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Shoplifting (in Roblox) Guide

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So @aswellfella made a poll on shoplifting in Roblox. I told him I had experience in it, and thought of one day creating a guide. So here it is. I was going to make a long post mentioning my detailed exploits but it'll make the post long. Also this post is mainly for US Roblox shoplifters, but the info could still be applied to people in other countries.

Clearing up common misconceptions: So first off shoplifting (specifically petty shoplifting) from big chain is easy. Most chains have a no chase, no touch policy as that increases the chances of danger and lawsuits. Some of them will try to stop shoplifters but those that they go after will mainly be those who are trying to take a large amount, like a shopping cart full of merch. For instance, Target does go after shoplifters but they'll go for those that took more than $50. So if you take less than that they won't even confront you.

Another large misconception is thinking you'll beep as you walk out because of the bar code on your item. The bar codes have nothing to do with setting off the alarm towers, those are just used to pay. These are what sets off the alarm towers
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If your item has these strips on them then they will set off the alarm towers. So if you ever see these items on your product you can either cut through them (from what I heard never tried it) or wrap the product in a faraday fabric to stop the frequency from setting off the tower.
If your item doesn't have these tags or any other common EAS tags you can walk out with the item with no attention from the towers.

BUT BUT BUTBUT ITS A SERIOUS CRIME!!!! LAW ENFORCEMENT WILL MOST LIKELY NOT GET INVOLVED IF IT'S PETTY. If the employees catch you they'll ask for the items back and ban you. Unless you tried taking a very large amount.

My Experience:
Most of my trips were petty, like less than $50 petty, which means most stores won't be emboldened to attempt to stop me. And the items were usually compact so I just pocketed it. But sometimes my trips weren't very petty, I think the most I took from a store on one trip was $300+. And sometimes my items weren't compact, I took this item that was in a box I couldn't just put down my puffy coat, I put it in a faraday laptop bag and walked out holding the bag. I've even walked out with the product fully visible on my hands. I've even shoplifted with employees trying to scare me off with mean looks. I've even had loss prevention try to stop me, he yelled out "STOP!" and I ran out.

My Advice: Always go to big chain stores because they usually won't get violent with you. I worked for a local a grocery store and they would threaten shoplifters, one homeless guy got threatened with a stun gun. If you're going to shoplift keep it petty and make it fast. Petty so if you get caught they probably won't get law enforcement on you, and fast so employees can't try to stop you. Don't be someone who is in one store for 30 minutes, I think most of my trips didn't last 10 minutes. And don't be someone who pockets all these items and goes up just to buy gum to mask the fact that you're stealing, that gives employees more of a chance to confront you. My advice is once you pocket or bag your products walk out. If employees or loss prevention try confronting you as you walk out don't stop for them, walk or run out the lot.

Call to action: My fellow low-incomcels your time is now, take my advice. Go give it a first try, start with something small and petty (energy drink, chocolate) and you'll see how easy it is. Enjoy your shoplifting in Roblox.

If you want to ask questions feel free, if you want more details just ask.
 
R.I.P to the shoplifting subreddit.
 
Oh, and for my methods I mainly placed product in my pockets or inside my jacket. Other times I pulled out a bag and put the items there and walked out with the bag in my hands. Other times I took off my jacket and placed the item under my jacket and walked out holding my jacket with the item concealed under it
 
Such a fucking glow in the dark nigger... .
 
Such a fucking glow in the dark nigger... .
Fuck you, I never promote violence. Yeah, the CIA is trying to get incels to save money by participating in something that is hardly ever dealt with
 
I will never do anything illegal officer :feelsaww:
 
Fuck you, I never promote violence. Yeah, the CIA is trying to get incels to save money by participating in something that is hardly ever dealt with
Man, this nigger glows so brightly I can barely see.
 
thank god I'm not low income
 
Cool thread. However I feel like the risk is not worth the reward. A small amount of money saved.
 
Cool thread. However I feel like the risk is not worth the reward. A small amount of money saved.
Thanks

I think the opposite, most stores won't try to stop unless they're sure you're taking a lot. And if they do stop you they'll probably just get the items back and ban you from the store. If an item you need is $15, that's close to minimum wage, that item is pretty much an hour of your work. If one small item is taking an hour of your pay what's your quality of life going to be? Think about all the money you'll be saving. The reward is higher than the risk.
 
there was a time i went to pick up my shit from the lockers and when a store security(?) dude told me to drop and show my bag i was like dang i must look low inhib as fuck, good for me. dude was telling me how i looked extremely suspicious and all
 
there was a time i went to pick up my shit from the lockers and when a store security(?) dude told me to drop and show my bag i was like dang i must look low inhib as fuck, good for me. dude was telling me how i looked extremely suspicious and all
What about you do you think he found suspicious?
 
So @aswellfella made a poll on shoplifting in Roblox. I told him I had experience in it, and thought of one day creating a guide. So here it is. I was going to make a long post mentioning my detailed exploits but it'll make the post long. Also this post is mainly for US Roblox shoplifters, but the info could still be applied to people in other countries.

Clearing up common misconceptions: So first off shoplifting (specifically petty shoplifting) from big chain is easy. Most chains have a no chase, no touch policy as that increases the chances of danger and lawsuits. Some of them will try to stop shoplifters but those that they go after will mainly be those who are trying to take a large amount, like a shopping cart full of merch. For instance, Target does go after shoplifters but they'll go for those that took more than $50. So if you take less than that they won't even confront you.

Another large misconception is thinking you'll beep as you walk out because of the bar code on your item. The bar codes have nothing to do with setting off the alarm towers, those are just used to pay. These are what sets off the alarm towers View attachment 1374959View attachment 1374960
If your item has these strips on them then they will set off the alarm towers. So if you ever see these items on your product you can either cut through them (from what I heard never tried it) or wrap the product in a faraday fabric to stop the frequency from setting off the tower.
If your item doesn't have these tags or any other common EAS tags you can walk out with the item with no attention from the towers.

BUT BUT BUTBUT ITS A SERIOUS CRIME!!!! LAW ENFORCEMENT WILL MOST LIKELY NOT GET INVOLVED IF IT'S PETTY. If the employees catch you they'll ask for the items back and ban you. Unless you tried taking a very large amount.

My Experience:
Most of my trips were petty, like less than $50 petty, which means most stores won't be emboldened to attempt to stop me. And the items were usually compact so I just pocketed it. But sometimes my trips weren't very petty, I think the most I took from a store on one trip was $300+. And sometimes my items weren't compact, I took this item that was in a box I couldn't just put down my puffy coat, I put it in a faraday laptop bag and walked out holding the bag. I've even walked out with the product fully visible on my hands. I've even shoplifted with employees trying to scare me off with mean looks. I've even had loss prevention try to stop me, he yelled out "STOP!" and I ran out.

My Advice: Always go to big chain stores because they usually won't get violent with you. I worked for a local a grocery store and they would threaten shoplifters, one homeless guy got threatened with a stun gun. If you're going to shoplift keep it petty and make it fast. Petty so if you get caught they probably won't get law enforcement on you, and fast so employees can't try to stop you. Don't be someone who is in one store for 30 minutes, I think most of my trips didn't last 10 minutes. And don't be someone who pockets all these items and goes up just to buy gum to mask the fact that you're stealing, that gives employees more of a chance to confront you. My advice is once you pocket or bag your products walk out. If employees or loss prevention try confronting you as you walk out don't stop for them, walk or run out the lot.

Call to action: My fellow low-incomcels your time is now, take my advice. Go give it a first try, start with something small and petty (energy drink, chocolate) and you'll see how easy it is. Enjoy your shoplifting in Roblox.

If you want to ask questions feel free, if you want more details just ask.
thanks for the advice , only time i shoplifted was during covid i stole a 80 eur beard machine lol and never did it since i went to a big supermarket near my town.
 
thanks for the advice , only time i shoplifted was during covid i stole a 80 eur beard machine lol and never did it since i went to a big supermarket near my town.
I started around COVID too, great time since wearing masks was expected and people didn't want to touch others. Supermarkets are great, lots of items and aisles. I usually pocketed my items in a solo aisle walking towards the doors. I never liked the idea of going to a corner of the store and taking a long walk to the exit, gives loss prevention time to make a decision, if they were watching
 
What I used to do was at Walmart go through the shoe department because there is no cameras at all in that area and if it was small put in my pocket or if it was big the restrooms were right next to the shoe area so take it in to the bathroom and take it out of the package.
 
What I used to do was at Walmart go through the shoe department because there is no cameras at all in that area and if it was small put in my pocket or if it was big the restrooms were right next to the shoe area so take it in to the bathroom and take it out of the package.
Cool, I honestly never really cared about cameras because I left the store quick after concealing.
 

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