What are ways in which sex-havers oppress you?
1. Valentine's Day. Literally a holiday to celebrate sex-haver awareness. You had sex with someone you love. GOOD FOR YOU, here's some chocolates, flowers, and nookie. No valentines for VIRGINS.
2. Condoms. They buy condoms and put it in their wallet, to signal that they are so SEXUALLY ACTIVE, they could have SEX at any moment. You would think sex-havers are like Bruce Wayne keeping his batsuit around in a secret pocket, only we are dealing with Chads and a jimmy. Usually they pack magnums, to dick mog you on top of just virginity mogging you.
3. Public displays of affection. The heathens cannot contain their lust into a room. They have to exhibit it to the world. It's as though their message is: THIS IS SOMETHING FOR US, a temple, that WE have built, that only THE CHOSEN can enter with powerful nude bodies. Virgins can do nothing to tear down the all-powerful edifice that is SEX.
4. Romcoms, sitcoms, porn etc. AGAIN, constant imagery of SEX, further exacerbating that sinking hole in your heart-- that the default state should be one of constant sex and love with beautiful people, and that there's something genetically wrong with you.
5. Friendships. On top of having sex, sex-havers have friends, and are well-adjusted socially. They gatekeep their sex-having social circles TO THE EXCLUSION of virgins, further cementing the virgin with the status of being weird, creepy, socially/morally maladjusted, and socially undesirable.
6. Marriage. Let's just codify INTO LAW-- that we, as a couple have sex regularly. Let's get tax benefits, and free employer-provided healthcare too, just for being sex-havers.
7. HIV billboards. People (mainly fags and whores) have so much sex, the public needs to remind them that it may lead to spreading disease. They also have billboards to buckle your seatbelt or not drink/text and drive or not beat your wife. These are just habits a virgin does, because a virgin has nothing better to do than be safe. Meanwhile sex-havers are so risky and abundant they need to be constantly reminded of very "adult" 18+ things like children.
8. SAFE SEX. On top of fucking STD billboards, these sex-having assholes literally award themselves with a pat in the pack for simply putting a condom on.
"Oh you practice SAFE SEX, you get TESTED REGULARLY, that's so awesome!!!" *golf claps*
THE FUCK. The easiest thing in the world, and they still manage to come off as the morally superior ones.
9. SEXY CLOTHES. I don't need a STIFFY in public you goddamn whore, especially if you aren't gonna fuck ugly men like me, so do the large population of virgins a favor and put your boobs and ass away. Thank you.
10. FRATS. Frats only let in sex-having Chads that have partner counts in the 1000s. Thru their network of frats they can easily obtain jobs, especially law enforcement type jobs to oppress brown people, and just get away with crimes in general.
All virgins get to cope with is Jesus, who is obviously a false prophet, because who the fuck would take a virgin seriously? SEX-HAVERS write all the laws, have all the power, have all the SEX.
I don't even understand why we have lines. We might as well put sexual consent into a blockchain and give the promiscuous extra privileges like cutting in line, or not paying taxes, or having extra votes.
1. Valentine's Day. Literally a holiday to celebrate sex-haver awareness. You had sex with someone you love. GOOD FOR YOU, here's some chocolates, flowers, and nookie. No valentines for VIRGINS.
2. Condoms. They buy condoms and put it in their wallet, to signal that they are so SEXUALLY ACTIVE, they could have SEX at any moment. You would think sex-havers are like Bruce Wayne keeping his batsuit around in a secret pocket, only we are dealing with Chads and a jimmy. Usually they pack magnums, to dick mog you on top of just virginity mogging you.
3. Public displays of affection. The heathens cannot contain their lust into a room. They have to exhibit it to the world. It's as though their message is: THIS IS SOMETHING FOR US, a temple, that WE have built, that only THE CHOSEN can enter with powerful nude bodies. Virgins can do nothing to tear down the all-powerful edifice that is SEX.
4. Romcoms, sitcoms, porn etc. AGAIN, constant imagery of SEX, further exacerbating that sinking hole in your heart-- that the default state should be one of constant sex and love with beautiful people, and that there's something genetically wrong with you.
5. Friendships. On top of having sex, sex-havers have friends, and are well-adjusted socially. They gatekeep their sex-having social circles TO THE EXCLUSION of virgins, further cementing the virgin with the status of being weird, creepy, socially/morally maladjusted, and socially undesirable.
6. Marriage. Let's just codify INTO LAW-- that we, as a couple have sex regularly. Let's get tax benefits, and free employer-provided healthcare too, just for being sex-havers.
7. HIV billboards. People (mainly fags and whores) have so much sex, the public needs to remind them that it may lead to spreading disease. They also have billboards to buckle your seatbelt or not drink/text and drive or not beat your wife. These are just habits a virgin does, because a virgin has nothing better to do than be safe. Meanwhile sex-havers are so risky and abundant they need to be constantly reminded of very "adult" 18+ things like children.
8. SAFE SEX. On top of fucking STD billboards, these sex-having assholes literally award themselves with a pat in the pack for simply putting a condom on.
"Oh you practice SAFE SEX, you get TESTED REGULARLY, that's so awesome!!!" *golf claps*
THE FUCK. The easiest thing in the world, and they still manage to come off as the morally superior ones.
9. SEXY CLOTHES. I don't need a STIFFY in public you goddamn whore, especially if you aren't gonna fuck ugly men like me, so do the large population of virgins a favor and put your boobs and ass away. Thank you.
10. FRATS. Frats only let in sex-having Chads that have partner counts in the 1000s. Thru their network of frats they can easily obtain jobs, especially law enforcement type jobs to oppress brown people, and just get away with crimes in general.
All virgins get to cope with is Jesus, who is obviously a false prophet, because who the fuck would take a virgin seriously? SEX-HAVERS write all the laws, have all the power, have all the SEX.
I don't even understand why we have lines. We might as well put sexual consent into a blockchain and give the promiscuous extra privileges like cutting in line, or not paying taxes, or having extra votes.
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