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JFL "Scottish Government Introduces Plans To Ban Cats"

what did those cute kitties ever do?
 
I didn't believe this at first but after I saw it was from The Sun
 
What's wrong with Europe?
 
Based since cats are an invasive species who kill birds, insects, mammals, reptiles & fish. Rare SNP W.
 
Based since cats are an invasive species who kill birds, insects, mammals, reptiles & fish. Rare SNP W.

Apparently though without them you tend to get disease and also issues with your food supply because it gets infested with vermin.
 
Rat hand rubbing intensifies,

Yah exactly lol

I don't own a cat so meh not my problem.

It may end up making food more expensive or increasing the prevalence of disease though.

However I guess it will also make cat ladies more likely to vote right-wing, so that's something!
 
The UK has whole host of shitty law proposals, some already gone into effect. Kinda goes to show the folks in government don't really care about us do they? Only serve their own interests on what they think is good for us.
 
It is said that the bubonic plague happened after the Catholics claimed "cats were evil Satanic animals" and had them all killed.

Even today some religioustards think cats, "steal souls!"
 
It is said that the bubonic plague happened after the Catholics claimed "cats were evil Satanic animals" and had them all killed.

Huh. Yeah if they'd just had more cats back then maybe they would have been OK!

The secret cure for the plague!
 
Huh. Yeah if they'd just had more cats back then maybe they would have been OK!

The secret cure for the plague!
I sympathy for the Scotty. Being allergic and all....

But I too don't want the things in my house! They jump on everything and make a mess, then there's the shit box....

But outside? Fuck yeah! Keep them gdmf rats away! Here's some food! Use that fur coat you got in winter! Lol!

My cats work
 
I sympathy for the Scotty. Being allergic and all....

But I too don't want the things in my house! They jump on everything and make a mess, then there's the shit box....

But outside? Fuck yeah! Keep them gdmf rats away! Here's some food! Use that fur coat you got in winter! Lol!

My cats work

I like pets but they're too much commitment!
 
Aw erm, this is why I live in a houseshare.

If I had to live alone then yeah maybe I'd get pets.
Chad roommates have robbed me too often to ever do that again...

But a good brocel roommate is awesome.
 
Apparently this is a hoax and the Scottish government isn't actually going to ban cats. Life fuel for haggiscels because a cat can be a big source of happiness for an Incel.
 
If you go against this swinney will call you far right instead of wondering why Reform might win up to 15 seats in Holyrood
 
Psyop to divert attention from some real shit happening
 
It is said that the bubonic plague happened after the Catholics claimed "cats were evil Satanic animals" and had them all killed.

Even today some religioustards think cats, "steal souls!"
Religeous people are idiots.
 
I sympathy for the Scotty. Being allergic and all....

But I too don't want the things in my house! They jump on everything and make a mess, then there's the shit box....

But outside? Fuck yeah! Keep them gdmf rats away! Here's some food! Use that fur coat you got in winter! Lol!

My cats work
My black&white cat was a different type. He grew up outside. He was a stray. He was sooo polite and would even listen to me.

Such a good boy. I never got him castrated. He was a literal Chad cat. Very muscular and good looking masculine face. He could run wild and free and live life to the fullest, even if just for two years.

I think that he learned to appreciate humans more because of the harsh life in the streets.

He never made any mess at home, never kicked anything down, never scratched anything that I didn't want him to scratch.

It is as if he could read my mind and would only do what he was allowed to do.

He also always thanked me for the food he received by head budding me and meowing in a specific tone. Every time. Then he'd wash himself and go about his day. He also liked watching us do stuff around my parents' house. He was very curious about it all.
When I repaired my car he'd watch me do it too.

I miss him so much.
 
Religeous people are idiots.
I concur
My black&white cat was a different type. He grew up outside. He was a stray. He was sooo polite and would even listen to me.

Such a good boy. I never got him castrated. He was a literal Chad cat. Very muscular and good looking masculine face. He could run wild and free and live life to the fullest, even if just for two years.
I think its better to live and die free.
I think that he learned to appreciate humans more because of the harsh life in the streets.
Perhaps. My old cat is polite inside. The younger ones aren't.
He never made any mess at home, never kicked anything down, never scratched anything that I didn't want him to scratch.

It is as if he could read my mind and would only do what he was allowed to do.

He also always thanked me for the food he received by head budding me and meowing in a specific tone. Every time. Then he'd wash himself and go about his day. He also liked watching us do stuff around my parents' house. He was very curious about it all.
When I repaired my car he'd watch me do it too.

I miss him so much.
Good cats, and good dogs are a real treasure. It's sad they don't live very long.
 
I concur

I think its better to live and die free.

Perhaps. My old cat is polite inside. The younger ones aren't.

Good cats, and good dogs are a real treasure. It's sad they don't live very long.
Mine died not of old age. He was very young. Estimated to be two years.
Due to a false diognosis of a doctor he got the wrong medicine, got very sick and I had to put him down because there was nothing that could have been done at that stage.

I hope civilization will crash fast because I have to pay this invompetent pos a visit.
 
Mine died not of old age. He was very young. Estimated to be two years.
Due to a false diognosis of a doctor he got the wrong medicine, got very sick and I had to put him down because there was nothing that could have been done at that stage.

I hope civilization will crash fast because I have to pay this invompetent pos a visit.
I have a deal with my animals. They get a swift mercy killing if they are more injured than I can fix. That, and regular meals.

I have a lot of vet books and a good medical kit.

The only vet services I buy are spaying and neutering. (Plus their mandatory rabies vaxx) otherwise I vaxx my dogs myself.

I no long try to vaxx my cats as they have super tough skin and always break the gdmf needles!

It's very rare that I have to put one down. Last time it was a really dignified cat called Cleopatra. Got hit by a car and was semi paralysis. Dragging itself around in pain. Poor buddy. );
 
I have a deal with my animals. They get a swift mercy killing if they are more injured than I can fix. That, and regular meals.

I have a lot of vet books and a good medical kit.

The only vet services I buy are spaying and neutering. (Plus their mandatory rabies vaxx) otherwise I vaxx my dogs myself.

I no long try to vaxx my cats as they have super tough skin and always break the gdmf needles!

It's very rare that I have to put one down. Last time it was a really dignified cat called Cleopatra. Got hit by a car and was semi paralysis. Dragging itself around in pain. Poor buddy. );
You're a good man.
 
Mine died not of old age. He was very young. Estimated to be two years.
Due to a false diognosis of a doctor he got the wrong medicine, got very sick and I had to put him down because there was nothing that could have been done at that stage.

I hope civilization will crash fast because I have to pay this invompetent pos a visit.
I'm starting to have a really old dog now. Sometimes I have to pick her up because the stares are too much work for her. But later she jumps up them like its no big deal? Strange dog!
 
I'm starting to have a really old dog now. Sometimes I have to pick her up because the stares are too much work for her. But later she jumps up them like its no big deal? Strange dog!
Maybe your dog just likes you taking care of it, sometimes, and being close to you.

I have seen such behaviour before. They pretend to be incapable. They aren't stupid.
 
Maybe your dog just likes you taking care of it, sometimes, and being close to you.

I have seen such behaviour before. They pretend to be incapable. They aren't stupid.
Yeah, it's a talking dog too! Very funny. Barks at everyone including me, when I return from town...

She does seem grateful for the lift up the stares.
 
Yeah, it's a talking dog too! Very funny. Barks at everyone including me, when I return from town...

She does seem grateful for the lift up the stares.
A grateful foid, but only if not human.
Imagine my shock.

Jk, man. I am glad you have such good companions.
 

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