I know my Creole-pilled brocel @Qwertyuiop99 has made list-style posts like this before, but hopefully this won't be quite as extreme (Haiti has a way of breaking a man).
1. Once I was doing homework in a commons area of the departmental building, I got so damn horny I could not wait until the end of the day when I would go back to my room. Near where I was sitting were a couple single-occupancy bathrooms, but they were locked—they were locked very often, so I wasn't going to wait around. Instead, I walked all the way across the quadrangle to a library that I knew had other single-occupancy bathrooms, and was finally able to jerk off in peace inside one of them.
2. A similar incident, not long after the first: I was noticing this hot girl who was sitting in a chair in such a seductive way (image is still burned into my broken mind), with her ass sticking out and her back all curved, and again I went to a single-occupancy bathroom to masturbate (actually the ones in that same library again).
3. This one happened more recently than the others, and was a bit clever: I was walking between two classes one morning, and there were two girls walking ahead of me. One of them, who was Asian, had a really nice ass that was accentuated by tight black leggings. However, because I walk fast due to my crippling anxiety, I quickly passed them. But I realized that I wanted to see her nice ass for longer. So I enacted the following scheme: I slackened my pace, until they gradually caught up with me, and then I was walking behind them. Seeing the girl's asscheeks moving as she walked, in leggings no less, was one of the most gratifying experiences of my life. I was even getting a little hard as I was walking. Finally they turned the corner and I kept going straight, or maybe I passed them up again, I don't remember. Either way, that is going to be one the stories that I tell my incel son when he is going to college—wait I forgot, I can't breed
4. This next one happened longer ago, closer to the times of the first two. There's really not much to it: I was studying in my lonely dorm room one night, and I got so horny I cummed myself without hands. Absolutely insane.
Something similar happened tonight actually, after I saw some erotic photos from an instagram account that had been posted on this forum. I'm such a bad person. Or is it the girls who are so bad for putting themselves out like that on slutstagram? OR is it both? Probably—I don't think the blame can rest solely on one side.
5. This is actually the oldest of the list, and I am going to omit/change some details because it might be too specific. I'm not sure I should say it at all, but it fits the theme. Shortly before uni I went on a camping trip with new some students from my same school and also a few nearby schools. One night we were sleeping under the stars (a few had tents though), but I put my pallet and sleeping bag a little farther away for the others. And once everyone had laid down and stopped talking for a while, I primally pressed myself against the ground until I came. How's that for reconnecting with nature? Uni was over for me before it even began!!!
1. Once I was doing homework in a commons area of the departmental building, I got so damn horny I could not wait until the end of the day when I would go back to my room. Near where I was sitting were a couple single-occupancy bathrooms, but they were locked—they were locked very often, so I wasn't going to wait around. Instead, I walked all the way across the quadrangle to a library that I knew had other single-occupancy bathrooms, and was finally able to jerk off in peace inside one of them.
2. A similar incident, not long after the first: I was noticing this hot girl who was sitting in a chair in such a seductive way (image is still burned into my broken mind), with her ass sticking out and her back all curved, and again I went to a single-occupancy bathroom to masturbate (actually the ones in that same library again).
3. This one happened more recently than the others, and was a bit clever: I was walking between two classes one morning, and there were two girls walking ahead of me. One of them, who was Asian, had a really nice ass that was accentuated by tight black leggings. However, because I walk fast due to my crippling anxiety, I quickly passed them. But I realized that I wanted to see her nice ass for longer. So I enacted the following scheme: I slackened my pace, until they gradually caught up with me, and then I was walking behind them. Seeing the girl's asscheeks moving as she walked, in leggings no less, was one of the most gratifying experiences of my life. I was even getting a little hard as I was walking. Finally they turned the corner and I kept going straight, or maybe I passed them up again, I don't remember. Either way, that is going to be one the stories that I tell my incel son when he is going to college—wait I forgot, I can't breed
4. This next one happened longer ago, closer to the times of the first two. There's really not much to it: I was studying in my lonely dorm room one night, and I got so horny I cummed myself without hands. Absolutely insane.
Something similar happened tonight actually, after I saw some erotic photos from an instagram account that had been posted on this forum. I'm such a bad person. Or is it the girls who are so bad for putting themselves out like that on slutstagram? OR is it both? Probably—I don't think the blame can rest solely on one side.
5. This is actually the oldest of the list, and I am going to omit/change some details because it might be too specific. I'm not sure I should say it at all, but it fits the theme. Shortly before uni I went on a camping trip with new some students from my same school and also a few nearby schools. One night we were sleeping under the stars (a few had tents though), but I put my pallet and sleeping bag a little farther away for the others. And once everyone had laid down and stopped talking for a while, I primally pressed myself against the ground until I came. How's that for reconnecting with nature? Uni was over for me before it even began!!!
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