the guy who made your life living hell in high school?

Yep.

That’s suck man, but we have to remember that not all… what’s that?

Intel just send us a tip on a possible terror threat… one sec… it’s from Reddit.

Heh. Just put it to the others and…

This one looks serious Chief. The Suspect has posted a time and place of his intended target, as well as pictures of what looks like self-made explosives and a 3D printed gun… there is even a manifesto. Looks like he is a misogynists with a burning hate for women.

I see. Bob, get a ping on his location! I ’ma get authorization to pull a team and hopefully we can bust…

There is something else Chief.

What do you mean?

I don’t like this short white line at the bottom of his last post, gives me a weird feeling.

…yea me too… can you zoom in and enhance?

…Done. Its text!

….in…. minecraft….

What does that mean, Chief?

That bastard! It means our hands are tied Bob, there is nothing we can do!

But we must do something! This psycho will kill and maim who knows how many women!

Yep.

Yep.
 
Happens to the best of us.

It does Bob. And your girl? She still cheating on you?

Yep.

With the guy who made your life living hell in high school?

Yep.
Sad
 

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