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AsakuraHao

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Alright, you need to understand that everything you know about elves, fairies, vampires — it’s all been sanitized. The truth is darker. Way darker.

First off, forget about the cute elves in the forests. The Elves are an ancient, extraterrestrial race from Hyperborea, and I’m not talking about some fairy tale nonsense. Hyperborea isn’t even in our universe. They came from Beyondspace, where reality doesn’t work like it does here. They control TIME, people. TIME ITSELF. You’ve heard of alternate dimensions? Yeah, the elves crossed through Overspace to get here. They didn’t just “evolve” like the rest of us — they shaped themselves from the very concepts of existence.

And now they’re here, living among us, ruling us in secret. The 13th King of the High Elves is still out there, sitting on his throne, hidden in plain sight. He wears a crown with three crystals — forest, dark, and high elves, right? WRONG. That blue crystal at the center? That’s a fragment of Hyperborea itself. It lets him see across the entire timeline, like a living god. Why do you think no one ever questions his authority? The dude can manipulate your existence without you even knowing.

You know how people talk about the elves being tall, pale, blond, and all that? They’re genetic supremacists. The forest elves? They’re not some peaceful nature-lovers. They’re eugenicists. They purify their own bloodlines by eliminating any “ugly” or “deformed” newborns. You don’t believe me? They use the bodies as compost, or worse — as fuel for their life energy rituals. They don’t eat animals, but that’s because they’re consuming YOU in a different way. Every time you feel tired or drained for no reason? It’s them, siphoning your life essence.

Let me hit you with another bombshell: Vampires were created by humans trying to become like elves. The first vampire — Nosferatu — was made through dark rituals in Egypt. He was trying to unlock the elves' regenerative powers. And here’s the kicker — the Van Helsing family captured him centuries ago. He’s still alive, buried 1,000 meters underground in their château, reduced to a husk of his former self. They experimented on him for YEARS to figure out how to kill beings like the King of the Elves. They even found a way, but they’re keeping Nosferatu alive for “further research.” But Nosferatu? He’s just a shell now. He used to be able to regenerate from anything, as long as he existed in the timeline. But after so many experiments, he’s lost almost everything. He’s practically mindless now, weaker than a human. Even a six-year-old Van Helsing could rip him apart.

And here’s where it gets even crazier. Dracula knows all of this. He’s not just some random vampire. He’s the current King of Vampires, and he’s got allies — dark elves, sorcerers, witches, you name it. He’s been planning to steal Nosferatu from the Van Helsings because Nosferatu’s blood holds the key to true immortality. Dracula knows that with Nosferatu’s powers, he could overthrow the King of the Elves.

But it doesn’t stop there. The elves, vampires, all these creatures — they’re part of something bigger. The Watchers, yeah, you’ve heard of them. They’re real, and they’re watching EVERYTHING. They only intervene when reality itself is at risk. And guess what? The elves are playing with reality’s fabric like it’s a toy. There’s a legend that in the 19th century, LOVE ITSELF split into two beings — a man and a woman, physical embodiments of love. They don’t know who they are, but once they find each other and reunite, it’s the end of the world as we know it. Why? Because they’ll reset the timeline. That’s why the elves are so obsessed with controlling time — they want to stop the inevitable.

The man and the woman could be anyone. Anyone. You could have seen them, passed them in the street. Ever get that feeling of déjà vu? That’s time unraveling because these two are slowly finding each other.

They don’t want you to know this. The elites, the governments, the so-called historians? They’re in on it. They’ll laugh at you for talking about elves or vampires. But the truth? They’re terrified. The King of the Elves controls the timeline, and Nosferatu holds the key to killing him. Dracula is on the hunt. The Watchers are watching. And once the timeline collapses, we’ll all be erased.
 
Sounds like a good movie tbh, would definitely watch
 

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