Experiment Select 2 of 4: Which 2 enhancement options would you choose?

[micropenis29]

And why?

I chose height and penis length despite being a mentalcel & framecel since I'm still athletic and have above-average IQ. But it's not an easy decision for me. This would make me 6 ft. 3 with an 8.5 inch penis which would give me [false] hope to attract a landwhale someday.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Additional height and muscle. Not even close for me, those are far and ahead the best choices.

 

[Spite]

height ofc

 

[micropenis29]

Additional height and muscle. Not even close for me, those are far and ahead the best choices.

What's your dick size?

 

[Deleted member 14490]

What's your dick size?

Don't know. Probably average.

 

[Zesto]

All 3 would ruin my BoyMaxxing.

So none.

 

[Rurik]

maybe there should be an option for IQ? i would want it anyway

 

[Hunter]

easily 1 and 3. gimme 6ft plus being naturally jacked and ill be ascending in no time

 

[WillyBlogAndFriends]

let's be honest here, more men want a bigger dick than height because height isnt a major issue for men unless ur 3 standard deviations away from average

big dick = pornstarmaxx

 

[micropenis29]

maybe there should be an option for IQ? i would want it anyway

Good idea. Added.

 

[Rice Cel]

Height and IQ points. Face and muscles I can get w surgery and roids if need be

 

[Deleted member 677]

Additional height and dick size.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Still sticking with muscle and height. IQ is mostly meaningless.

 

[Clock Tower]

Height and dick size
5'7" height
5 inch dick
If I was 5'10'' with an 8 inch dick I wouldn't be here no matter how ugly I was

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Height and dick size
5'7" height
5 inch dick
If I was 5'10'' with an 8 inch dick I wouldn't be here no matter how ugly I was

Dick size is cope. She won't even know until are you are essentially guaranteed to ascend regardless.

 

[Rurik]

Good idea. Added.

thank you, changed my vote

 

[micropenis29]

Dick size is cope. She won't even know until are you are essentially guaranteed to ascend regardless.

Good point. For some reason though I just like the idea of being capable of whipping out my cock at a moment's notice and knowing that it will mog most of the cocks she's seen.

It's like an ace up one's sleeve, but it also works as an insurance plan in case she is about to change her mind after kissing/foreplay. Once she sees my 8-inch hidden weapon, there's no turning back.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

1 and 3. I'd be Chad, tiny dick or not. Chad can't be a rapist even if he rapes. my dick is ok, could be better.

also

>tfw "not having autism" is not a choice.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Good point. For some reason though I just like the idea of being capable of whipping out my cock at a moment's notice and knowing that it will mog most of the cocks she's seen.

It's like an ace up one's sleeve.

Yeah, but you already have to have a girl interested in you. I get it though.

 

[Clock Tower]

Dick size is cope. She won't even know until are you are essentially guaranteed to ascend regardless.

It would just make me feel better about myself. Knowing you're above average in any aspect makes you feel good. I agree with you thougj.

 

[StaroRavager]

I'm already fairly tall and my penis size is larger than the average by an inch and a half. Due to my height, my weight of 170 lbs makes me look like a lanklet so 30 extra pounds of muscle will do me some good by acting as a deterrent for people who would think of messing with me. While my IQ is also above average, 30 extra points would be more useful than extra height and penis size since I have those bases covered

Inb4 30% warning for bragging

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Height and dick. Easily.

 

[ShadowMonk]

30 additional lbs. of muscle on your frame that requires absolutely zero maintenance/training

You can buy this. It is called human growth hormone.

 

[Hunter]

If I was 5'10'' with an 8 inch dick I wouldn't be here no matter how ugly I was

gigacope

 

[Clock Tower]

gigacope

Shut the fuck up

 

[Hunter]

Shut the fuck up

Up the shut fuck

 

[averageblokecel]

If I was almost 6'3", with a 9.5" penis, literally no woman would ever want to leave me

 

[micropenis29]

If I was almost 6'3", with a 9.5" penis, literally no woman would ever want to leave me

You couldn't be more wrong.

All women would still want to leave you for literally any Chad on Tinder the very first chance they get.

 

[Insomniac]

Penis length and muscle.

 

[Unzöl]

Penis length and muscle

My height is OK. IQ wouldn't get me any further as you gotta be extremely high IQ to be able to ignore wymyn / being incel, and that's way beyond my league even with 30 additional points.

 

[averageblokecel]

You couldn't be more wrong.

All women would still want to leave you for literally any Chad on Tinder the very first chance they get.

but you know how'd it feel to dickmog and heightmog 97.32% of guys I encounter? It be probably the biggest dong they have ever seen

 

[micropenis29]

but you know how'd it feel to dickmog and heightmog 97.32% of guys I encounter? It be probably the biggest dong they have ever seen

That was my reasoning as well (even though I wouldn't dickmog as many as you). It'd be an incredible feeling.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Height and dick would make me an unstoppable slayer.. 6 feet with 11” dick (or 10x7.5 if I put one of those inches towards girth).. I’d be too busy making porn to even know this site exists

but you know how'd it feel to dickmog and heightmog 97.32% of guys I encounter? It be probably the biggest dong they have ever seen

9.5” dick is wayyyy rarer than 97.32%.. it’s more like something on the order of 99.99999%.. it’s like 5 standard deviations above average

 

[micropenis29]

Height and dick would make me an unstoppable slayer.. 6 feet with 11” dick (or 10x7.5 if I put one of those inches towards girth).. I’d be too busy making porn to even know this site exists

You should already be making porn...

 

[averageblokecel]

9.5” dick is wayyyy rarer than 97.32%.. it’s more like something on the order of 99.99999%.. it’s like 5 standard deviations above average

9,5" is fucking ridiculous

 

[Betagayface]

height

 

[Curious0]

I'd be able to mog hard at 6'3 and 9'' dick. This just shows that something ridiculous such as 3 inches can change life completely.

 

[The End]

IQ points were very tempting, as I'm always lamenting my stupidity. But I ultimately chose dick extension; my plan would be to go into porn.

If I get two enhancements it'd be weenie size and IQ points.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Height and dick because I wouldn't consider myself a skinny/ framecel per se and not trying to sound edgy but IQ is kind of a joke.

 

[micropenis29]

Height and dick because I wouldn't consider myself a skinny/ framecel per se and not trying to sound edgy but IQ is kind of a joke.

It's easy to call it "a joke" when you feel like you've already got enough of it. That goes for any of these attributes of course.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

It's easy to call it "a joke" when you feel like you've already got enough of it.

Fair enough. I'm not closed minded about it, I'm aware I'm likely in a decent range on the scale or whatever it's called, just been watching a lot of Youtube videos that have influenced me in the way of you know, not taking it seriously.
edit: If it's against the rules to humblebrag about your IQ I'm sorry.

 

[San Salvador]

Why is there no option to enhance your face, @micropenis29 ?

 

[micropenis29]

Why is there no option to enhance your face, @micropenis29 ?

I wanted to make it a difficult decision. I figured if I added options to enhance the face, everyone would only pick those since it's widely believed among incels that face matters more than anything else. Maybe not though (I certainly wouldn't, and my face is below average).

 

[San Salvador]

I wanted to make it a difficult decision. I figured if I added options to enhance the face, everyone would only pick those since it's widely believed among incels that face matters more than anything else. Maybe not though.

I chose dick and IQ to get rich easier and to lower my inhibition.

 

[NormieKiller]

Hey OP, do you really have an MP ?

 

[micropenis29]

Hey OP, do you really have an MP ?

I'm 5.5 inches, so if you trust the official statistics that the jews have manufactured then I'm "average." Of course we know that average is likely 7 inches or more though. So I consider myself to have a MP.

 

[NormieKiller]

I'm 5.5 inches, so if you trust the official statistics that the jews have manufactured then I'm "average." Of course we know that average is likely 7 inches or more though. So I consider myself to have a MP.

5.5 erected or flaccid ?

 

[micropenis29]

5.5 erected or flaccid ?

Erect. Flaccid it's like 2 inches

 

[IronMike]

height and IQ, fuck the rest

 

[FaceandHFD]

3 inches of height is pure cope.

Better dick or IQ tbh