JFL "Short men can't get laid? Well what about Danny Devito?"

[Incel_Because_Short]

What about him?

I have never seen a single movie casting him that had him play a serious, respectable role. In movies he is always the comedic relief, the punchline of the joke, the bad guy.

Here are some examples:

Twins (1988): Plays as a less attractive, more comical twin of Arnold Schwarznegger.

Batman Returns (1992): Plays as the Joker, literally the villain of the plot.

Mathilda (1996): Plays as Mathilda's abusive father, who works as a dishonest, used car salesman. Ends up getting arrested for fraud.

Jumanji (2019): Plays as a retired grandfather with a hip surgery. Has no understanding of technology.

This is the best example you've got? You're telling me that the best portrayal of a short man you know is a short man who is dishonest, an abusive father, a villain, a comedic relief and a clown?

I literally do not know a single movie in which Danny Devito plays a respectable role, and somehow I'm supposed to think that short guys suffer from no bias at all. Miss me with that bullshit.

Just a little mind experiment; Imagine Danny Devito being the actor for Captain America or Thor. If you cannot, then you'll understand why short guys don't do well with women.

 

[radishman]

The short guy examples are always top 1% of rich and fame. Not even close to the avg shortcel.

 

[Dformedcreature]

Moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed actor.
If he didn't have any of these things he would be an oldcel by now jfl

 

[TINMAN]

Just a little mind experiment; Imagine Danny Devito being the actor for Captain America or Thor. If you cannot, then you'll understand why short guys don't do well with women.

Tbh this is the best retort for whenever soys bring up Danny Devito.

 

[Hell]

How about Taxi which was the show that started his popularity:

Louie De Palma (Danny DeVito) – Louie is the main antagonist of the sitcom. The vain head dispatcher of the Sunshine Cab Company, Louie spends his time holding court inside the caged-in dispatch office at the garage, arguing with and bullying the drivers. He not only lacks morals, he is openly proud of his misdemeanors and outright crimes. Louie will do anything to benefit himself, from taking advantage of a drunken friend of his on, off girlfriend Zena Sherman (played by DeVito's real-life wife Rhea Perlman), to gambling with a young boy, to stealing from the company, to even spying on Elaine while she is changing (almost costing him his job). He lives with his mother (DeVito's real mother, Julia, in two episodes). On some occasions he helps his workers, as in the episode in which a cruel hairstylist (played by Ted Danson) gives Elaine a garish makeover just before a very important event, it is Louie who bolsters her confidence to confront him. In 1999, TV Guide ranked De Palma first on its list of the 50 greatest TV characters of all time.[2]

 

[CopingJim]

DannyDevito is just a peak jestermaxxer that noone should look up to. Zero self respect, he made himself a living joke to appease normies and get rich. Well he has money, but he has been nothing more than a pathetic midget that is there to entertain us with his subhumanity.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

The short guy examples are always top 1% of rich and fame. Not even close to the avg shortcel.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed actor.
If he didn't have any of these things he would be an oldcel by now jfl

The short guy examples are always top 1% of rich and fame. Not even close to the avg shortcel.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

The short guy examples are always top 1% of rich and fame. Not even close to the avg shortcel.

 

[Yerberito]

Beyond over for manletcels

 

[reallyunfuckable]

If looks dont matter then why didnt they cast brad pitt to play danny roles?

 

[Deleted member 10124]

If looks dont matter then why didnt they cast brad pitt to play danny roles?

Beyond over for manletcels

 

[FinnCel]

Just statusmaxx and millionairemaxx.
Everyone can do it easily

 

[Felatio]

Moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed actor.
If he didn't have any of these things he would be an oldcel by now jfl

 

[crestfallencel]

he married an ugly jew like 40 years ago

 

[Deleted member 24272]

I actually love Danny Devito but using him to dis-prove heighpill is just stupid.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Danny DeVito actually lived life of suffering and shame. Anyone who cannot comprehend how psychologically damaged he is because of his extreme manletism and facial goblinism is bacteria on the toilet set IQ. He married, he escortcel'd, you might even argue that his marriage was an escortceling purchase... He is sexually and reproductively a failure. His son is basically a turbo manlet incel. None of his offspring are even of average genetic quality. Not only did he suffer his entire life, he forced three human to be born into subhuman existence, all suffer to some extent, one of the three suffers severely. Danny DeVito has money, that's about it. Money he earned from being a genetic laughing stock I'm sure he spends a lot of that money on antidepressants and copes. He's not an example for us to follow like CuckTears says. The best thing he can do is buy a cryogenic freeze plan so he can be revived in the future with a new face and new body and try life again...

That what all of us should save up for after surgerymaxxing... cryogenic freezing... because even if we surgerymaxx to chads, we still deserve a whole new chance at life.

 

[AzTookTheBlackpill]

OP you forgot the classic
B-but Tom Cruise is 5'7 and he's a pussy slayer!!11

 

[cryptic__egg]

He's totally maxed out on status and money. Without those he'd be one of us.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

Just be famous and millionaire bro

 

[Deleted member 25274]

Moneymaxxed and statusmaxxed actor.
If he didn't have any of these things he would be an oldcel by now jfl

 

[Ignas]

OP you forgot the classic
B-but Tom Cruise is 5'7 and he's a pussy slayer!!11

They often forget even Tom cruise heightmogs me by full 4 inches. Let alone talking about the facemog

 

[Ignas]

Saying "what about Danny devito?" represents normies mentality to only see the top luck cases and outliers, not the realistic cases of what often happens 99% of the time

 

[Dregster]

What about him?

I have never seen a single movie casting him that had him play a serious, respectable role. In movies he is always the comedic relief, the punchline of the joke, the bad guy.

Here are some examples:

Twins (1988): Plays as a less attractive, more comical twin of Arnold Schwarznegger.

Batman Returns (1992): Plays as the Joker, literally the villain of the plot.

Mathilda (1996): Plays as Mathilda's abusive father, who works as a dishonest, used car salesman. Ends up getting arrested for fraud.

Jumanji (2019): Plays as a retired grandfather with a hip surgery. Has no understanding of technology.

This is the best example you've got? You're telling me that the best portrayal of a short man you know is a short man who is dishonest, an abusive father, a villain, a comedic relief and a clown?

I literally do not know a single movie in which Danny Devito plays a respectable role, and somehow I'm supposed to think that short guys suffer from no bias at all. Miss me with that bullshit.

Just a little mind experiment; Imagine Danny Devito being the actor for Captain America or Thor. If you cannot, then you'll understand why short guys don't do well with women.

"Danny Devito gets laid"

 

[Deleted member 18193]

The short guy examples are always top 1% of rich and fame. Not even close to the avg shortcel.

top 0.01%. (this is not an exxageration)