Story [Shitpost] I woke up in the middle of the night cuz i dreamt i got a gf

[FACEandLMS]

My dream woke me up about 4am.


I dreamt that i was interacting with some girl and we were flirting and it transpired that we ended up dating.

Not sure if related but later I was at some campsite/cabin in the woods (probably inspired by reading a r/trufemcels post about a femcel giving a chadlite a handjob. She maintains she is khv. Jfl). A cute girl jumped from somewhere up high with a kind of supersoaker toy-gun that fired plastic. She shot at me playfully. We liked each other.

Then later, randomly, Jeremy Meeks wanted to buy my house. He asked if it had a downstairs-gym.


So there you go, boyos. My brain has to conjure up unfeasible nonsense because even it is tired of how samey and shitty my life is. And now i am on the train back to wageslaving.


If only I showered more, then I could have been a rich husband.

 

[Ned Flanders]

i woke up in the middle of the night with a panic attack because i couldnt breathe from a blocked nose

 

[Deleted member 19756]

Shit sucks man. Better to travel to third world countries than go through this shit.

 

[FACEandLMS]

Love you FACE!

lol

Shit sucks man. Better to travel to third world countries than go through this shit.

I can't run JBW. I am not white.

i woke up in the middle of the night with a panic attack because i couldnt breathe from a blocked nose

Umm, ok. *gives you a cookie and pats you lovingly on the head*

 

[Deleted member 15737]

My dreams are all suicidefuel. I dream I’m rich and have a hot girlfriend. In reality I’m forever virgin, poor and my job is walking in circles and unclogging toilets.

Love you FACE!

 

[Hate_my_life]

Hey do you remember that you had me as one of your sticky guests in your lookslive stream?

Were you that guy that sperged out in the first minutes?

dreamt that i was interacting with some girl and we were.....dating.

If only I showered more, then I could have been a rich husband.

 

[horseshoe]

Having dreams in the past where I grew my hair back brought me much more joy than gf dreams tbh. I woke up with tears of joy

 

[Deleted member 21219]

My dream woke me up about 4am.


I dreamt that i was interacting with some girl and we were flirting and it transpired that we ended up dating.

Not sure if related but later I was at some campsite/cabin in the woods (probably inspired by reading a r/trufemcels post about a femcel giving a chadlite a handjob. She maintains she is khv. Jfl). A cute girl jumped from somewhere up high with a kind of supersoaker toy-gun that fired plastic. She shot at me playfully. We liked each other.

Then later, randomly, Jeremy Meeks wanted to buy my house. He asked if it had a downstairs-gym.


So there you go, boyos. My brain has to conjure up unfeasible nonsense because even it is tired of how samey and shitty my life is. And now i am on the train back to wageslaving.


If only I showered more, then I could have been a rich husband.

Face, maybe try not spending all your time making looksmaxxing videos and posting in incel forums? That should improve your personality you misogynist!

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Dream-mogs me.

 

[Deleted member 140]

Kek at Meeks attempting to dream cuck you

 

[TurboSubhumanCel]

The good news that this time it was not Sean O'Pry

 

[Deleted member 19236]

 

[Deleted member 8884]

And the meeks shall inherit your dreams

 

[Orkcel]

Kek at Meeks attempting to dream cuck you

Meeks is cruel enough to melt incel dreams. It's over.

 

[FACEandLMS]

Face, maybe try not spending all your time making looksmaxxing videos and posting in incel forums? That should improve your personality you misogynist!

BRB taking my 5th shower today so that my jawline can radiate a better personality.

Hey do you remember that you had me as one of your sticky guests in your lookslive stream?

What subjects did we talk about? What did your name begin with?

 

[myherotrash]

My dream woke me up about 4am.


I dreamt that i was interacting with some girl and we were flirting and it transpired that we ended up dating.

Not sure if related but later I was at some campsite/cabin in the woods (probably inspired by reading a r/trufemcels post about a femcel giving a chadlite a handjob. She maintains she is khv. Jfl). A cute girl jumped from somewhere up high with a kind of supersoaker toy-gun that fired plastic. She shot at me playfully. We liked each other.

Then later, randomly, Jeremy Meeks wanted to buy my house. He asked if it had a downstairs-gym.


So there you go, boyos. My brain has to conjure up unfeasible nonsense because even it is tired of how samey and shitty my life is. And now i am on the train back to wageslaving.


If only I showered more, then I could have been a rich husband.

Damn i had nearly the same dream. Woke up alone tho. Just lied there trying to remember it and go back in.

 

[FACEandLMS]

And the meeks shall inherit your dreams

Not even in my dreams can I rot in peace.

 

[inceldaygamer_]

Hormones can do strange things. I've had similiar dreams over the years, particularly in my early 20s.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Love you FACE!

 

[Ropemaxx]

Love you FACE!

Wtb more consistent content like podcasts and stuff

 

[Darth Incel]

Those kinds of dreams are great.

 

[FukFeminism]

Kek at Meeks attempting to dream cuck you

 

[Glokta]

I hate waking up. I have way more fun in the dreamlands than I do in real life. I hope one day someone will figure out how to make that dream machine from Inception.

 

[FlamingCel]

Kek at Meeks attempting to dream cuck you

 

[GiveMeRamus]

Most say your vids are suiFuel but i have to disagree. the most fun and comfort i had in like a year, was while discovering your channel and watching your videos. thank you soo much for the much needed LifeFuel. if i were a girl, i would definitley let you smash