Cope share some life advice that's retarded but you dont care.

[SlayerSlayer]

If they don't like you at your worst, THEN THEY DONT DESERVE YOU AT YOUR BEST.

Finding your own path is the most pointless endeavor possible especially if you were a born loser to begin with.

 

[Friezacel]

If they don't like you at your worst, THEN THEY DONT DESERVE YOU AT YOUR BEST.

One of the most narcissist and toxic statements that exists

 

[killchad]

Don't use soap as a lube while jacking off

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Nothing matters anyway, so you might as well do what you enjoy.

 

[GrandWizard_137]

Just be yourself!

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Don't use soap as a lube while jacking off

lube is expensive ngl

 

[killchad]

Nothing matters anyway, so you might as well do what you enjoy.

What if I enjoy crimes?

 

[justuseless]

Don't use soap as a lube while jacking off

I once made a hole in soap and fucked it

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

What if I enjoy crimes?

 

[killchad]

I once made a hole in soap and fucked it

Did anything happen? If not, you're lucky. My dick dried off and I thought it's going to fall off. Thankfully it shed its skin and things went back to normal.

 

[justuseless]

Did anything happen? If not, you're lucky. My dick dried off and I thought it's going to fall off. Thankfully it shed its skin and things went back to normal.

Some of it got into my urethra and it was painful iirc especially when i pissed afterwards. The piss struggled to come out.

 

[pizzamaxxer]

Do good so life can do good to you

 

[xyxx]

Don’t goon with your non dominant hand or else

 

[B33troot]

"Love yourself"

 

[Allah (Real)]

Just Be Yourself

Unironically good advice because your behavior doesn't change much

 

[SlayerSlayer]

"Love yourself"

HOW?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Just be yourself!

I have no personality whatsoever.

I just exist to observe passively like a statue in the corner and seethe quietly to myself. Although I have stuff to say here, I have absolutely nothing to say to anyone who isn't a a trucel.

 

[B33troot]

HOW?

You can't. If someone tells you to "love yourself" they're just politely telling you to "go fuck yourself".

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Do good so life can do good to you

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Don’t goon with your non dominant hand or else

why would someone goon with their dominant hand exclusively? its weird how men form masturbation habits. Because these habits are developed completely privately, in response to what you personally arouses you. I think masturbation habits must be the most pure and original thing innate in every man

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Buy a diesel truck so you can roll coal

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Don’t goon with your non dominant hand or else

Why

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

Don’t goon with your non dominant hand or else

I only goon with my non-dominant hand

it's my goon hand

 

[cripplecel]

eat burgers

 

[Janaki]

Play as much video games as possible

 

[xyxx]

why would someone goon with their dominant hand exclusively? its weird how men form masturbation habits. Because these habits are developed completely privately, in response to what you personally arouses you. I think masturbation habits must be the most pure and original thing innate in every man

True

 

[xyxx]

Why

Your dick will get bent from years of doing it with the other hand

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Your dick will get bent from years of doing it with the other hand

Other way around. If your dick is bent to the left you masturbate it with the left hand. Congenital dick curve exists

 

[Mecoja]

"Love yourself"

Good one, most pointless of all.

 

[Mecoja]

You dogded the bullet, this infuriates me. I prefer bad experience over no experience any time of the day.

 

[SwiftQuill]

Be selfish. When in doubt, always err on the side of excessive selfishness and narcissism, not on the side of people pleasing. Be selfish with your resources, time, energy, and thoughts. The more selfish you are, the better you feel. And learn not to give a fuck about what others think.

 

[Melanus]

Play as much video games as possible

what do u do when that becomes boring?

 

[Keulut]

Cars with a high bonnet are better to drive over people.