Story Shit Stains While Asleep

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I shat myself while sleeping as a wet fart launched out of my bunghole while I was dreaming, when I woke up the first thought of mine was this is what it must be like aging and getting older. Really wished I didn't eat that canned tuna before falling asleep last night you guys.
 
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@Diocel can relate :feelshehe:
 
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Brutal shartpill
 
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That’s what you get for eating tuna. Absolutely disgusting shit
 
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That’s what you get for eating tuna. Absolutely disgusting shit
I was trying to save money yesterday, felt sick like a dog, probably got that irradiated Fukushima deep sea catch of tuna no doubt.

Going to go out and get me sub sandwiches today I think, my bunghole has been abused enough recently along with my underpants and jeans.
 
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XD
 
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:feelsseriously: Tuna's delicious, what're you on about?
It’s literally white diarrhea. No wonder @MarquisDeSade shit the bed. He was just crapping out exactly what he ate
 
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It’s literally white diarrhea. No wonder @MarquisDeSade shit the bed. He was just crapping out exactly what he ate
No, it's delicious meat, straight out of the sea. You don't know what you're on about.
 
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Already experienced this pain.
Its over even before
 
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