[Shitpost] i made it to the outhouse just in time!

[Emba]

My guts were rumbling and stuff was moving in my belly!

I had to take a #2! My second of the day! It was rare to shit twice in a day!

But i had to!

So i ran - very carefully - to the outhouse. As i dropped trou, the farts began! Then as i sat down the stinky squirts violently expelled!

The off in the distance, a lonely dog howled! After that a cow bellowed like a donkey! Then it was quiet as the mosquitos bit my ass that wasn't covered by my shirt.

I lit a cigarette to avoid the smell of my shit.

Then i posted this post still sitting.

 

[needsolution]

keep posting bro

 

[TheSecondComing]

why no toilet

 

[needsolution]

keep posting bro

 

[Emba]

why no toilet

It IS a toilet! It's just outside. In a tiny little house.

My septic tank died many years ago and no one knows exactly where it is so it can be fixed! The pipes are all zig zag under the trailer and not even the people that put it in have a clue where the tank is.

So i use the outhouse.

I also have an emergency indooor shit bucket. Butt i hate playing with a stinky bag of shit so i avoid using it.
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Its super cheap rent so i endure it. It's better than i am used to. Witch is just shitting outside without a rain shelter.

 

[FinnCel]

Over for shitcels

 

[TheSecondComing]

Over for shitcels

friendly reminder not to go er

 

[Emba]

Over for shitcels

Not yet. Butt soom! I'm like inertia.

Damn! 40 minutes? Well. It is peaceful out here.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

I love toilets. Especially those squatting toilets. The most incel friendly environment. And yet it's artifical jfl.

This post was Good shit op. Bookmarked it.

 

[FinnCel]

go er

 

[Marquis de Sade]

An outhouse where do you live, in the 19th century? It's over for shitting in the pastcels.

 

[Emba]

I love toilets. Especially those squatting toilets. The most incel friendly environment. And yet it's artifical jfl.

This post was Good shit op. Bookmarked it.

I have a squatty bucket for my feet to go on. For the squat effect... Butt it's a hASSle to use. So i just sit like an American.

I'm in no hurry. It's not like street shitting where you have to dump and run.

An outhouse where do you live, in the 19th century? It's over for shitting in the pastcels.

I live in the country. The outhouse is made of roughcut oak slabs.

 

[Deleted member 18912]

Shitposts me.