Shameful introduction

[QuestioningTheWill]

I have a problem with being a "newbie." I get massive anxiety from the thought of getting my first job at 25. Getting a driver's license at 25. Moving out of my parent's home at 25. First drink at 25. First smoke at 25. First party at 25. And last but not least, first date at 25. First time at 25. Keep in mind, none of these have happened yet. For starters, I'm probably one of the biggest losers to curse this site. And to top it all off, I am a first-time poster, which is yet another first for my pathetic self. I welcome myself to the blackpill if nobody else will due to my "fucking coronavirus graycel" status. I'm the ultimate loser. Convince me otherwise.

 

[Animecel2D]

A fellow 25cel. Welcome bro

 

[Deleted member 24125]

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[HappilySingle]

You're part of a great forum at least!

 

[QuestioningTheWill]

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Try neetmaxxing more, you may just achieve my level of pathetic.

 

[Operation Miranda]

Welcome brother

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Agreed. But hopefully you’ll feel comfy at home as a newbie at incels.co

Spoiler

GrAYcel

 

[Deleted member 24125]

Try neetmaxxing more, you may just achieve my level of pathetic.

i already am as pathetic as you plus im an alcoholic

 

[QuestioningTheWill]

You're part of a great forum at least!

I've been lurking like a faggot and a lot of incels ostracize losers within their own community. It never began for losers.

 

[City Incel]

I have a problem with being a "newbie." I get massive anxiety from the thought of getting my first job at 25. Getting a driver's license at 25. Moving out of my parent's home at 25. First drink at 25. First smoke at 25. First party at 25. And last but not least, first date at 25. First time at 25. Keep in mind, none of these have happened yet. For starters, I'm probably one of the biggest losers to curse this site. And to top it all off, I am a first-time poster, which is yet another first for my pathetic self. I welcome myself to the blackpill if nobody else will due to my "fucking coronavirus graycel" status. I'm the ultimate loser. Convince me otherwise.

Hi, welcome to the Inceldom

I have a problem with being a "newbie." I get massive anxiety from the thought of getting my first job at 25. Getting a driver's license at 25. Moving out of my parent's home at 25. First drink at 25. First smoke at 25. First party at 25. And last but not least, first date at 25. First time at 25. Keep in mind, none of these have happened yet. For starters, I'm probably one of the biggest losers to curse this site. And to top it all off, I am a first-time poster, which is yet another first for my pathetic self. I welcome myself to the blackpill if nobody else will due to my "fucking coronavirus graycel" status. I'm the ultimate loser. Convince me otherwise.

Go to groceries. Put some booze of choice in the cart. Pay, get home, get drunk.

That way you complete one of those items already today and gain momentum.

 

[QuestioningTheWill]

i already am as pathetic as you plus im an alcoholic

At least you have postmaxxing and alcoholmaxxing under control. I'm such a sheltered, lonely little bitch that I never had a sip of that party fuel. You're talking to a literal man child who drinks apple juice out of sippy cups.

Hi, welcome to the Inceldom

Go to groceries. Put some booze of choice in the cart. Pay, get home, get drunk.

That way you complete one of those items already today and gain momentum.

I'm quarantined, shops are limited for young adults, and my parents won't let me leave the house. Yes, I'm that kind of adult.
Ultimately, one of those things will be a lot harder to achieve. But all my other failures and inadequacies pile up and just make my life merciless. One inferiority after another. At least my vocabulary is halfway decent I suppose.

 

[Ellsworth]

Are you an ethnic or white

 

[Kurt Gödel]

You just finished college?

 

[0fflinemode]

welcome graycel.

 

[QuestioningTheWill]

Are you an ethnic or white

Subhumans don't fit into human categories. In all honesty my race was never exactly determined. I've been assumed to be Chinese, Indian, black, white, etc. The only race I don't get called is Polynesian because I'm skinny as fuck.

You just finished college?

I went to a community college at 18, dropped out at 20. Went back at 22 and literally just existed for 3 years not achieving anything. Various educational paths from Business to IT. All pretty entry level courses. This past year I've been going to class with 16-18 year olds, that's how entry level I am. I and people like me should be culled.

 

[MaxZM98]

mogs me

 

[StormWind]

Wow literally me 5 years from now, except I live on my own.
But no you're not the biggest by far, AFAIK. But welcome.

 

[trashcel420]

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[StormWind]

>as a graycel yourself

Also are we competing with each other in a sense?

 

[trashcel420]

>as a graycel yourself

Also are we competing with each other in a sense?

idk but your a graycel so idrc

 

[StormWind]

idk but your a graycel so idrc

Damn us graycels are getting hate from inside and out.

 

[QuestioningTheWill]

Damn us graycels are getting hate from inside and out.

To be fair, we have to earn R E S P E C T

Really
Exaggerated
Spam
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Eventually
Count
Though

Unironically, nice postmaxxing by the way. I'm gonna try to keep it up because I feel hopeless.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

"fucking coronavirus graycel" status.

havent heard that one before

 

[StormWind]

To be fair, we have to earn R E S P E C T

Really
Exaggerated
Spam
Posts
Eventually
Count
Though

Unironically, nice postmaxxing by the way. I'm gonna try to keep it up because I feel hopeless.

In dire times, shitpost like you mean it.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

At least you have postmaxxing and alcoholmaxxing under control. I'm such a sheltered, lonely little bitch that I never had a sip of that party fuel. You're talking to a literal man child who drinks apple juice out of sippy cups.


I'm quarantined, shops are limited for young adults, and my parents won't let me leave the house. Yes, I'm that kind of adult.
Ultimately, one of those things will be a lot harder to achieve. But all my other failures and inadequacies pile up and just make my life merciless. One inferiority after another. At least my vocabulary is halfway decent I suppose.

Wow. You’re definitely in the same shoes as me.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

driverlincensepill again

 

[Deleted member 25274]

Agreed. But hopefully you’ll feel comfy at home as a newbie at incels.co

Spoiler

GrAYcel

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Subhumans don't fit into human categories. In all honesty my race was never exactly determined. I've been assumed to be Chinese, Indian, black, white, etc. The only race I don't get called is Polynesian because I'm skinny as fuck.

Damn. So your mixed-raced and not part of a proper ethnic group. I feel you, brother.

I went to a community college at 18, dropped out at 20. Went back at 22 and literally just existed for 3 years not achieving anything. Various educational paths from Business to IT. All pretty entry level courses. This past year I've been going to class with 16-18 year olds, that's how entry level I am. I and people like me should be culled.

Yeah, I went to a 4-year city college for a semester, but my dad made me drop out because he believed I wasn’t fit for college.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

No one is going to convince you otherwise with an introduction like that:

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

i already am as pathetic as you plus im an alcoholic

Hi, welcome to the Inceldom

Go to groceries. Put some booze of choice in the cart. Pay, get home, get drunk.

That way you complete one of those items already today and gain momentum.

Well, I’d rather be a sobercel and not use drugs and alcohol, because 1) I’m broke and 2) I’m used to being sober and I never got drunk or high before.

Yes, there’s alcohol in the house because my grandmother has a cabinet there and I do drink sometimes, but I only drink rarely for the taste and not the buzz that it gives me. And I try not to go overboard because I don’t want my parents to see me intoxicated. And also, I don’t really get addicted to that stuff as much as other people do, so I can definitely live without it.

And I’m also afraid of what I’ll do if I’m drunk or high, ‘cuz I feel like I can’t really control my actions when I’m drunk.

And I’d rather not start an addiction that I can’t afford.

 

[modern_grendel]

A fellow 25cel. Welcome bro

 

[nihility]

A fellow 25cel. Welcome bro

Nigga you 25?I thought you were like 20-21 tbh ngl

 

[Koruga]

we're all losers in here, welcome brocel

No wonder I feel at home every time I open my account here.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

we're all losers in here, welcome brocel

No wonder I feel at home every time I open my account here.

Well, some of us are at least. Not everyone here is a NEET with nothing else to loose.

Many users here have jobs, a college education, and pretty much not being attractive to girls is their only major problem.

 

[Deleted member 21514]

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[InvisibleWizard]

You can get a job and a driver's licence fairly easily. You can drink, but WEED is so much better, I'm high every night ngl. First date and kiss is probably over. Since I'm gymmaxxed and money moneymaxxed (sort of) I'm going to try to fuck an SSBBW to try to get laid while in America, once I make enough money I'm going to retire in a poor third world country and use my money to attract young women.

 

[Koruga]

Many users here have jobs, a college education, and pretty much not being attractive to girls is their only major problem.

Oh I have that too. But it is that if you do not have a romantic partner or sexual success, everything else is superfluous compared to meeting your biological imperative.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Oh I have that too. But it is that if you do not have a romantic partner or sexual success, everything else is superfluous compared to meeting your biological imperative.

Maybe. But I try to focus my life less on sex and girls, and more on “copes” and doing other things to occupy my time and keep myself happy.

Besides, I’d rather have more of a life. It’s better to be a billionaire and remain a virgin, than be where I am at rn even if I could easily get pussy.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Welcome

 

[Koruga]

Maybe. But I try to focus my life less on sex and girls, and more on “copes” and doing other things to occupy my time and keep myself happy.

Besides, I’d rather have more of a life. It’s better to be a billionaire and remain a virgin, than be where I am at rn even if I could easily get pussy.

Completely respectable your way of seeing it, I also think more or less like this, but I will not deny that I have lost obtaining something essential.

 

[City Incel]

Well, I’d rather be a sobercel and not use drugs and alcohol, because 1) I’m broke and 2) I’m used to being sober and I never got drunk or high before.

Yes, there’s alcohol in the house because my grandmother has a cabinet there and I do drink sometimes, but I only drink rarely for the taste and not the buzz that it gives me. And I try not to go overboard because I don’t want my parents to see me intoxicated. And also, I don’t really get addicted to that stuff as much as other people do, so I can definitely live without it.

And I’m also afraid of what I’ll do if I’m drunk or high, ‘cuz I feel like I can’t really control my actions when I’m drunk.

And I’d rather not start an addiction that I can’t afford.

Sure. Don't get me wrong. I thought it's on his to-do-list so it's like a goal of sorts - then you try to checklist it