Young Sharon has a giant heart
She wants to help people, do her part
She goes to college to be a nurse
But quickly falls to Chad's cock curse
In college Sharon always pass
That's cause Chad studies in her class
She won't turn up a minute late
Or god forbid, make Chad wait
It's time for celebreation, hey!
Young Sharon turns 20 today!
Her room is full with Chads from all the blocks
Ramming through the girl with their cocks
Young Sharon turned 24
At that time she was quite a little whore
It wasn't just the charming Chad
There was also Robert, Bob and Brad
Young Sharon turned 28
The college got her full of hate
Kill all men, they are bad
Neglected becomes the love from her dad
Sharon has graduated now
Already in her 30s, not sure how
Whenever sad, do "boss bitch" cluck
Can't help, but feel like corporate wagecuck
Sharon hit her 32
Running trains with no clue
Not a ounce of fear of wall
Distracted by the disco ball
Sharon at her 34
Partying, that's what life's for
Indepenedent woman with a torque
Insides drying up like cork
Sharon passed 36
Staring with evil eye to younger chicks
Slowly running out of time
But in her mind she's still in her prime
Sharon's nearing 38
Rushing to attract a mate
Not so happy, carefree and wild
Miserable, with no child
Few moments later there's the big fourty
Sharon raging flames and fury
Prince Charming's coming soon, but when?
Where have gone all the good men?
Not soon after 42
Sharon screams "Damn, You!"
No matter how much times she negs
Doctor still says "There's no eggs"
Eventually there's 44
What is there anymore to live for?
Sharon's cooking like a chef
Running bull goes cat litter ETF
Sharon's house looks somewhat thrifty
She's currently something over fifty
There's couple dozen smelly mats
On them sleeping lay hundred cats
She wants to help people, do her part
She goes to college to be a nurse
But quickly falls to Chad's cock curse
In college Sharon always pass
That's cause Chad studies in her class
She won't turn up a minute late
Or god forbid, make Chad wait
It's time for celebreation, hey!
Young Sharon turns 20 today!
Her room is full with Chads from all the blocks
Ramming through the girl with their cocks
Young Sharon turned 24
At that time she was quite a little whore
It wasn't just the charming Chad
There was also Robert, Bob and Brad
Young Sharon turned 28
The college got her full of hate
Kill all men, they are bad
Neglected becomes the love from her dad
Sharon has graduated now
Already in her 30s, not sure how
Whenever sad, do "boss bitch" cluck
Can't help, but feel like corporate wagecuck
Sharon hit her 32
Running trains with no clue
Not a ounce of fear of wall
Distracted by the disco ball
Sharon at her 34
Partying, that's what life's for
Indepenedent woman with a torque
Insides drying up like cork
Sharon passed 36
Staring with evil eye to younger chicks
Slowly running out of time
But in her mind she's still in her prime
Sharon's nearing 38
Rushing to attract a mate
Not so happy, carefree and wild
Miserable, with no child
Few moments later there's the big fourty
Sharon raging flames and fury
Prince Charming's coming soon, but when?
Where have gone all the good men?
Not soon after 42
Sharon screams "Damn, You!"
No matter how much times she negs
Doctor still says "There's no eggs"
Eventually there's 44
What is there anymore to live for?
Sharon's cooking like a chef
Running bull goes cat litter ETF
Sharon's house looks somewhat thrifty
She's currently something over fifty
There's couple dozen smelly mats
On them sleeping lay hundred cats
