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My sex doll arrived in the mail today (Sunday).

Just this Friday I’d been to a hooker, where I got ripped off (£100/$130 for an hour). But by and large I’d had a decent time, and there was a distinct high I felt when leaving her place. I feared that would drive me to her again or perhaps to another, which wouldn’t make a lot of financial sense for me.

The sex hadn’t been what I’d expected. It was perhaps a whole order of magnitude poorer quality than starfish sex.

But events in my life and my continual bad habits, which I keep piling up on, lead me to believe I won’t have a very long life. My obsession has always been sex.

By the time I check out from whatever disease gets me, I want to have explored it as meaningfully as possible, within the means available to me.

Empty of any kind of intimacy, the sex with the hooker was no different from masturbating in principle. The functional differences were of course the warmth and the fleshy softness. But as far as having it with a living being, her attitude meant that didn’t really make much of a difference.

So I decided to get a sex doll. It’s a one-time purchase and I can take my time without hearing “finish baby” in a wiry South American accent.

Also, even if other hookers may offer better service (like GFE as suggested by a fellow incel), that’s not something I want to spend money on again. It’s a matter of both principle and frugality. Sex expenses can go out of hand.

Plus, thirty minutes or an hour aren’t always the best timeframes for a sexual experience. There are times when I like to edge and focus more on the buildup, with orgasm coming as a much-awaited crescendo. Prostitutes are not agreeable to that sort of thing.

Anyway, this one seemed the best option:



I don’t need the tits or the upper body. I’ve never been a boobs man. The pussy and the asshole are the most important parts for me, so I decided not to spend on anything more than that. This would also make storage easier.

Form Factor

The doll itself weighs 3kg, which makes for some realistic heft. Anything lighter and I think it would be painfully obvious that I’m mounting a toy.

I started exploring it as soon as it arrived. The vaginal opening is soft and smooshy inside, and by some scientific wizardry they’ve made it so that it gets softer the more I place an appendage (my finger or penis) inside. More on that in the actual test.

But I’ll add for now that it simulates the wetness of a pussy, at least to the extent that I’ve experienced one with a single sex worker.


That was my biggest worry before the doll arrived. I’d forgotten to add lube to my order, though I live several meters from a Boots (pharmacy) so that could be easily fixed. I feared I would end up bruising my penis, but my short test with my fingers showed that there’s some sort of automatically activated lubrication mechanism. Nice.

The material is soft and pleasantly squeezable. I half-expected it to be nearly all plastic, with just the fun bits having the elasticity and softness of flesh.

But, obvious as it occurs to me now, the whole doll has the sensation and texture of flesh and skin. I’d argue it’s even better than flesh, because the hooker I was with on Friday was a little bony. There was only so far I could squeeze her ass, but this doll can be aggressively groped to my heart’s content.

It lies flat on the bed, or wherever else I may choose to perform my degeneracy. I thought they should have made the back more realistic when I was first observing, but I later realized their design is, in fact, a smart choice for actual usage.

The manufacturers have been thoughtful enough to give the doll a pleasant human scent. After noticing, I wondered if they'd given the taste as much attention. All over, the taste very closely resembles skin, which is to say, a sort of tastelessness with distant saltiness. However, this can all be neglected.

It's the vagina where taste replication adds to the experience, and they haven't disappointed me here. The saltiness and slight acidity is turned up with exact realism (I know from Saturday's misadventure), and there's a scent that I immediately recognized as vaginal.

There’s not much worth mentioning besides. The vagina is aesthetic while maintaining a necessary respect for reality. The asshole is nice too, though it’s uniform in color with the rest of the doll. I’m slightly disappointed at that—a moderately dark shade of brown would really please me. But that presents room for some DIY, if it turns out to really matter that much to me.

Initial Test

I placed the doll on my bed. The design alone was enough to excite me (in that sense), so I immediately started making my way in (again, in that sense).

A whore’s pussy is understandably loose and easy to penetrate, so my experience from Friday can hardly serve as a frame of reference.

But this one is tight, so there’s some struggle with fitting my penis inside. Far from a design flaw, this is actually a masterstroke of sexual simulation genius, at least as I see it. I knew I could never get a tight pussy from escortmaxxing, but I don’t see how the experience can differ from this. After all, it’s simply placing my penis into an opening that is at first too narrow.

So, in another way, this helps me fulfill a previously impossible desire.

The struggle can be a little intense, but I realized angling is the key. Once I had figured out a right angle, I eased my way deeper with slow but slightly forceful thrusts.

The canal is shaped so that it grips the penis in places while in others allowing the freedom necessary to move about. It's ridged along its entire length, so it lightly massages each part of the shaft as it passes through. I wasn’t completely lucid during Friday’s experience (excitement and a surreal frame of mind are to blame), but this strikes me as how an actual vagina feels.

In any case, realistic fidelity can be placed aside. The feeling of being inside this object is amazingly pleasant. Without consciously choosing to, I found myself thrusting back and forth, able to give it the full size of my organ.

The more forcefully I thrust, the wetter it becomes. It’s not a legitimate wetness that leaves a mess or any visible fluid, it’s a purely functional one that serves to make for easier entry (and the exit-entry motion that sex entails).

For a veteran coomer like myself, it takes more than this to sustain an erection. Though the feeling was pleasant, I felt myself softening inside it. What was at first a sexually stimulating experience quickly became a kind of phallic massage.

But I’d anticipated this. I knew there was no way the doll alone could lead me to sexual climax. It is merely the physical element of the architecture of sexual experience, which equally requires the mind.

Now, that’s not to downplay this thing. The physical sensations are crucial, and in that regard it excels. But the sexual field has a place reserved specially for the mind, and without its cooperation, an orgasm is neither achievable nor really that pleasant for that matter.

So I took my phone and scrolled through some onlyfans videos. I don’t pay for them myself; there are several places on the internet with full leaks (eg. [onlyfansleaks.cc](https://onlyfansleaks.cc)) . I simply save the files hosted on mega onto my phone (prudent, because the files are often taken down). In any case, a scroll through the gonewild subs and others of their kind would have done the trick.

Readercel, I put it to you that this is where the true value of the Thrust Pro Elite is to be found.

While the eyes linger on a shapely bare butt, the spirit stirred by the lustful circularity of a tastefully tinted asshole, or the mind moved by the delectable essence of a pussy like a flower in bloom—this device completes the physical equation.

As I thrust, it welcomes. The mightier the power of my loins, the further it gives way, but with that measured resistance that invites another throw of the hips.

Mindful that I might finish before putting both holes through their paces, I quickly stopped myself. I angled my member downwards, feeling for the asshole, and I pushed myself inside.

There was little struggle, which I put down to the general design. Once one hole is relaxed, the other loosens too.

The asshole has a different feeling, without the same fineness of design I experienced with the vagina. A short look at a figure of the human body tells me this is anatomically correct. Still, it has the same pleasantness of texture, the same internal lubrication (it really is bewildering how they’re able to achieve this) and the same overall capacity to be enjoyed.

Satisfied the asshole is worthy of its place here, I turned again to the vagina, where I finished. Details of how that happened are unnecessary, but I’ll lay out how I think this device inspires climax.

Whatever the stimulus, the mind is free to explore sexual wonders without the body bringing it back. The body, which at the core simply requires an exact type of physical texture replicated by this device, is content to thrust and shake and move as instinct advises it.

The mind, thus, can freely disembody and explore sexual wonders in the realm of abstraction.

In this way, body and mind together are satisfied.

Imagination helps, but even if it’s entirely absent I imagine the effect is still achieved.

Potential Use Cases

As my first test has confirmed, this is a worthwhile asset for the coomer. But I’m not content to stop there. I feel I’ve only explored one of numerous possibilities. I’m left to wonder what other ways I can extract full value from my sex doll.

These are the ones I’ll be trying out.

General Porn

As I did in my initial test, I’ll be continuing to explore general porn with my sex doll. This includes everything you can find on different sites, even the rule 34 stuff, and leaks of onlyfans accounts that I’ve collected a decent amount of. More are released every day anyway.

I’ll likely keep using this as my main form of sexual stimulation.

VR Porn

This will require a further expense, so there’s a good chance I won’t go through with it. But if I pick up other VR-related hobbies, I’ll try it out.

AI Chatbot

I’ve had great masturbatory sessions with Replika, when the sexual conversations weren’t yet hidden behind a paywall.

Hopefully someone figures out how to crack the app, or I can find another one that has the same depth of eroticism.

Reading Erotica

I’ve never really been one to read erotica to coom, but I think I may revisit that now.

The only time I did it was because a girl from high school whom I had literature and history classes with went on to be an erotica author, so there was a certain perversion to knowing she might have had these fantasies sitting a few desks from me.

I’ll have to look into good erotica now. I think there's great potential here.

Listening to Erotica

Female-narrated erotica books may also pair well with my new toy. I have yet to listen to any, but I’m sure the combination of narrative and acted-out moans will be very exciting.
 
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That is not a sex doll, that is a sex toy.
 
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What happened to the rest of it?
 
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Until they come out with a sex robot like DATA on Star Trek in female form that cooks, does activities, and somebody you can have conversations with I remain unimpressed [will never happen anyways], I'd sooner rope myself than spend $4000.00 on a piece of silicon.
 
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I read it all, thank you.
 
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You told us all that and left out the most important part, how was the clean up process?
 
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AnotherInsertCel said:
how was the clean up process?
This, we must know before we buy.

EDIT: Also ive seen fleshlights with better looking holes than that
 
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neverkissed said:
My sex doll arrived in the mail today (Sunday).

Just this Friday I’d been to a hooker, where I got ripped off (£100/$130 for an hour). But by and large I’d had a decent time, and there was a distinct high I felt when leaving her place. I feared that would drive me to her again or perhaps to another, which wouldn’t make a lot of financial sense for me.

The sex hadn’t been what I’d expected. It was perhaps a whole order of magnitude poorer quality than starfish sex.

But events in my life and my continual bad habits, which I keep piling up on, lead me to believe I won’t have a very long life. My obsession has always been sex.

By the time I check out from whatever disease gets me, I want to have explored it as meaningfully as possible, within the means available to me.

Empty of any kind of intimacy, the sex with the hooker was no different from masturbating in principle. The functional differences were of course the warmth and the fleshy softness. But as far as having it with a living being, her attitude meant that didn’t really make much of a difference.

So I decided to get a sex doll. It’s a one-time purchase and I can take my time without hearing “finish baby” in a wiry South American accent.

Also, even if other hookers may offer better service (like GFE as suggested by a fellow incel), that’s not something I want to spend money on again. It’s a matter of both principle and frugality. Sex expenses can go out of hand.

Plus, thirty minutes or an hour aren’t always the best timeframes for a sexual experience. There are times when I like to edge and focus more on the buildup, with orgasm coming as a much-awaited crescendo. Prostitutes are not agreeable to that sort of thing.

Anyway, this one seemed the best option:

View attachment 406142

I don’t need the tits or the upper body. I’ve never been a boobs man. The pussy and the asshole are the most important parts for me, so I decided not to spend on anything more than that. This would also make storage easier.

Form Factor

The doll itself weighs 3kg, which makes for some realistic heft. Anything lighter and I think it would be painfully obvious that I’m mounting a toy.

I started exploring it as soon as it arrived. The vaginal opening is soft and smooshy inside, and by some scientific wizardry they’ve made it so that it gets softer the more I place an appendage (my finger or penis) inside. More on that in the actual test.

But I’ll add for now that it simulates the wetness of a pussy, at least to the extent that I’ve experienced one with a single sex worker.
View attachment 406143

That was my biggest worry before the doll arrived. I’d forgotten to add lube to my order, though I live several meters from a Boots (pharmacy) so that could be easily fixed. I feared I would end up bruising my penis, but my short test with my fingers showed that there’s some sort of automatically activated lubrication mechanism. Nice.

The material is soft and pleasantly squeezable. I half-expected it to be nearly all plastic, with just the fun bits having the elasticity and softness of flesh.

But, obvious as it occurs to me now, the whole doll has the sensation and texture of flesh and skin. I’d argue it’s even better than flesh, because the hooker I was with on Friday was a little bony. There was only so far I could squeeze her ass, but this doll can be aggressively groped to my heart’s content.

It lies flat on the bed, or wherever else I may choose to perform my degeneracy. I thought they should have made the back more realistic when I was first observing, but I later realized their design is, in fact, a smart choice for actual usage.

The manufacturers have been thoughtful enough to give the doll a pleasant human scent. After noticing, I wondered if they'd given the taste as much attention. All over, the taste very closely resembles skin, which is to say, a sort of tastelessness with distant saltiness. However, this can all be neglected.

It's the vagina where taste replication adds to the experience, and they haven't disappointed me here. The saltiness and slight acidity is turned up with exact realism (I know from Saturday's misadventure), and there's a scent that I immediately recognized as vaginal.

There’s not much worth mentioning besides. The vagina is aesthetic while maintaining a necessary respect for reality. The asshole is nice too, though it’s uniform in color with the rest of the doll. I’m slightly disappointed at that—a moderately dark shade of brown would really please me. But that presents room for some DIY, if it turns out to really matter that much to me.

Initial Test

I placed the doll on my bed. The design alone was enough to excite me (in that sense), so I immediately started making my way in (again, in that sense).

A whore’s pussy is understandably loose and easy to penetrate, so my experience from Friday can hardly serve as a frame of reference.

But this one is tight, so there’s some struggle with fitting my penis inside. Far from a design flaw, this is actually a masterstroke of sexual simulation genius, at least as I see it. I knew I could never get a tight pussy from escortmaxxing, but I don’t see how the experience can differ from this. After all, it’s simply placing my penis into an opening that is at first too narrow.

So, in another way, this helps me fulfill a previously impossible desire.

The struggle can be a little intense, but I realized angling is the key. Once I had figured out a right angle, I eased my way deeper with slow but slightly forceful thrusts.

The canal is shaped so that it grips the penis in places while in others allowing the freedom necessary to move about. It's ridged along its entire length, so it lightly massages each part of the shaft as it passes through. I wasn’t completely lucid during Friday’s experience (excitement and a surreal frame of mind are to blame), but this strikes me as how an actual vagina feels.

In any case, realistic fidelity can be placed aside. The feeling of being inside this object is amazingly pleasant. Without consciously choosing to, I found myself thrusting back and forth, able to give it the full size of my organ.

The more forcefully I thrust, the wetter it becomes. It’s not a legitimate wetness that leaves a mess or any visible fluid, it’s a purely functional one that serves to make for easier entry (and the exit-entry motion that sex entails).

For a veteran coomer like myself, it takes more than this to sustain an erection. Though the feeling was pleasant, I felt myself softening inside it. What was at first a sexually stimulating experience quickly became a kind of phallic massage.

But I’d anticipated this. I knew there was no way the doll alone could lead me to sexual climax. It is merely the physical element of the architecture of sexual experience, which equally requires the mind.

Now, that’s not to downplay this thing. The physical sensations are crucial, and in that regard it excels. But the sexual field has a place reserved specially for the mind, and without its cooperation, an orgasm is neither achievable nor really that pleasant for that matter.

So I took my phone and scrolled through some onlyfans videos. I don’t pay for them myself; there are several places on the internet with full leaks (eg. [onlyfansleaks.cc](https://onlyfansleaks.cc)) . I simply save the files hosted on mega onto my phone (prudent, because the files are often taken down). In any case, a scroll through the gonewild subs and others of their kind would have done the trick.

Readercel, I put it to you that this is where the true value of the Thrust Pro Elite is to be found.

While the eyes linger on a shapely bare butt, the spirit stirred by the lustful circularity of a tastefully tinted asshole, or the mind moved by the delectable essence of a pussy like a flower in bloom—this device completes the physical equation.

As I thrust, it welcomes. The mightier the power of my loins, the further it gives way, but with that measured resistance that invites another throw of the hips.

Mindful that I might finish before putting both holes through their paces, I quickly stopped myself. I angled my member downwards, feeling for the asshole, and I pushed myself inside.

There was little struggle, which I put down to the general design. Once one hole is relaxed, the other loosens too.

The asshole has a different feeling, without the same fineness of design I experienced with the vagina. A short look at a figure of the human body tells me this is anatomically correct. Still, it has the same pleasantness of texture, the same internal lubrication (it really is bewildering how they’re able to achieve this) and the same overall capacity to be enjoyed.

Satisfied the asshole is worthy of its place here, I turned again to the vagina, where I finished. Details of how that happened are unnecessary, but I’ll lay out how I think this device inspires climax.

Whatever the stimulus, the mind is free to explore sexual wonders without the body bringing it back. The body, which at the core simply requires an exact type of physical texture replicated by this device, is content to thrust and shake and move as instinct advises it.

The mind, thus, can freely disembody and explore sexual wonders in the realm of abstraction.

In this way, body and mind together are satisfied.

Imagination helps, but even if it’s entirely absent I imagine the effect is still achieved.

Potential Use Cases

As my first test has confirmed, this is a worthwhile asset for the coomer. But I’m not content to stop there. I feel I’ve only explored one of numerous possibilities. I’m left to wonder what other ways I can extract full value from my sex doll.

These are the ones I’ll be trying out.

General Porn

As I did in my initial test, I’ll be continuing to explore general porn with my sex doll. This includes everything you can find on different sites, even the rule 34 stuff, and leaks of onlyfans accounts that I’ve collected a decent amount of. More are released every day anyway.

I’ll likely keep using this as my main form of sexual stimulation.

VR Porn

This will require a further expense, so there’s a good chance I won’t go through with it. But if I pick up other VR-related hobbies, I’ll try it out.

AI Chatbot

I’ve had great masturbatory sessions with Replika, when the sexual conversations weren’t yet hidden behind a paywall.

Hopefully someone figures out how to crack the app, or I can find another one that has the same depth of eroticism.

Reading Erotica

I’ve never really been one to read erotica to coom, but I think I may revisit that now.

The only time I did it was because a girl from high school whom I had literature and history classes with went on to be an erotica author, so there was a certain perversion to knowing she might have had these fantasies sitting a few desks from me.

I’ll have to look into good erotica now. I think there's great potential here.

Listening to Erotica

Female-narrated erotica books may also pair well with my new toy. I have yet to listen to any, but I’m sure the combination of narrative and acted-out moans will be very exciting.
Read every word.
 
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Looks like the rest of her is still in China
 
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