Sheeee-it - this is what I am so jealous of; rock-stars fucking endless jb on the road

[The End]

I was just cruising efukt.com, and found this little compilation of various bands bragging about the pussy they get on the road. They tell crazy stories, often about fucking underage girls, and sometimes have nude girls worshiping them during the interviews whilst acting like it's no big deal.

I'd love to have this lifestyle. I hate traveling, I have no particular interest in music, and the thought of being a performing monkey makes me feel queasy. But! The amount of easy access to new and high-quality pussy would make all the bull-shit but a trifle.

I have no interest in relationships. I just want a constant stream of beautiful girls begging for my cock. Only ultra-debauchery can bring me satisfaction from this sexual-torment I am cursed with.

 

[Insomniac]

This is what I thought learning how to play guitar would get me

Just play instruments br0

 

[Deleted member 15752]

They are all statusmxxed

 

[Deleted member 6470]

Jared Leto has a rock band.
Moms and daughters bragged about him and you bet he would fuck both without problem.
He would never have the Weinstein treatment because of his face.